The family bathroom's where it's at. No cameras and you can fuck as loud as you want because the walls are fuckin' soundproofed due to the baby changing station and such. And you can fuck in the clothes racks. I've seen it.
Never.. thought.. of.. this.
And yet I have. It was my goal the next time we went to the Hospital. I noticed Family bathrooms in the Hospital, and thought to myself
"It wouldn't look the least bit odd if we both went in together."
Erin is telling me as I type this, our Wal*Mart doesn't have a Family bathroom. Those dirty bastards.
Right though? And they were both in the shower and one was anal, so I get a quadrupole bonus. And the elevator was the best sex I'd ever had. It's exhilarating.
That whole shower issue isn't what it's cracked up to be. I've never really been fond of shower sex. It's nothing like porn (soft or hardcore) make them out to be like.
Albeit, we found a hotel with a walk-in, glass, shower.. so we're gonna try that one day. I might change my mind.
As for the elevators.. Still, they creep me out.
Count it. If you count me fucking my ex's sister?
That in and of itself is like a bonus. Running a penis train through the entire Female side of a Family. (Mom & Daughters) If this was Wheel of Fortune, you'd have hit the jackpot.
Will....
you have never had a tag team title match with a buddy? I would think, of all the things...
I've never wanted to be involved in a Tag Team match.. too many ill-willed thoughts on being the Kendrick to my Partner's Jackson, if you get my drift..
Or, for Becca's mind to grasp it, being the H.B.K to my Partner's Big Daddy Cool. lol
Are you asking me? I'm afraid to answer, as I am not as expert at this stuff as you. I only have one thing you don't on that list (in a hospital) and many other things missing.
I wouldn't call myself an expert. I've had sex with 3 girls. And only Erin really did all those things on that list. The first two were basically the bare minimum.
If I had to venture an opinion, I'd say count both of them. Especially if you're friends with at least one of your wife's brothers, then it definitely counts. I think when it gets to the point where if you're having an argument with the guy and you can win it by saying, "yeah, well I fucked your sister!" it officially counts.
I should really get bonus points for that then, considering I've had arguments with her Father in which terms such as that were used. And I've come close to having that be the final say in arguments against her Grandmother, too.
What about a 3-on-1 handicap match?
.....
I'm with NorCal in this.. I'm not a fan of playing "spin the pussy, guess the Father".
you and a buddy Vs Two chicks. better if they are related. and if its on the floor of a trailer, like mine was
Still, this falls under my H.B.K. to Big Daddy Cool reference. Granted, if it were with two females (way before Erin, mind everyone) that I'd have cared less about.. then it would've been what it was.. nothing more than a smackdown. lol
Still though, I never went in search of sex back in the day for reasons like this.
He's not having sex with ANYONE except for with ME.
You know, it works both ways.. hussey.
But the ONLY way he could do something like that now, is if it's HIM, JOHN MORRISON, and ME...
I've said it once, I'll say it again.. add Maryse, and you've got a deal.
