The Online Late at Night Thread

[The Holy One]

Gotta have my Pops even at 1 am

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

Alright SSC, you win at mindfuck.

 

[JGlass]

Apple Jacks=Best cereal ever. I also like Cinnamon Life.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Corn Pops are fucking savage, never heard a bad word said about em'.

Apple Jacks be mackin' bitches as well.

Victory track

 

[The Crock]

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch/Chocolate Frosted Flakes = <3

 

[JGlass]

That sounds like Reece's Puffs.

 

[The Holy One]

I just vogued to that song.

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

Procrastination when I have a paper due in a couple hours even though I know I'll most likely ace it...


Greatest feeling ever.

 

[JGlass]

I'm officially over Rapture jokes. I can't wait to hear what that dude has to say for himself on Sunday morning. Whoops?

 

[Hawkeye]

Rapture:
first I was like

then I was like

 

[Hawkeye]

SO how awesome was Randy Orton last night!?

 

[JGlass]

What'd he do? I missed Smackdown.

 

[Ty Burna]

So I had an awesome night. Played at the blackjack table with my dad, started with $10 just to play while we waited for our food, left the table a little later with $62.

 

[JGlass]

Solid profit Ty. Anytime you leave with more than you came with you can chalk that up as a win.

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

Had a date, went to AppleBee's. I was all macho going "I'll pay for you, I'll pay for you" by the end of the date I thought I was gonna get lucky and turns out she doesn't believe in sex before marriage.

She excused herself went to the washroom at AppleBee's and left her purse. I said fuck it found 70 dollars and bought LA Noire.

 

[Hawkeye]

What'd he do? I missed Smackdown.

He RKO'd Mark Henry, then did a toe touch in mid air followed by a fist pump.

 

[JGlass]

Dude... that's fucking awful. Did you honestly expect anyone to applaud your petty theft?

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

^ Not really, I just needed to let it out. Figured Wrestlezone's Cage is a good place to let out "Dates From Hell" and to my defense, the entire date was filled with judgmental and radical femnism so I don't really feel that bad for stealing from a total bitch.

 

[JGlass]

That's fucking ******ed. So instead of priding yourself on being a better person than her, you sunk to a lower level and stole from her.

Crock should use that defense for when he becomes a lawyer. "My client admits to killing his wife, but in all fairness, she was a total fucking bitch and hadn't put out for months. He thinks she was a little bit racist too. Due to these circumstances we plead not guilty."

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

^ I'm not justifying my actions on the fact that she was a total bitch and pride is something I don't concern myself with (clearly) but mainly it was simply to piss her off. That and the date was a total disaster anyway. Plus, I wasn't gonna get lucky so I might as well buy a game.

Sure its stealing from a girl and its horrible and all that but to be honest, I couldn't care less. Not only did I win a bet against my friends (who told me I'd never score that girl), I also went on a boring date and turned out to be a blast.

So I stole, big deal.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

What is wrong with theft?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

One time I went out with this bitch, and she would only fuck three times the first night. So naturally I slit her throat and took her bank card.

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

^ Plenty o'things. But on a bigger scale. Stealing 70 dollars for a game from your date is absolutely hilarious. Not okay or moral or ethical or right by any means. But hilarious.

 

[JGlass]

And you sound like a sociopath. It is a big deal, you just deprived another person of a possession of theirs. You know all that "do unto others" hullabaloo? Think about it for a while and realize what a piece of shit you are for doing it.

Seriously, absolutely pathetic.

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

One time I went out with this bitch, and she would only fuck three times the first night. So naturally I slit her throat and took her bank card.

Where'd you hide the body