The World's Most Ridiculous Lawsuits

Y 2 Jake

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Stolen from The Mirror.

1. In 1999, the parents of 27-year-old Daniel Dukes, who was found naked and dead on the back of a killer whale at SeaWorld Orlando, sued the Florida marine park for several million dollars. Patricia and Michael Dukes alleged that the dangerous orca was portrayed as a huggable stuffed toy.

2. A man who changed his name to 'Jack Ass' in 1997 sued media giant MTV owners Viacom for $10million, saying the hit show "Jackass", which first screened in 2000, had plagiarised his name.

3. In 1995, Anna Ayala brought a fraudulent lawsuit against a Wendy's hamburger restaurant in San Jose, California, claiming she had found a finger in her chilli sauce. After a huge investigation, it later turned out that it was Ayala herself who had placed the amputated digit in her meal. The fast food chain claimed negative publicity surrounding the claims cost the company $2.5 million in lost revenue. Meanwhile, Alaya was handed a nine year jail term for her scam.

4. In 2000 a Californian surfer sued a rival for "taking his wave." The case was dismissed because they were unable to put a price on "pain and suffering" endured by watching someone ride the wave that was "intended for you".

5. A woman who got drunk at an office party and crashed her car successfully sued her employer in 1995 for allowing her to drive -- even though her firm offered a cab ride or accommodation if she gave up her keys. Linda Hunt, 52, from Ontario, Canada won more than $300,000 in damages and interest from Sutton Group Realty Ltd, after arguing her boss should have stopped her from driving home in a snowstorm.

6. In 2006, Allen Heckard sued basketball legend Michael Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for $832 million. Heckard claimed he had suffered defamation, permanent injury, and emotional pain and suffering because people often mistook him for the basketball star. Heckard ditched his legal battle a few months later.


7. Beer lover Richard Overton slapped brewer Anheuser-Busch with a $10,000 lawsuit against, claiming false advertising and failure to deliver on its promises. No matter how much Bud Light Richard drank, the scenes depicted in the commercials of young friends and women with tiny bikinis frolicking on beaches never materialized. So in 1991 he sued, alleging emotional distress brought on by Anheuser-Busch's failure to provide "unrestricted merriment." Initially a trial court threw out the case, but Overton inexplicably won after taking his case to the Michigan Court of Appeals.

8. An audience member sued NBC's Tonight Show for $22,000 after being hit in the eye by a free T-shirt fired into the audience with an airgun by the warm-up comic.



9. In 1999, a Canadian tourist sued Starbucks, claiming a faulty toilet seat in one of the chain’s New York coffee shops crushed his penis. Edward Skwarek claimed that as he leant forward for toilet paper, the lavatory seat shifted, causing his manhood to be clamped between the seat and the bowl. Skwarek wanted $1 million for "dire and permanent" injuries to his member, while his wife Sherrie claimed $500,000 in damages for the deprivation of husbandly services.

10. A music fan unsuccessfully attempted to sue the city of San Diego for the "emotional trauma" he suffered at an Elton John-Billy Joel concert. Not for the music, however, but for being subjected to the sight of a number of women using a urinal in the men’s toilets. Bob Glaser, who filed a $5.4 million lawsuit, said he was "extremely upset" at the incident, claiming his rights to privacy were violated by the women who were using the men's loos because of huge queues outside the ladies.
 
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Worst I've ever heard of was a woman went on a massive diet due to obesity. She lost over 150lbs and weighed about 110lbs after it was over. A friend of hers said she looked really good now. The person that lost the weight sued the one that gave her the compliment, claiming that the second person was making fun of her previous condition. The former fat girl won.
 
What about the one where the lady sued McDonald's because they didn't tell her that the coffee she ordered was hot and she spilled it and burnt herself?
 
that is why they put, Caution Hot on the cup.

I love when people sue McDonalds or any fast food place because it makes them fat... That is lawlz worthy.
 
Absolutely they are. This is America, and in America, if someone ticks you off, it is your God given right to sue them for every dime they have to make you smile again.
 
i heard about how a man was staying at a hotel and went swimming in the pool late one night and found the hole that flitters the water or something (family guy had a joke about it in season 2). anyway since he was all by himself he gets out his ....... penis sticks it in the hole. however its ends up getting stuck. so after some how managing to get help and after a few hours work he is freed. then as he is checking out he said he was planning on sueing the hotel because of his "near injury"
 
A man bought a Mobile home (in america i think they call it a RV) and put it on cruise control, he went TO THE BACK of the car AND MADE HIMSELF A CUP OF COFFEE!!! he sued because he crashed and won a few million.... Dumb asses. and now in the thing he crashed all news one say in the instruction manual word for word "we do not accept responsibility if you put car on cruise control and then do other things that restrict you from being in control of the car. i.e Making coffee" i lol'ed when i saw it in my grandad's one he uses for camping
 
Didn't Fox News threaten to sue the Simpsons and had to retract because they realised Fox produced them?

I had another, but I forgot it
 
I once heard Victoria Beckham once thought of suing Peterborough United over their use of "her" nickname Posh. Bearing in mind United have used this nickname for about a century, Posh was quietly told to drop the case. Not sure how true this was mind, I just remember being told about it.
 
I have one that I love. Has to do with a wrestler and I thought it was funny.

In 2005, Dean Roll, otherwise known as the TNA wrestler Shark Boy, sued Miramax Films. He filed his lawsuit on the grounds that the character Sharkboy, from their movie The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, infringed on his trademark. He demanded money, profits, and anything else gained from the Sharkboy character. Later that year, Miramax attempted to dismiss the case on the grounds that Shark Boy's only wore a costume of shark-like attributes and that they in no way stole his character. Their dismissal was unsuccessful. In 2007, the case was settled for an unknown amount.
 

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