The Pets Thread

[X]

Everyone secretly loves cats. How in the fuck can you not? They're fucking adorable. Agree with me or Peter will be sad. You don't want to make Peter sad, do you?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

You know where this is going, Xfear.

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Puppies Dressed as Cats. Puppies Dressed as Cats. Puppies Dressed as Cats. Puppies Dressed as Cats.
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Puppies Dressed as Cats. Puppies Dressed as Cats. Puppies Dressed as Cats. Puppies Dressed as Cats.
Puppies Dressed as Cats.

 

[X]

Oh god...no....NO LARIAT NO!....


Can't....control......fingers....much....long---

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PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS.
PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS.
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PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS.
PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS.
PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS.
PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS.
PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS. PUPPIES DRESSED AS CATS.


That skit alone is better than anything Jay Leno has ever or will ever do.

 

[TheFreshPrints]

Everyone secretly loves cats. How in the fuck can you not? They're fucking adorable. Agree with me or Peter will be sad. You don't want to make Peter sad, do you?

How can I resist that? I can't, it's impossible. I agree with you wholeheartedly, 100%.

 

[Razor]

I don't have any pets, I'm in a fucking college dorm. Way to think about everyone before you post a goddamn thread.

...When I get my own house, I'm getting a German Shepherd. And she will bite off the head of any dumbass toy puddle that crosses her path.

 

[ColdPlay3r]

...Is he/she okay? That sounds like a pretty fucked up cat. I certainly hope you had nothing to do with it.

yeah its been a like 3 years since it happened. My mum ran him over and one of his eyes just popped out and it was dangling and bleeding, bloody disturbing sight (i was standing right next to it as it happened). He ran away and we all thought he died, then came back like a week later.

Does he go by the name of lucky?

lol he is a survivor, his name is.....skittles (sister named him)

 

[Razor]

Oh yeah, and Cats are the spawn of Satan. That is all.

 

[X]

Oh yeah, and Cats are the spawn of Satan. That is all.

Every single person on Earth red rep this evil, evil cunt.

 

[Razor]

I'm hurt that you would call for my red-repping, Xfear. Then I feel better because I'm not within 100 yards of a Demonspaw...I mean Cat.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

I have two cats... I love my special cats... yeah they are like me, stubborn, never back down, kick your ass cats. I gave one a 'kitty bomb' the other day... three a clock in the morning, the little sweetheart swats me across the cheek as I'm sleeping.

 

[Razor]

You know why it did that? It's a fucking spawn of Satan.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

You know why it did that? It's a fucking spawn of Satan.

That or it could be the fact I basically gave it a mini version of a powerbomb..., but ya know it could be a spawn of Satan as well, it is my cat, but I still love it.

 

[X]

YOU SHUT YOUR ****E MOUTH!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yea, used to have a dog. Its fucking dead now, thanks a lot for that. Ass.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

YOU SHUT YOUR ****E MOUTH!

 

[ABMorales787]

Oh yeah, and Cats are the spawn of Satan. That is all.

I... I... ...ag... agree...

 

[Freddy4190]

I gotta Cockatiel, a ShihTzu/Spaniel mix.

 

[Ty Burna]

I have a male pitbull/rottweiler mix named Bear, two white kittens, one male and one female. The female is named Anna Belle, and the male is named Ghost (short for Ghostface Killah, the fiancee wouldn't allow that for his name).

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

I have a 1 year old Husky and an 8 year old French Poodle.