The Online Late at Night Thread

[JGlass]

Being able to rock a beard and be drunk in situations where you should not be drunk is something that goes hand in hand.

 

[Theo Mays]

Yessir. To think I didnt even wanna go out tonight. I shouldnt say drunk. more of a buzz, but still worth the 65 bucks.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Some kid was supposedly being disruptive, so as punishment she drew a picture of him with devils horns and stuck it on the board. He started to get up to take it down, but she threatened to write him up for an in school suspension if he didn't go back to his chair. Then, for good measure, she sat on his lap to insure that he wouldn't get up.

That wasn't as I had hoped.

 

[Theo Mays]

SNS!!!! Long time no see

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Theo, describe the old people at your work to me. JGlass's story's ending didn't meet my expectations.

 

[JGlass]

No, I suspected not SNS, but I hope it's not such a letdown that it killed your buzz.

And Theo, 65 bucks for a buzz? Damn dude, that's steep. If I drop 65 bucks at a bar, I better either be fucked up or getting fucked haha.

 

[Theo Mays]

Lets see.

There is this lady named BEv who is super crazy, like you could even imagine. Brunnete, glasses, small boobs (Figured youd like to know).

Eveyln who is here roomate, like almost 90 years old. Crazy saggy.

Dominic who I bathe every other thursday. He is almost 90 as well. packing a 6 incher, no hair.

Everyone else is pretty boring, not much mentioning. Except for Lori, she has one eye.

 

[Theo Mays]

No, I suspected not SNS, but I hope it's not such a letdown that it killed your buzz.

And Theo, 65 bucks for a buzz? Damn dude, that's steep. If I drop 65 bucks at a bar, I better either be fucked up or getting fucked haha.

Dude to get me drunk it would cost me at least 120 plus. It takes me awhile dude, Im a hefty boy.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

No, I suspected not SNS, but I hope it's not such a letdown that it killed your buzz.

It was still funny, it just wasn't as bad as I had assumed.

 

[Sparky]

Bout to go out and get drunk. I apologies in advance for all the rambling facebook updates. no wrestlezone though. unless I get home and can't sleep...

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Dominic who I bathe every other thursday. He is almost 90 as well. packing a 6 incher, no hair.

Thank you.

 

[JGlass]

That sucks Theo. I'm the opposite, I wouldn't say I'm a lightweight, but if I split a pitcher three ways I'll get buzzed, two pitchers will get me drunk.

And SNS, the real funny thing is that she still has teaching jobs. I don't know how, but she still teaches around New Jersey.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Bout to go out and get drunk. I apologies in advance for all the rambling facebook updates. no wrestlezone though. unless I get home and can't sleep...

You better do atleast one toast to me. And don't explain who I am to whoever you are drinking with, I don't like them.

 

[Sparky]

You better do atleast one toast to me. And don't explain who I am to whoever you are drinking with, I don't like them.

If not a toast I will try and work your name into the conversation some how. Just to make you feel special

 

[Theo Mays]

Dude I kid you not the bartender we had tonight sort of resembled Trish Stratus. Kid you not. Shame my phone aint high tech or else I would have taken a picture.

 

[The Bearded One]

$65? Damn! I usually just drink some whiskey to get the job done if I'm not out. If I'm out at a bar, three or four beers gives me a little buzz if I drink them fast enough.

Am I the only one that gets a hang over regardless of how little I drink? If I drink even one beer, I have a headache the next day. Not a bad one, just enough to be annoying.

 

[Theo Mays]

I dont get hungover ever (knock on wood). I had 7 shots tonight and about 8 beers or so. Curse me and my ability to handle my alcohol.

 

[The Bearded One]

Lucky! But good Lord, that much alcohol would have me crazy drunk most likely. Me and my friends always play Madden to where whoever allows the other person to score has to take a shot. It always ends horribly, or awesomely, depending on how you look at it.

 

[JGlass]

I only get hungover if I REALLY overdo it. I usually have a clear enough mind to drink quite a bit of water before I go to bed, and that really helps take care of hangovers.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I find drinking immediately when you get up tends to help cure hangovers.

 

[Theo Mays]

Dude Bearded One, Im stealing that idea haha.

 

[The Bearded One]

Dude Bearded One, Im stealing that idea haha.

It always ends with everyone very drunk. I'm not sure what the scores to your Madden games are, but we usually end up in the 60s, so everyone takes like 8 or 9 shots in less than an hour. There are some other rules we have made up with it, such as missing a field goal means you take a shot and whatnot. Also, anyone not playing has to pick a team to take shots with.

I never Madden could be this much fun.

 

[Theo Mays]

Dude we just end up playing Madden after drinking when we already drunk so I dont even remember half the time haha. But making Madden the reason we get drunk sounds better.

 

[The Bearded One]

Dude we just end up playing Madden after drinking when we already drunk so I dont even remember half the time haha. But making Madden the reason we get drunk sounds better.

I also proposed the same idea for NBA 2K11, but everyone instantly shot it down.

 

[Theo Mays]

Im terrible at 2k, drunk or sober. Either way it would make a difference.