The WZF Technical Awards LD

[Cena's Little Helper]

Awards shall be presented on Monday, 23 December 2013, at approximately 7:15 EDT. If you would like to make a speech, feel free to do so, but not until after I have presented you with your award.

 

[Dirk]

"Excuse me, Mr Helper, who are you wearing tonight?"

"This satin thing I found in a discount bin..."

"Oh, my - I can tell! And the lack of underwear lines?"

"Commando!"

"That's what I thought. Over to you, Sandy!"

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ill have to do mine via satellite. I have no idea when, either.

 

[Барбоса]

I'm just happy to be nominated...

You mean I wasn't?

To hell with this.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Good evening everyone...at this time I'd like to call to the stage Doug Crashin'

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Doug, you have 3 minutes to post a speech for Biggest Coattailer of the Year. Here is your award:

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Since it looks like ol' Douggles won't be joining us, I'd like to call to the stage Lowdown for The Bradley Cooper Award for Obscure Veteran Turned A-List Poster. You have 3 minutes to make a speech. Here is your award:

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

All right, looks like Lowdown won't be showing up. Up next are winners for The Spencer Pratt/Brody Jenner Award for Best Forum Bromance (credit to Rated R Nightmare):

Bromance 1: LSN80 and Mustang Sally

Bromance 2: Tastycles, Uncle Sam, and Lee

Here is your award (if any of you insist on putting it in your sig, it must be only a fifth of the award):

I'll give you guys 3 minutes to make a speech.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Looks like this awards show is just as sparsely attended as the Technical Oscars! Up next are winners for The Coco 2009 Rookie of the Year Award For Most Overlooked Poster:

Most Overlooked Poster 1: Coco

Most Overlooks Poster 2: Rayne

Here is your award (if any of you insist on putting it in your sig, it must be only half of the award):

I'll give you guys 3 minutes to make a speech.

 

[Coco]

Thanks, tdigle!

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Up next is the winner for The marty2hotty Award For Most Delusional Mark:

Stormtrooper

Here is your award:

You have 3 minutes to make a speech. If you do, your speech points must be numbered.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

1) Stormtrooper is busy right now.

2) Nintendo and PS4 fucking rule.

3) Bill Gates is a cunt.

4) Why didn't I get an end of year nom for this same category?

Up next are the winners for The Tom Hanks Award for Biggest Forum Draw:

Biggest Draw co-winner: Mighty NorCal

Biggest Draw co-winner: Uncle Sam

Here is your award...you guys can each take this sig and don't have to split it. Without you two, I wouldn't have a forum to post my pretentious shit:

You have 3 minutes to make a speech.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

The final award is The Incredible Melting Man Award For Biggest Meltdown (Credit to Boom Goes The Dynamite):

Winner: Anonymous Mozzarella

Here is your award:

Since you'll make a speech regardless of the time limits, post whatever you want.

Thanks for attending The WZF Technical Awards Show! I shall see you again next year!