This is a special edition of movie reviews. These movies I had to just ask my self in a good or bad way, wtf? So the movies I had to say that in were "Charlie St. Cloud" "Dinner for Shmucks" "Rocky Horror Picture Show" and "Death at a Funeral". So all of you people that wanted me to review Rocky Horror Picture Show, keep reading!
"Charlie St. Cloud" is about a boy named Charlie that is about to leave for collage so has his fun time in summer sailing with his younger brother. When Charlie goes out at night, his brother catches him and Charlie is forced to take him with him. He is stopped buy a car ahead of him and a drunkdriver was not paying attention and crashes into Charlie's car. (Coming up is not a Spoiler because it's in the previews). Charlie and his brother are medicated but Charlie's brother Sam does not make it. At the funeral, Charlie is to drop his baseball glove in but he can't do it which forces him to run away into the woods and cries. Charlie than sees his dead brother and he promises to practice baseball everyday (which is wacky). 5 years later, it is seen that Charlie did not go to collage but stayed and became the caretaker of the cemetary where sam is burried. It is later revealed that Charlie can see multiple dead people. When that happens then I thought to my self wtf? It was okay, Zac Efron shows that he can somewhat act. I thought it was a little too much supernatural events in this movie. I give it 3 1/2 stars and wait till DVD.
"Dinner for Shmucks" is about a guy named Tim that has to find the biggest idiot in the city and bring him to a dinner where they mock shmucks. He accidently hit a guy named Barry with his car and finds out that he was trying to save a dead mouse. He is a taxidermest that create little scenes and figurines with all of the mice and it comes clear that he is perfect. Well evey thing goes wrong when Tim's girlfriend finds out what he's doing and leaves him. Barry is clueless of the situation and talked to a stalker of Tim's on a chatroom that he was lonely and Barry repeats his activities ruining Tim's life basicly. This is the kind of movie I enjoy very much. It is hilarious but it has a heart because towards the end, you really feel bad that you have been laughing at this guy. Thier was too many moments that Barry said or did something that I had to ask myself wtf?! This is probably my favorite Steve Carrel character he has been and I'm still debating if it was funnier than The Other Guys. Still I'm giving this movie 4 1/2 stars for being so shmucken funny and a big fat SEE IT!
"Rocky Horror Picture Show" is my next movie. All I can say is from Begining to End was a whole big wtf did I just see. Still today I pray tht something with knock that movie and it's music from my memory because it was even worse that District 9, Where the Wild things are, and all of the horrible movies I have seen combind. This is the worst. If you don't know what this garbage is about, it tells the story of two newly engaged couple that sing about the pointless stuff of life. When thier car breaks down they end up at a castle and go to ask for the phone. A butler welcomes them in and randomly starts singing about time warping and crap and they walk in to see alot of fat old weird people doing to most stupidest dance ever called the Time Warp. Then they meet the master of ther house. He is a Transvetite from Transexual Tranyslvania that happens to be Bisexual to put the cherry on top of the cake and he invites them to go up stairs and they have to strip down to thier underwear for no reason. The transvestite is creating a sex toy guy named Rocky Horror and it makes his ex sex toy mad and start singing on his motorcyle about nothing. Then the transvestite starts axing him and then everone pretends it never happened. The couple goes to thier rooms and the transvestite stops and visits to them and convinces them the worst way to do stuff to them. Soon the transvestite sees the woman and Rocky going at it and he gets mad a freezes them with some beem that turns them into naked statues. wtf wtf wtf?????????? Then he does a number with all of his frozen people in cross dressing garments. And then the other word for poop happens and it just becomes a sick, disgusting, wtf movie. Who would even make s**t like this? I don't even uderstand how it's a cult movie that people enjoy! So before this becomes my longest review ever I'm just going to say this, 0 stars and if you see this movie THROW IT AWAY! If they made a remake, put Lady GaGa in it and there is the worst thing possible for someone to do in thier 100 years of life. And Glee, Why? Why? Why? Why? Why would you do a tribute episode to this horrible movie. The only one who's going to enjoy working on it is Chris Colfer who plays Kurt. I can just imagine now Sue Sylvester is going to be the most furious person to know that they are going to cross dress. "You think that's harsh! Try sitting through a marathon of Rocky Horror Picture Show with comericals of Lady GaGa's music videos. That's Harsh!" Once again, 0 STARS!
My last movie is "Death at a Funeral" . It stars Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, Tracy Morgan, Zoe Saldana, James Mardeson, and many others that make you laugh at a funeral. Many problems accuer including the wrong body, an accidental drug encounter, parking, money problems, and of course a death at the funeral. Some of the jokes were wtf moments but I thought it was hilarious. I don't care what the critics say about it, I loved it. 4 stars and Buy it.
That's it for wtf movies. I will have more reviews out soon.
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