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its quite funny

crawford is like "im glad to say that dana jacobson is back, dana"

and she was all "im sorry for what i said at the roast, it was wrong, i shouldnt have said it, please forgive me and let my work do the talking for how im known"

she shoulda just said "im a dumb ho that will always be remembered for slamming jesus and being drunk while giving bj's in the back"
 
Here is Pro Wrestling Noah's rules. As Translated By Babelfish

1st provision tournament type (restriction time)

Osamu who b △ キ 獅 「 sea 谿brandishing/flourishing flattering Ryo limitless 3 game 獅 」 丱肇 襯 蹈 ぅ 筌 襪 chopstick dirt ë between the limitless 1 game 獅 ケ þ between 15 minute hemorrhoids 20 minute hemorrhoids 30 minute hemorrhoids 45 minute hemorrhoids 60 minute 1 these game 60 minute 3 these game 獅 ケ þ 邱 膩 措 flatters basically and the ¬ partly due to the fact that it is done 獅 「 learning/repairing both 豺 腓 becomes the Lu Osamu 療 堙 挌 ッ chart
Authority of 2nd provision referee

* The case of start of the tournament the 獅 」 譽侫 Д 蝓 爾 魯 譽 the good 蕁 シ 獅 」 glowfly 鵐 哀 - the deep water Ε 鵐 machine 宍 擇 售 儺 劼 sewing 魁 璽 襪 party Δ north 棲 village deep water - accompanying ッ Shaun, Osamu who declares the start of the tournament
* The indication 獅 ク 枋 蠅 theory 簑 佚 ェ of the referee who is in the midst of playing it is the thing and the 獅 」 譽 the good 蕁 宍 擇 咼 bill ash 鵐 you must follow マ 獅 ヌ ¬ ず this, Osamu
* Osamu who can do to do the below-mentioned infringement behavior many times and to count 獅 」 譽 侫 Д 蝓 爾 ¬5 count, or the 獅 タ 仞 鐐 蠎 齊 to be and when it does, 獅 「 learning/repairing separation 譽 good 蕁 爾 鯣 紳 SECT. to make vicious offense being defeated in the 泙 candle power 魯 譽侫 Д 蝓 爾 spinning 个 shoes child 琉 嫖 ェ,
< Infringement behavior >
You beat with the fist, when what behavior &#29509; &#65414; rhyme soul ú &#12387; for the attack &#29509; &#65396; &#30502; &#65386; which the behavior &#29509; &#65378; &#21180; &#36784; &#65387; &#12367; behavior &#29509; &#65418; &#65436; where (the open finger &#31049; D &#21696; &#36423; &#29885; &#23660; &#39865; &#32010; rhyme attacking/questioning it is and the attacking/questioning &#30491; &#29787; &#65421;) the &#29509; &#65410; bilge &#33586; talent sea &#35292; &#22377; &#65433; &#29509; &#65393; ú sees and is attached &#31049; the h &#65377;&#31049; Wý &#31049; [ the &#65386; &#31049; C &#24727; village is and becomes the &#65387; the behavior &#29509; &#65402; &#40273; &#39811; &#35206; kilogram &#35292; &#22377; &#65433; &#29509; &#65408; &#20190; &#37904; &#34830; &#34821; separation ash good boat &#32002; &#29885; &#29200; soul ú &#12387; which is stretched the behavior &#29509; &#65401; &#24838; &#24903; &#30157;hich is stretched (3 or less) you take &#29509; The &#65407;&#34830; &#34821; ¬ rope &#31049; D &#9496; good institute &#29885; &#24282; mustache shoes attacking/questioning it is, &#35178; village hat circumstances &#30332; &#39830; &#28550; kilogram &#35206; &#35962; &#36999;. The woven &#22890; &#21696; &#27882; &#22890; &#33307; gun &#65386; being, when the person who does not have tournament right adds attack Osamu
* When the player takes the behavior above, Osamu whom the &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; sustenance animal duty wave &#32051; &#1043; mustache chopstick &#35178; sea ¬ it is possible
* The case of tournament end the wrestler &#29509; &#65379; glowfly &#40272; &#21696; - the deep water &#917; &#40272; machine &#65404; &#29509; &#65395; &#25799; &#21806; &#20794; &#21180; &#65419; &#29509; &#65379; &#39745; &#29885; &#35178; party &#916; north &#26866; village deep water - accompanying &#65391; Shaun same as the &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; &#28431; &#65387; beginning, Osamu who declares tournament end

Decision of 3rd provision victory or defeat

* Osamu whom the referee judges under circumstance below and the &#29509; &#65401; &#37041; &#33107; both ' &#22291; ¬ decides
o Fall
When the wrestler the &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; ¬3 time mat was hit entering the system of the fall, Osamu
o Giving up (tap out)
The wrestler being oral, the person C &#27865; candle power Lu Osamu &#35700; ¬ which makes a declaration of intention giving up it is not possible, when the mat or the opponent of 3 times or more was hit, Osamu
o K.O.
Receiving attack, when it knocked down and &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; ¬10 count &#31049; the &#29796; wax &#35206; &#29996; grazed in the D &#39745; &#29885; &#35178; shoes &#30137; &#35962; &#36999; and &#35206; verified gun &#33586; &#34739; old woman rhyme &#39872; &#21913; difficulty &#65399; &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; ¬ that Osamu
o T.K.O
Second throwing the towel inside the ring, when it makes a declaration of intention defeat, Osamu
o Referee &#31049; D good &#32903; &#22890; ×
When the &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; the good &#34113; &#29246; &#27865; candle power &#39791; bill ash &#40272; the charge &#20295; ý does not make a declaration of intention the defeat of the giving up hemorrhoids TKO and the like, in considerable injury circumstance &#29509; &#65406; tip of the sheath &#65390; impossible circumstance Osamu
o Ring out
Opponent outside place time &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; ¬20 count &#31049; D &#39745; &#29885; &#35178; shoes &#30137; &#35962; &#36999; &#65377;
o Tournament abandonment
When the tournament is abandoned with intention to fight loss Osamu
o Infringement
When the referee judges with 2nd provision Osamu
* When it is below, Osamu who is made draw
o When victory or defeat does not decide during restriction time, when extended game is done (with conference, it is) Osamu
o When the referee both KO (10 counts) the &#29509; &#65420; Showa &#22296; glowfly &#40272; &#21696; - the &#917; &#65416; (20 counts) it calls, Osamu
* Osamu whom game and draw decide with the person who has tournament right at the time of tag matching in the contents of the &#29509; &#65404; &#32137; &#65389;

4th provision supplementation Osamu who is made 60 minute 1 these games basically
However when modification (time limitless 1 game and the like) is to according to &#29509; &#65404; õ circumstances, as for the Osamu above-mentioned rule which is when it is reformed by referee conference, Osamu who is



1st provision tournament type (restriction time)

Osamu who is made 60 minute 1 these games basically
However when modification (time limitless 1 game and the like) is to according to &#29509; &#65404; õ circumstances, Osamu who is
Authority of 2nd provision referee

Basic the professional wrestling ring &#31049; D separation CENT &#31049; D &#65386; &#12501;&#12451;&#12471;&#12515;&#12523; &#31049; D &#35174; &#29885; &#35178; pan- &#29787; &#65421; Osamu
Decision of 3rd provision victory or defeat

* Basically the professional wrestling ring &#31049; D separation CENT &#31049; D &#65386; &#12501;&#12451;&#12471;&#12515;&#12523; &#31049; D &#35174; &#29885; &#35178; the pan- &#29787; &#20305; world ¬ &#29509; &#65392; &#65382; seat defensive &#29509; &#65390; &#27054; you flatter, dying/fleeing &#24727; shoes attacking/questioning tower &#28954; &#29246; hunting not yet &#34821; chopstick dirt ë Osamu
1.3 When count &#31049; the D &#20395; &#65385; - the &#12523; hemorrhoids KO hemorrhoids TKO &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29885; the good &#32903;&#22890; &#24282; brain ' &#22291; ¬ you decide, Osamu
2. When ring out (20 counts) the &#29509; &#65414; &#32051; SECT. victory or defeat decides with the &#29509; &#65401; &#37041; &#33274; ü &#26820;, Osamu
3. When it becomes time out draw, defensive Osamu of the ace
* Draw
Both the person ` &#20295; ý where the person where basically as for draw only in case of the time out Osamu both ring out &#29509; &#65420; Showa &#65428; KO &#29509; &#65420; Showa which is done &#22561;&#32051; SECT. in case of the &#29509; &#65418; &#22931; ú tournament when the player of the same day &#29509; &#65378; learning/repairing village &#27865; &#28037; road &#37041; &#33107; &#39811; &#22291; &#65382; O &#36022; ý denies basically, you regard the abandonment tournament and the &#29509;&#65395; Feng rice tub shoes becomes the &#22291; ¬ loser deeply and is the &#29509;&#65408; town &#22291; &#29705; &#23194; &#24282; ¬ becomes the winner both the &#29509; &#65378; &#27865; candle power Cipango &#20295; ý which is not intention of continuation there being an intention of continuation, the referee It judges as continuation failure it is, kind of when, Osamu who becomes throne vacancy and becomes the GHC control board keeping

4th provision challenge qualification Principlly as for heavyweight the catchweight &#29509; &#65379; &#29486; &#32069; sewing CENT &#31049; Osamu who is made under D &#24722; &#21675; &#23437; &#34133; &#65423; 100 kilometer
* As for the heavyweight throne being whatever weight, you can challenge, but the &#29509; &#65379; &#29486; &#32069; sewing CENT &#31049; the D &#24722; &#21675; &#23437; &#34133; gun &#65386; being, Osamu who is not challenge qualification in the person of 100 kilometers or more



Management chairman: Jaw Higuchi
Management member: &#12495;&#12540;&#12522;&#12540; &#31049; D &#35709; &#12357; &#65401;1st provision tournament type (restriction time)

Osamu who b &#9651; &#65399; &#29509; &#65378; sea &#35903;brandishing/flourishing flattering Ryo limitless 3 game &#29509; &#65379; &#20017;&#32903; &#35183; &#36424; &#12357; &#31564; &#35178; chopstick dirt ë between the limitless 1 game &#29509; &#65401; þ between 15 minute hemorrhoids 20 minute hemorrhoids 30 minute hemorrhoids 45 minute hemorrhoids 60 minute 1 these game 60 minute 3 these game &#29509; &#65401; þ &#37041; &#33193; &#25514; flatters basically and the ¬ partly due to the fact that it is done &#29509; &#65378; learning/repairing both &#35962; &#33107; becomes the Lu Osamu &#30274; &#22553; &#25356; &#65391; chart
Authority of 2nd provision referee

* The case of start of the tournament the &#29509; &#65379; &#35709;&#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; &#39791; &#35709; the good &#34113; &#65404; &#29509; &#65379; glowfly &#40272; &#21696; - the deep water &#917; &#40272; machine &#23437; &#25799; &#21806; &#20794; &#21180; sewing &#39745; &#29885; &#35178; party &#916; north &#26866; village deep water - accompanying &#65391; Shaun, Osamu who declares the start of the tournament
* The indication &#29509; &#65400; &#26507; &#34821; theory &#31761; &#20314; &#65386; of the referee who is in the midst of playing it is the thing and the &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; the good &#34113; &#23437; &#25799; &#21692; bill ash &#40272; you must follow &#65423; &#29509; &#65415; ¬ &#12378; this, Osamu
* Osamu who can do to do the below-mentioned infringement behavior many times and to count &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; ¬5 count, or the &#29509; &#65408; &#20190; &#37904; &#34830; &#40778; to be and when it does, &#29509; &#65378; learning/repairing separation &#35709; good &#34113; &#29246; &#39907; &#32051; SECT. to make vicious offense being defeated in the &#27865; candle power &#39791; &#35709;&#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; spinning &#20010; shoes child &#29705; &#23254; &#65386;,
< Infringement behavior >
You beat with the fist, when what behavior &#29509; &#65414; rhyme soul ú &#12387; for the attack &#29509; &#65396; &#30502; &#65386; which the behavior &#29509; &#65378; &#21180; &#36784; &#65387; &#12367; behavior &#29509; &#65418; &#65436; where (the open finger &#31049; D &#21696; &#36423; &#29885; &#23660; &#39865; &#32010; rhyme attacking/questioning it is and the attacking/questioning &#30491; &#29787; &#65421;) the &#29509; &#65410; bilge &#33586; talent sea &#35292; &#22377; &#65433; &#29509; &#65393; ú sees and is attached &#31049; the h &#65377;&#31049; Wý &#31049; [ the &#65386; &#31049; C &#24727; village is and becomes the &#65387; the behavior &#29509; &#65402; &#40273; &#39811; &#35206; kilogram &#35292; &#22377; &#65433; &#29509; &#65408; &#20190; &#37904; &#34830; &#34821; separation ash good boat &#32002; &#29885; &#29200; soul ú &#12387; which is stretched the behavior &#29509; &#65401; &#24838; &#24903; &#30157;hich is stretched (3 or less) you take &#29509; The &#65407;&#34830; &#34821; ¬ rope &#31049; D &#9496; good institute &#29885; &#24282; mustache shoes attacking/questioning it is, &#35178; village hat circumstances &#30332; &#39830; &#28550; kilogram &#35206; &#35962; &#36999;. The woven &#22890; &#21696; &#27882; &#22890; &#33307; gun &#65386; being, when the person who does not have tournament right adds attack Osamu
* When the player takes the behavior above, Osamu whom the &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; sustenance animal duty wave &#32051; &#1043; mustache chopstick &#35178; sea ¬ it is possible
* The case of tournament end the wrestler &#29509; &#65379; glowfly &#40272; &#21696; - the deep water &#917; &#40272; machine &#65404; &#29509; &#65395; &#25799; &#21806; &#20794; &#21180; &#65419; &#29509; &#65379; &#39745; &#29885; &#35178; party &#916; north &#26866; village deep water - accompanying &#65391; Shaun same as the &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; &#28431; &#65387; beginning, Osamu who declares tournament end

Decision of 3rd provision victory or defeat

* Osamu whom the referee judges under circumstance below and the &#29509; &#65401; &#37041; &#33107; both ' &#22291; ¬ decides
o Fall
When the wrestler the &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; ¬3 time mat was hit entering the system of the fall, Osamu
o Giving up (tap out)
The wrestler being oral, the person C &#27865; candle power Lu Osamu &#35700; ¬ which makes a declaration of intention giving up it is not possible, when the mat or the opponent of 3 times or more was hit, Osamu
o K.O.
Receiving attack, when it knocked down and &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; ¬10 count &#31049; the &#29796; wax &#35206; &#29996; grazed in the D &#39745; &#29885; &#35178; shoes &#30137; &#35962; &#36999; and &#35206; verified gun &#33586; &#34739; old woman rhyme &#39872; &#21913; difficulty &#65399; &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; ¬ that Osamu
o T.K.O
Second throwing the towel inside the ring, when it makes a declaration of intention defeat, Osamu
o Referee &#31049; D good &#32903; &#22890; ×
When the &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; the good &#34113; &#29246; &#27865; candle power &#39791; bill ash &#40272; the charge &#20295; ý does not make a declaration of intention the defeat of the giving up hemorrhoids TKO and the like, in considerable injury circumstance &#29509; &#65406; tip of the sheath &#65390; impossible circumstance Osamu
o Ring out
Opponent outside place time &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29246; ¬20 count &#31049; D &#39745; &#29885; &#35178; shoes &#30137; &#35962; &#36999; &#65377;
o Tournament abandonment
When the tournament is abandoned with intention to fight loss Osamu
o Infringement
When the referee judges with 2nd provision Osamu
* When it is below, Osamu who is made draw
o When victory or defeat does not decide during restriction time, when extended game is done (with conference, it is) Osamu
o When the referee both KO (10 counts) the &#29509; &#65420; Showa &#22296; glowfly &#40272; &#21696; - the &#917; &#65416; (20 counts) it calls, Osamu
* Osamu whom game and draw decide with the person who has tournament right at the time of tag matching in the contents of the &#29509; &#65404; &#32137; &#65389;

4th provision supplementation Osamu who is made 60 minute 1 these games basically
However when modification (time limitless 1 game and the like) is to according to &#29509; &#65404; õ circumstances, as for the Osamu above-mentioned rule which is when it is reformed by referee conference, Osamu who is



1st provision tournament type (restriction time)

Osamu who is made 60 minute 1 these games basically
However when modification (time limitless 1 game and the like) is to according to &#29509; &#65404; õ circumstances, Osamu who is
Authority of 2nd provision referee

Basic the professional wrestling ring &#31049; D separation CENT &#31049; D &#65386; &#12501;&#12451;&#12471;&#12515;&#12523; &#31049; D &#35174; &#29885; &#35178; pan- &#29787; &#65421; Osamu
Decision of 3rd provision victory or defeat

* Basically the professional wrestling ring &#31049; D separation CENT &#31049; D &#65386; &#12501;&#12451;&#12471;&#12515;&#12523; &#31049; D &#35174; &#29885; &#35178; the pan- &#29787; &#20305; world ¬ &#29509; &#65392; &#65382; seat defensive &#29509; &#65390; &#27054; you flatter, dying/fleeing &#24727; shoes attacking/questioning tower &#28954; &#29246; hunting not yet &#34821; chopstick dirt ë Osamu
1.3 When count &#31049; the D &#20395; &#65385; - the &#12523; hemorrhoids KO hemorrhoids TKO &#29509; &#65379; &#35709; &#20395; &#1044; &#34643; &#29885; the good &#32903;&#22890; &#24282; brain ' &#22291; ¬ you decide, Osamu
2. When ring out (20 counts) the &#29509; &#65414; &#32051; SECT. victory or defeat decides with the &#29509; &#65401; &#37041; &#33274; ü &#26820;, Osamu
3. When it becomes time out draw, defensive Osamu of the ace
* Draw
Both the person ` &#20295; ý where the person where basically as for draw only in case of the time out Osamu both ring out &#29509; &#65420; Showa &#65428; KO &#29509; &#65420; Showa which is done &#22561;&#32051; SECT. in case of the &#29509; &#65418; &#22931; ú tournament when the player of the same day &#29509; &#65378; learning/repairing village &#27865; &#28037; road &#37041; &#33107; &#39811; &#22291; &#65382; O &#36022; ý denies basically, you regard the abandonment tournament and the &#29509;&#65395; Feng rice tub shoes becomes the &#22291; ¬ loser deeply and is the &#29509;&#65408; town &#22291; &#29705; &#23194; &#24282; ¬ becomes the winner both the &#29509; &#65378; &#27865; candle power Cipango &#20295; ý which is not intention of continuation there being an intention of continuation, the referee It judges as continuation failure it is, kind of when, Osamu who becomes throne vacancy and becomes the GHC control board keeping

4th provision challenge qualification Principlly as for heavyweight the catchweight &#29509; &#65379; &#29486; &#32069; sewing CENT &#31049; Osamu who is made under D &#24722; &#21675; &#23437; &#34133; &#65423; 100 kilometer
* As for the heavyweight throne being whatever weight, you can challenge, but the &#29509; &#65379; &#29486; &#32069; sewing CENT &#31049; the D &#24722; &#21675; &#23437; &#34133; gun &#65386; being, Osamu who is not challenge qualification in the person of 100 kilometers or more



Management chairman: Jaw Higuchi
Management member: &#12495;&#12540;&#12522;&#12540; &#31049; D &#35709; &#12357; &#65401;

I get what they are saying, though it would be good for Noah to come up with an english part of their official site. as their english site sucks Monkey Balls. Idioms are awesomeafter being translated.
 

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