The Ricardo Rodriguez Translation Thread

[D-Man]

Translate RR's introduction of Alberto Del Rio here. (In all honesty, I'd love to know what he REALLY says but I know we can have lots of fun with this, anyway.) So, whether you guys want to give a real or fake translation, this might be fun.

Fire away.

 

[ABMorales787]

Sorry, like the real Mexican wrestling announcers, you can make out half the shit he says even if you're fluid in spanish.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Sorry, like the real Mexican wrestling announcers, you can make out half the shit he says even if you're fluid in spanish.

Exactly what Killjoy said. Be fluid.

 

[BaconBits]

Introducing, from Mexico, the dude who's biggest contribution to the world is getting his ass kicked by Cro Cop and the worlds foremost expert on White Castle... Allllbbbbeeeerrrrrtttto Del Rrrrrrrrrio!

 

[Manof1,004Holds]

Put your hands together for, the guy who owns every Taco Bell in Mexico and America.... AAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Something something, blah blah blah, the pride of Mexico. The boss, Albertoooooo Deeeeel Riiiiiiooooo!

 

[Mr. Book This Section]

Introducing all the way for Mexico its ALBERTO DEL RIO!

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

And now, making his way to the ring....your typical greasy mexican...ehhh gringo, you stole'a ma donkey....essa..essa...you are all gay...you are all gay....Albertooo Dellll Riiioooooo