The Online Late at Night Thread

[The Dewbliners]

Oh Dew Bear you have topped me. I've been good. Trying to flatter a lady friend of mine, not fully confident things will happen but worth the shot.

Surely she cannot resist the mighty beard!!!!

 

[Theo Mays]

She has turned down the beard before, but it was just stubble the last time I asked her out. Now it is in full force. We were really flirty at our friends wedding this past Sunday so Im hoping spending all day with her (she is always pestering me about coming down to visit and wants to hangout as much as possible before she goes to school) and then checking out the fireworks at night.

Clearly something has to be there. I met her mom at this wedding and she said that she sat her at my time cause she figured shed enjoy that. Also her dad knew who I was without ever meeting and said she talked about me a bunch. So who knows. Enough of my girl issues, hows life for you Dew?

 

[The Dewbliners]

She has turned down the beard before, but it was just stubble the last time I asked her out. Now it is in full force. We were really flirty at our friends wedding this past Sunday so Im hoping spending all day with her (she is always pestering me about coming down to visit and wants to hangout as much as possible before she goes to school) and then checking out the fireworks at night.

Clearly something has to be there. I met her mom at this wedding and she said that she sat her at my time cause she figured shed enjoy that. Also her dad knew who I was without ever meeting and said she talked about me a bunch. So who knows. Enough of my girl issues, hows life for you Dew?

Ah, you know, same shit, different day, man. Back on cigarettes, for now, and waiting for the county fair to roll around, that way my hours at work increase for a week. No women troubles to speak of, as I have no woman. And, lastly, trying to stay as drunk as possible for the most part.

 

[Theo Mays]

Fun fun. Except for the smoking part, tsk tsk.

 

[Theo Mays]

Phatso and Serious Jone lurking, I demand you speak!

 

[The Bearded One]

She has turned down the beard before, but it was just stubble the last time I asked her out. Now it is in full force. We were really flirty at our friends wedding this past Sunday so Im hoping spending all day with her (she is always pestering me about coming down to visit and wants to hangout as much as possible before she goes to school) and then checking out the fireworks at night.

Clearly something has to be there. I met her mom at this wedding and she said that she sat her at my time cause she figured shed enjoy that. Also her dad knew who I was without ever meeting and said she talked about me a bunch. So who knows. Enough of my girl issues, hows life for you Dew?

Get it Theo! Get it!

I remember when I once almost had a girlfriend. Pre-school ruled.

 

[Theo Mays]

Yeah buddy, prek-1st steady girlfriend. Straight mackin'. Haven't had one since.

 

[The Crock]

Fellas.

 

[Theo Mays]

Crock I cant believe Im still in your sig. That quote has to be at least a year old by now.

 

[The Crock]

It's never, ever, ever coming out.

 

[Theo Mays]

It's never, ever, ever coming out.

Woo!

 

[The Crock]

Woo!

Woooooooooooooo!

*blades*

 

[Theo Mays]

Hey-o! Sup fellas?

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Not a god damn thing theo.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Bored out of my fucking mind, almost outta smokes, and too broke to afford another pack until tomorrow. So, peachy, with a side of keen. That would be me.

 

[Theo Mays]

Not a god damn thing theo.

Phatso needs entertainment, I'm hear to provide it.

Bored out of my fucking mind, almost outta smokes, and too broke to afford another pack until tomorrow. So, peachy, with a side of keen. That would be me.

I use to have a teacher that would always end class with "have a peachy keen day". Looked like Barney Rubble and pretty sure he was gay.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I use to have a teacher that would always end class with "have a peachy keen day". Looked like Barney Rubble and pretty sure he was gay.

Actually, I was going for more of a Buffy reference, but it is what it is....

 

[Theo Mays]

Ive never watched an episode of Buffy, sorry Dew. I have disappointed you master.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I haven't either theo. We can make a club

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Rather shitty idea for a club if you ask me, and I am sure that you were.

 

[The Dewbliners]

It's all about taste, guys. I obviously have it, you guys.....

 

[JGlass]

Me neither. No interest in it either.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Seriously, if for no other reason, you guys should watch it for the gorgeous women. Specifically Buffy, Faith, and Willow.

 

[Theo Mays]

JGLASS! I posted a picture of the girl I'm trying to woo (woo woo). She aint a stone cold fox, but she is out of my league (unless you are my one buddy who says she is in my league).

Didn't Lily from How I Met Your Mother play on Buffy? Alyson Hannigan or something along those lines.

 

[The Dewbliners]

JGLASS! I posted a picture of the girl I'm trying to woo (woo woo). She aint a stone cold fox, but she is out of my league (unless you are my one buddy who says she is in my league).

Didn't Lily from How I Met Your Mother play on Buffy? Alyson Hannigan or something along those lines.

Yes, she did. She was Willow. Buffy's gay witch best friend. She had great taste in women.....