The Pointless Thread

[Eternal Dragon]

Or F. Scott Fitzgerald.

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Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

I love gatsby. That's readable.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Hate Gatsby! What an idiot.

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Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

I love that book. What's so bad about it.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

The girl that he wants, total moron. He was a moron for ever thinking he could be with her. The only person I liked was Jordan.

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Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

Daisy was a stuck up bitch. Jordan had too many lesbian tendencies for me.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

SHE TOTALLY WAS! I hated Daisy. You kill a person and let the guy who loved you and did all this for you take the fall? Total skank.

That's exactly why I loved Jordan!

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Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

I hate how at the end she goes back to the bastard Tom like nothing ever happened.

 

[Slyfox696]

Penis

 

[klunderbunker]

And I think Daisy and Jordan had something going on.

 

[Murfish]

Neither he Scarlet Letter nor The Great Gatsby were that bad. But I will say that by teacher has made some stupid book decision.

I'm pretty sure that she doesn't actually know who Joseph Conrad is.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

[youtube]1zeR3NSYcHk[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zeR3NSYcHk

Over 100,000 views in 6 hours!

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Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

Non-fan.

 

[Murfish]

That test was easier than I expected.

I was doing it. Suddenly I was done, but only ten minutes had passed.

I proceeded to wait for the people who had no concept of where the quotes belonged.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Biggest fan!

<3

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Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

HA! I bet you like Hannah Montana. Admit it.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

That test was easier than I expected.

I was doing it. Suddenly I was done, but only ten minutes had passed.

I proceeded to wait for the people who had no concept of where the quotes belonged.

HAHA don't you love not being one of those people?

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Dragon

 

[Eternal Dragon]

HA! I bet you like Hannah Montana. Admit it.

BLASPHEMYYYY!!!

*points to door*

Get out!

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Dragon

 

[Murfish]

HAHA don't you love not being one of those people?

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Dragon

It felt especially good because I got screwed by not even reading the sparknotes for my Light in August quiz.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'l bet you even like the Jonas Brothers.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I'l bet you even like the Jonas Brothers.

That's it!

*kicks you out*

There.

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Dragon

 

[Murfish]

We also had to hand in an essay on it. She always complains that we should add something extra that she hasn't taught us, so I referenced Heart of Darkness to add something extra.

EDIT: By it I mean the change in rhetoric between the three scaffold scenes in relation to either Hester, Pearl, Dimmesdale, or Chillingworth.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

We also had to hand in an essay on it. She always complains that we should add something extra that she hasn't taught us, so I referenced Heart of Darkness to add something extra.

EDIT: By it I mean the change in rhetoric between the three scaffold scenes in relation to either Hester, Pearl, Dimmesdale, or Chillingworth.

That sounds...very complicated.

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Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

You do. And Hilary Duff too.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

She's okay...I MEAN WHAT?

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Dragon