The Truth About Crock

[Coco]

Just like Ocean's 11, The David French Party wants to know if you're in or you're out.

What would we go for as a party? I'm all for fun and jokes, but this isn't a bad opportunity for me to go for Wrestling mod.

I'm leaning to joining though.

The Spam Zones are largely unregulated, considered a joke by many, and a recycling bin for shit threads by others. We're going for the honour of the best part of the boards, the part that keeps the best posters coming back. We're going to give spam the leader it deserves.

How's that for a cause?

Awesome cause, but it doesn't do anything for me. I want to be involved with the wrestling sections, so I'm going to have to decline.

If I don't make it as a candidate, you have my vote. Hell, I'll put your party over regardless, but I wanna take this opportunity to try for myself. Sorry man.

Looks like Crock is willing to put self-interest and egotism ahead of the good of the board. Not that we're surprised. Tell 'em, Doc.

#DirtyBoxing

 

[JGlass]

Oh my, this election promises for some great stuff.

Excuse me while I go get my lotion and a box of tissues.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Oh my, this election promises for some great stuff.

Excuse me while I go get my lotion and a box of tissues.

Tissues? Use your bed sheets

 

[ABMorales787]

Well that was a silly response. The fact he wanted a different section should've been reason enough to join.

 

[JGlass]

Well that was a silly response. The fact he wanted a different section should've been reason enough to join.

As far as I understand, only one person from each political party can run. It would be pretty foolish to try to take out Coco in the primaries, so I think Crock made the right move politically.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Crock is smart.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Didn't Crock join the Birthday Party, the one behind the rise of the non-wrestling sections?

 

[Coco]

My understanding is Harthan won him over with a handy. Pretty sure that's not even legal.

 

[Harthan]

My understanding is Harthan won him over with a handy. Pretty sure that's not even legal.

You have your methods, and I have mine.

 

[Coco]

Must have just changed your age. Last I checked, you were 11.

 

[Harthan]

Must have just changed your age. Last I checked, you were 11.

I guess that would make your mother a pedophile.

I'm sorry, that's just awful. It's far too late for me to think of a better retort.

 

[Coco]

No, it's certainly okay. My mother has had children inside her before. Two in fact. I can see how that would confuse you.

 

[Harthan]

No, it's certainly okay. My mother has had children inside her before. Two in fact. I can see how that would confuse you.

She'll be receiving a visit from the FBI in the morning.

 

[Coco]

They're getting slow.

 

[Harthan]

They're getting slow.

Budget cuts, what can you do?