The Online Late at Night Thread

[Serious Jones]

Awesome. My friends are dicks in general, and this kind of thing isn't out of the ordinary, so keep 'em coming. I'm much more creative in the "make fun of people on the internet" department than I am at fucking up people's cars/lives.

 

[Lee]

You could stick a gif to their car?

 

[The Crock]

Still C_R_O_C_K

Oh, hi SJ!

 

[Lee]

Pssh not feesible? Then make their car into a gif!

 

[Serious Jones]

I was trying to find a witty way to respond to that, but I just kept finding car accident gifs.

 

[Theo Mays]

Guys I did a terrible thing

 

[DirtyJosé]

Well, out with it.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

what's up theo?

 

[DirtyJosé]

Actually, I think I know already.

 

[Theo Mays]

I...uhh...committed beardicide.


And yes Jose you probably do.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

You should fry.

what did it ever do to you theo, WHAT?!

 

[DirtyJosé]

A moment of silence, please....

.....

...

..

.

*sniff*

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

 

[Hyorinmaru]

[youtube]3DjGNaB0cJ0[/youtube]

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

No beard or sigs? Do you still exist?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Milenko, you actually had some decent posts recently, there may be help for you yet.

Edit: Never mind, it was RVC.

 

[Theo Mays]

Spoiler

Sure does look like pubic hair

Now Im just a generic poster.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Milenko, you actually had some decent posts recently, there may be help for you yet.

Edit: Never mind, it was RVC.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

No!!!

The beard was too young to die.

 

[The Crock]

No, no, no...

Not the beard....

THEO!

SEWF III - Revenge of the Beard.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

You monster, he had a family to go home to. Now I have to go see his family and deliver the bad news.

 

[Theo Mays]

‎Theo Bozader Luzader how could you do this to me??? I thought we were friends and then you go and stab me in the face. You did a bad thing Theo, you just committed beardicide. I will come back and I will haunt your face.

-From Theo Luzader's Awesome Beards Facebook page

The beard had this to say before he passed on.

 

[The Crock]

Ain't no grave can hold these pubes down.

Theo vs The Beard: Texas Death Match - SEWF III (April, 2011)

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I am going to go shave my ass, and I fully expect the same reaction.

 

[The Crock]

Shave your gooch.