The Pointless Thread

[Uncle Sam]

What's today's date?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

What's today's date?

March 21st, 2008

 

[Uncle Sam]

My time machine works!

 

[klunderbunker]

You mean the government finally gave you the plutonium you needed to generate the 1.21 jiggowatts of electricity you needed to power your flux capacitor in your 1984 delorean?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Precisely. I find your primitive keyboards difficult to type on. In the time I come from, we use only two letters to communicate with. Luckily, I have a degree in ancient English, dog.

 

[klunderbunker]

What year are you from?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't know, we stopped counting after 2012 and just sort of forgot.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ah I see. Any good movies in the future?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No. We stopped making movies in favour of resurrecting historical figures and making them fight. Jesus/Hitler has been the highlight so far - a fifteen round draw! I mean, Jesus refused to hit Hitler. The same couldn't be said for the Fuhrer and his anti-semitism, but man could Jesus take a beating. Man, you guys have sure got something to look forward to.

 

[klunderbunker]

Damn. Christina Ricci or Ellen Page didn't come out did they? Last celeb question i promise.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No. Women became obsolete in 2050, when stem cell research was perfected and the whole male population earth adopted the two "H"'s - homicide and homosex. Poor HBK-aholic, never saw Will coming at her with that axe. The fact that he couldn't swing it for shit meant she had a long, painful death. Good times.

 

[klunderbunker]

Damn. At least I still have a shot at those two. So every male is gay?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh hell no. The straight ones just have to make do with hundred-year-old corpses.

 

[klunderbunker]

Depending on whose it is, i could make it work.

 

[Lil Wes]

PACMAN JONES FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[brahma62]

Imagine if they got him before the draft, they could use that extra pick on something else

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh, he was killed when we brought Ron Killings back to life.

 

[Bernkastel]

I <3 Christina Ricci

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well, she'll be dead soon enough.

 

[Bernkastel]

I also <3 Christie Ricci

 

[Lil Wes]

Me too.

 

[Bernkastel]

Do you even know who she is?

 

[Lil Wes]

Yup.

She was in Casper.

 

[Bernkastel]

er... that's Christina Ricci... I'm talking about someone else

although I do love her too, her and Christina Applegate

 

[Lil Wes]

Well fuck.