The Online Late at Night Thread

[The Crock]

I've been in my own special boardroom. So... Ha.

 

[JGlass]

I've been in my own special bathroom.

 

[klunderbunker]

Mine has been visited several times. Well used.

 

[JGlass]

The snackfood or the genuine article? And if we're talking real goldfish, do they have to be alive?

 

[The Crock]

Anyway, just watched an interview with Nash and Hall from a few years back, they really don't hold back.

 

[JGlass]

What do they shoot on?

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Sorry to change the subject, but I'm the happiest man EVER right now.

 

[klunderbunker]

The snackfood or the genuine article? And if we're talking real goldfish, do they have to be alive?

Alive. The wiggling helps.

 

[JGlass]

So you just had sex while watching ESPN?

 

[The Crock]

They shoot on anything asked. My favorite had to be talking about how greedy they were in WCW.

 

[JGlass]

And they were proud of it? I hope Hall knows his contract was one of the worst things that ever happened to the company.

 

[The Crock]

I would be proud as hell if I had that contract. His salary increased beause he had to be highest paid, same with Nash. They used each other to get rich as fuck. GENIUS.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm pretty stoked as well. I just went Burger King and ordered 2 Triple Stackers but they fucked and and gave me doubles. I circled through and told them and they gave me my triples and let me keep the doubles. If you guys never hear from me again, you'll know why.

 

[JGlass]

Lmao Nate. It's too bad you signed up for a name change, you're about to get Noticeably Fat. Noticeably obese is probably more accurate.

 

[The Crock]

Once my name change hits, it willi be epic once again.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

So you just had sex while watching ESPN?

Haha, I do that all the time. No, this is way more studly. I just got an interview to the Ph.D. program of my dreams.

 

[JGlass]

Nice, where at? Studying what?

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm already quite massive. I'm like Scott Hall, if you replace drugs and alcohol with cheeseburgers. And drugs and Alcohol.

 

[The Crock]

Haha, I do that all the time. No, this is way more studly. I just got an interview to the Ph.D. program of my dreams.

You just shit on every virgin here. Yes!

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Nice, where at? Studying what?

UNLV studying Athletic Administration.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

You just shit on every virgin here. Yes!

You're from Utah, bitch. Of course you're a virgin. #jokes

 

[The Crock]

Ty, jmt, don't just lurk!

 

[The Crock]

You're from Utah, bitch. Of course you're a virgin. #jokes

Noooooo way am I a virgin. #bubbleburst

 

[JGlass]

I really hope I don't fucking need to pass out in the middle of this thing tomorrow. I also hope I get all the footage I need by like, 3, but I sincerely doubt that that's happening.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You're from Utah, bitch. Of course you're a virgin. #jokes

Mormons have 8 wives apiece, they get laid all the time.