TheOneBigWill's Sexual Check-List (don't enter if you don't want to know)

[TheOneBigWill]

Yeah, that's how she explained it to me once. And that being said, no other guy would get a look in .

If this were Johnny Depp, we'd be fighting over who gets him first. lol Morrison's abs are quite amazing though - makes me think of Wes each time.

Gosh, where did this equality thing come from? Just because we get to sleep with the hot guy we fantasise about, you're not allowed to go near the girls you do. In fact, you shouldn't even have girls you fantasise over .

What's this "fantasise" crap? She can day dream all she wants - next time a live event rolls around and Maryse walks up to me and says "Je désire avoir le sexe avec vous ce soir".. it's not gonna be a fantasy. LOL

 

[Mrs Sexy]

Just because we get to sleep with the hot guy we fantasise about, you're not allowed to go near the girls you do. In fact, you shouldn't even have girls you fantasise over .

I totally agree with you!

Geez, he's such a jerk..

 

[TheOneBigWill]

er yea, no you dont do that with your wife or someone you care about obviously.

Yeah.. I just don't think in all honesty it'd ever come to anything like that with someone I cared about. As you've seen on here, I've down right gotten into e-wars with people over that type of shit.

just two chicks, hate fuck style. and my partner was a black guy, so its obvious im pretty damn secure with my stuff LOL.

Obviously is wasnt with relationship girls, hence why I noted that it was on the floor of a trailer

Not all black guy's fit the stereo-typical "huge cock" theory. I don't know this, persay, but know a few girls who've dated black guys and seen white guys that were bigger.

I'm secure about knowing I get the job done. (only based on no complaints) I'm also fine with my size, just aren't fine with assuming someone else (bigger) could do the job better. lol

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I totally agree with you!

Geez, he's such a jerk..

Hey, hey, hey.. you were the one talking about being double teamed by myself and John Morrison.. hussey.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

bigger definately isnt always better. Mrs.NorCal would attest to this without hesitation.

 

[Planty]

Hmm.

[] Fuck a girl off WZ forums.

Anyone want to help me break that one? (Check the "Post Your Shadow" thread)

Some pretty impressive lists going on here. I'd post mine but considering I'm a 17 year old who's only done it twice its not that impressive (Y).

God, too honest.

That elevator sex sounds amazing.

 

[Coco]

Elevators give me a headache.

 

[Sparky]

Mine:
the usual stuff, Mish, girl on top doggy ect.
Threesome
Multiple sisters in one night
car (inside)
Car (on the bonnet)
in the girls boyfriend's bed
in a car park.
Public toilet
Someone's mum
a Bus. (you do stupid shit when drunk.)

Wish list:
forty winks (a shop that only sells beds. Imagine the possibilities)
... Will think of more.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

Showers are indeed overrated, especially if its a compact glass one because you have little to no manoeuverability.

Not having any Wal-Mart's in the UK, it'll be uber hard to check that off the list. Can i substitute Wal-Mart for Liddles or an Audi?

Which sounds better?

Aldi. Spend a little, live a lot

or

Aldi. Spend a little, fuck in the loos.

 

[Mr. TM]

[x] Missionary
[x] Woman on Top
[x] Side by side
[x] Doggy Style
[x] 69
[x] Oral
[x] Anal
[x] Handjob
[ ] In hot-tub
[x] In a lake
[x] In shower
[ ] Hotel
[x] Wife's Parent's house
[x] Sex in public
[x] Outside
[x] In a car (doesn't count for the above two)
[] In Wal*Mart
[] In a Hospital
[x] At Work
[] In a Restaurant
[] In a Dressing room
[] Hotel hallway
[x] In a Museum
[x] In every room of three houses
[x] In a tent

Just a few extra

 

[JGlass]

In a museum? What museum and how did that work?

 

[Mr. TM]

Local museum, and I put my penis in her vagina.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Hmm.

[] Fuck a girl off WZ forums.

Anyone want to help me break that one? (Check the "Post Your Shadow" thread)

Some pretty impressive lists going on here. I'd post mine but considering I'm a 17 year old who's only done it twice its not that impressive (Y).

God, too honest.

That elevator sex sounds amazing.

The epitome of a geeky 17 year old, his fantasy is sleeping with a girl on an internet forum

 

[Planty]

The epitome of a geeky 17 year old, his fantasy is sleeping with a girl on an internet forum

Haha Or maybe it was just posted on here aimed at one particular moderator who's a girl? But who knows.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Well I don't blame you, I am amazing.

 

[Sparky]

Haha Or maybe it was just posted on here aimed at one particular moderator who's a girl? But who knows.

I thought i was the only one that knew lee was a girl?
Only kidding lee.

 

[Mr. TM]

Hmm.

[] Fuck a girl off WZ forums.

Anyone want to help me break that one? (Check the "Post Your Shadow" thread)

Some pretty impressive lists going on here. I'd post mine but considering I'm a 17 year old who's only done it twice its not that impressive (Y).

God, too honest.

That elevator sex sounds amazing.

[x] Fuck a girl off WZ forums.

 

[Sparky]

[x] Fuck a girl off WZ forums.

I might of done this as well. Stupid bitch.

 

[Father:_Polley]

bigger definately isnt always better. Mrs.NorCal would attest to this without hesitation.

Why bring your mother into this?

 

[Milkyway!]

I don't wanna go through your entire list, just to have no ex's. I'm a virgin.

 

[HBK-aholic]

At 15 that's a good thing .

 

[Thriller Ant]

This is one of the best threads I have ever read. I'm about 99% sure something from in here will end up in my sig within the next hour

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

Yeah man don't even waste time thinking about it at your age. It'll only devalue the experience when you do have it, because you'll have all these expectations that sex never lives up to unless you're on drugs or extremely sensitive and are easily aroused.

 

[Jane]

[] Missionary
[] Woman on Top
[] Side by side
[] Doggy Style
[] 69
[] Oral
[] Anal
[] Handjob
[] In hot-tub
[] In shower
[] Hotel
[] Wife's Parent's house
[] Sex in public
[] Outside
[] In a car (doesn't count for the above two)
[] In Wal*Mart
[] In a Hospital
[] At Work
[] In a Restaurant
[] In a Dressing room
[] Hotel hallway

 

[Blade]

sex never lives up to unless you're on drugs or extremely sensitive and are easily aroused.

AKA 90% of teenagers....