The Online Late at Night Thread

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I may have mentioned hermaphrodites in an essay I wrote today. It is possible that I shouldn't drink as much while doing school work.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

It's also possible you might just need to drink more.

Lando's about to fuck Han over, fucking ******s.

 

[JGlass]

Yo, spoiler alert, Darth Vader is Luke's daddy.

And Lando really does fuck Han in the ass, but at least he comes around.

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

Currently watching The Ricky Gervais Show, my god, I don't know if Karl Pilkington is an idiot or a genius

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

You son of a bitch, not cool jabrosef.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

... and Karl Pilkington is a fucking genius.

 

[JGlass]

Also, Snape kills Palpatine.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

son of a bitch, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!!!

 

[JGlass]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if you could combine movie universes... like X-Men and Star Wars or Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings.

I have this awesome idea for a crazy video game that would never happen, but you'd combine the rosters of Mortal Kombat, Super Smash Brothers (a mix of the characters from the entire series), Marvels vs. Capcom, and Soul Calibur, and you'd have both arcade fighter style as well as Super Smash Brothers platform fighting. Tell me that wouldn't be the most epic game ever, go ahead and try.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

It would be the greatest fighting game ever, just make sure you bring bonus mode back to the ssb platform, I'm still fucking pissed they got rid of that in brawl.

 

[X]

Smooth Sexual Chocolate...it's fun to say on my lips.

Fucking on another realm of existence right now thanks to a visit from the allmighty 2CB, MDMA, alcohol, and THC. Conglomerate of awesome. SSC you my friend, need to smoke some weed in RHode Island. Immediately.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

That sounds like a mighty good time right there, I wish my fucking transporter wasn't busted.

 

[JGlass]

Transporter? Like a teleporter, or a spaceship? Either way, bad ass.

 

[X]

If you find someone in your shower in the morning rubbing his face against a section of carpeting SSC, that will be me. Just blow a few hits into my face and I'll mosy along.

Jglass. Get your ass on Synchtube bitch.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Like fucking STAR TREK, BOI, and yes, very bad ass.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I'll give you a couple shotgun hits off the bong as well as golden shower....of beer, you big silly.

 

[JGlass]

If you find someone in your shower in the morning rubbing his face against a section of carpeting SSC, that will be me. Just blow a few hits into my face and I'll mosy along.

Jglass. Get your ass on Synchtube bitch.

Not tonight my friend. I'm moving back up to Boston in the morning, so I'm looking to go to sleep within the next 10 minutes or so.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Muzak for the dark hours of night



Chillaxing n shizzz.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Ayyy

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Ayo for yayo

 

[Theo Mays]

I havent posted in here in weeks. Whats up bitches?

 

[The Crock]

Where's Blue Caaaahhdinal? He was a staple in this thread.

 

[Theo Mays]

I havent talked to Blue since he returned. Wake up Blue and get your ass in here.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I havent posted in here in weeks. Whats up bitches?

It's been months for me. You, my friend, have been one-upped.

'Sup, all you vaginas?

 

[Theo Mays]

Oh Dew Bear you have topped me. I've been good. Trying to flatter a lady friend of mine, not fully confident things will happen but worth the shot.