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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.





The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.



Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.



Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.



Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink" Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Thought this was funny.
 
This shows I have at least some influence on people

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I was half expecting to get a reply back from this girl saying "whats Metalica"?
 
:lol2: I don't like Ashley, but making a "hate" tribute? I mean come on. You're giving time AND attention to random people you hate.

And you know the shocking thing I found out today? Ashley has a little daughter.

Flames Out
Dragon
 
Mr_Friday_Afternoon said:
gosh Ech, don't be so nice. I think you're giving her some credit...
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well most of the women competitors that have children in WWE had them while they were young. Jillian had her daughter at 19, Ashley had hers at 20, Sable had her daughter at 21. Fabulous Moolah gave birth to a daughter at age 14 before she left home to start her wrestling training.
 
I did, I just didn't care enough about it to mention it, and I didn't actually know any personal info about her kid (ie name, age) but I do now. I bring up Jillian's daughter from time to time because I like Jillian. But I'm sure Ashley is a good mother.

On a side note, I heard Britney Spears got an abortion, for shame if this is true
 
Yea it was quite a while back...I coulda sworn she was on it...hm...I wonder who the best wrestler mommy is....

And for that matter who the best wrestler father is....
 
The new match of the week is up.

Muse are only releasing the second night of their Wembley gigs on DVD.

I'm pissed off beyond belief, they can take their little consolation CD and stick up right up their candy asses.

Pointless. Pointless.
 
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