The Online Late at Night Thread

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

SNS that ain't Zack Gowen (or is there a joke I'm missing here). Though I'm willing to make ya a sig if ya want one.

Nah, it was just a bad joke, everyone misses sometimes.

I got to the "interview" where Sting said. "You here to talk fashion... Or wrasslin'?"

You didn't even get to see the acting. Try to make it that far.

 

[The Crock]

So turrible. I'll watch the Bobby Heenan movie.

 

[JGlass]

The Bobby Heenan doc was very underwhelming.

 

[Theo Mays]

Yeah I was a bit disappointed in it as well. Just seemed unfinished.

 

[JGlass]

You know the real problem? Too many of the guys he was close to are dead. Gorilla Monsoon, Mr. Perfect, Andre the Giant, Rick Rude... too many of his most legendary clients and partners are gone.

 

[Theo Mays]

Tis true JGlass. Probably why it had the whole unfinished feel too it. Shame he couldn't partake in it either due to his throat issues I'd assume. Either way Heenan is and will forever be incredibly awesome. I also believe that is the main reason we don't see managers any more nowadays. Vince can't find him a guy who has what Heenan has and likely he never will.

 

[JGlass]

Cole might... but Cole isn't half as clever as Heenan. He's got the ability to make people hate him, but he doesn't have the ability to make people love to hate him, and that's what separates Heenan from the pack.

 

[The Crock]

Heenan's ability to get a reaction, but a consistent one, not just for himself but for his wrestlers too, is what makes him a legend.

 

[JGlass]

You know how every show with a pet inevitably has an episode where said pet runs away? Those episodes always depress the shit out of me.

 

[Theo Mays]

My cat ran away once back when we first got her and she was a kitten. It sucked as she was finally adjusting to the house. Give or take a week later my dad was outside smoking and low and behold freezing under his chair was none other than our damn cat. She came back, it was so heart warming and awesome. I miss her. Come this summer it'll be two years since she died. Poor thing was suffering constant strokes and it was time. She almost pulled through. I remember she couldn't walk and the night before we were gonna put her down she started roaming around the bathroom rather gingerly. So we kept her for awhile and she lost her vision and then the strokes started and then we knew it was time. Now I'm sad .

 

[JGlass]

I was clearing up space on my hard drive today, and I was looking at old pictures and I have one that I took literally hours before I left for my freshman year of college. I was finishing up packing my suitcase, and my dog climbed on top of it and laid down inside of it.

See? Adorable. He lived until just as I was starting my third year of college. I was gone for probably about two months before he started deteriorating fast. My parents took him to the vet and apparently he had pretty bad cancer in his stomach or something. The vet gave him til the weekend, so I went home that weekend to see him and say goodbye, but I was really worried that I'd have to go with my family to put him down. Not only was he still holding on when I went home, he was just as good as ever. He was jumping up and down on me, hopping on the furniture, running around the house, nothing had changed. He didn't last too long after that, probably about two or three weeks, but it was nice to see him act like he usually does.

I miss him a lot. I still have dreams about him all the time and sometimes I even forget that he's gone

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm assuming that all of you kids are still up because tomorrow is Gay Friday or whatever it's called, right?

 

[JGlass]

No, what's gay Friday?

 

[JGlass]

I'm having trouble trying to sleep... which is really unfortunate because I have to get up at 5 AM.

 

[The Crock]

Why the hell?!

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Do you want me to ask you why you have to get up at 5, pity you for not being able to sleep, pity you for having to get up at 5, or all of the above? I am aiming to please.

 

[JGlass]

I don't need your pity. I need your undying love and support.

And Crock, I'm getting up at 5 so I can get to the convention center by 6 because I need to buy a pass to get into the Anime convention that I'm shooting a documentary on, and apparently if you don't get there early, you don't get in.

 

[klunderbunker]

I want you to fuck me.

Where have you been all my life?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I don't need your pity. I need your undying love and support.

And Crock, I'm getting up at 5 so I can get to the convention center by 6 because I need to buy a pass to get into the Anime convention that I'm shooting a documentary on, and apparently if you don't get there early, you don't get in.

Unless you are able to use senior citizen discounts, you are far to young for my love.

 

[JGlass]

KB saw my not-so-secret post.

 

[The Crock]

Jiggles, that was a suave little post there.

 

[klunderbunker]

KB saw my not-so-secret post.

Well you're one of the few members of staff that hasn't posted in my board room yet. My radar went off.

 

[JGlass]

I'm a smooth talkin, jet flyin, wheeling dealing, kiss stealing, limosuine riding son of a gun!

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm a smooth talkin, jet flyin, wheeling dealing, kiss stealing, limosuine riding son of a gun!

Yeah yeah yeah just be rough. And use goldfish.

 

[JGlass]

Well you're one of the few members of staff that hasn't posted in my board room yet. My radar went off.

Your boardroom? As opposed to the normal one?