The Online Late at Night Thread

[The Holy One]

Despite being underage, I do feel like drinking now finding out that the beard is gone. You have no idea how painful it was to unlike the Awesome Beard's page on Facebook.

 

[Serious Jones]

I woke up at 5:30 PM and washed my car that my terrible friends defaced last night for a good hour and a half. Also I didn't drink or wear green because fuck the police

 

[Nate DaMac]

Little known fact- I'm pretty much always drunk.

 

[Theo Mays]

Aww shucks thanks JGlass. My friends just didnt want to go because of the crowds. Im going tomorrow hopefully.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

It's not a fucking accomplishment. I am one of many many many drunk college students in Boston. I just wanted to inform you that I am not in my right mind. I also would like to inform you that the next 30 minutes of my life revolve around the fact that I want pizza.

I also don't think I'm Irish. I think I'm a college student who just wants to partake in the festivities of tonight.

You never guessed.

 

[Theo Mays]

Despite being underage, I do feel like drinking now finding out that the beard is gone. You have no idea how painful it was to unlike the Awesome Beard's page on Facebook.

You unliked it!?!?!?! . Hell be back one day, now it is just a remembrance page lol.

 

[JGlass]

Yeah man, we went to this crappy dive bar that is basically only used by Northeastern students, and we had to wait in a fucking line to get in. And there were all sorts of people not from NU, or even Boston. I was takling to some chicks from like, Andover or some bullshit, I wasn't really paying attention, I was jsut trying to figure out if she would fuck me or not.

 

[The Holy One]

You unliked it!?!?!?! . Hell be back one day, now it is just a remembrance page lol.

A remembrance page full of LIES!!!!! How do you think I felt waking up to see how much torture your beard is going through right now?!!!! I just couldn't bring myself to see it's suffering anymore.

 

[Theo Mays]

That's the spirit.

The bar I go to is never crowded, so I don't know why they wouldn't just go. If not we could have just got some beer and shot the shit. Oh well.

 

[Serious Jones]

"ey baby, you ever fuck a mod on a wrestling forum"

 

[Theo Mays]

A remembrance page full of LIES!!!!! How do you think I felt waking up to see how much torture your beard is going through right now?!!!! I just couldn't bring myself to see it's suffering anymore.

Haha. The beard has forgiven me. I got so many compliments today I was almost devastated. The beard will return. It'll be a return of epic proportions.

 

[The Holy One]

Haha. The beard has forgiven me. I got so many compliments today I was almost devastated. The beard will return. It'll be a return of epic proportions.

Who dare prefers clean shaven? They have no souls I tell you. The beard return shall be greater than the Rock's, HHH's in 02, and Bret Hart's all combine. I expect no less than that.

 

[The Crock]

Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina.

 

[Theo Mays]

Yes please

 

[Serious Jones]

Bill Lesnar's back!!!!!!

MTFO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Holy One]

I could go for some coochie right now.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I just saw that, I fapped, and it was good.

Edit: Bill Lesnar's return, not vagina.

 

[JGlass]

I have pizza. All is right in the world.

 

[Theo Mays]

TNA IMPACT TIME!!!

No, not something to get excited for? Well I did just make Chili Cheeseburgers and I have a beer. So that's awesome at least.

 

[JGlass]

I'm about to NorCal the shit out of this pizza.

 

[Theo Mays]

Man I want pizza. Might get some at the bar Friday, though it sucks.

 

[JGlass]

Hey man, I got dominoes. It's the only place that's open after 1:30. It's delicious.

 

[Theo Mays]

Dominoes kicks the shit out of my bar's pizza. Seriously the worse pizza ever.

Off note, I still mark for Hulk Hogan even if he is in TNA. He is awesome.

 

[JGlass]

Dominoes blows. The only reason it's delicious right now is because of my current condition.

 

[Disturbed]

Papa Johns is the best.