The Online Late at Night Thread

[therockiswwf]

Just for old times sake

Because I am an asshole and this thread is boring, I felt like coming in here to say that I have the ability to post like a drunk, even though I will never drink beer.

Okay that is all I will post here tonight.
PS- I always thought that glass person was a girl, until today. I should of known that frog in her throat wasn't actually a frog...

 

[therockiswwf]

I know I said I would post once but
1. This post makes me have 50 post in here
2. 1 green rep to whoever can find out the secret in my last post.

 

[Sparky]

Jglass is a girl dumb arse. p.s posting in white text is soo 2007...

 

[JGlass]

I do have a miraculous rack.

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

So in the episode of That 70s Show where Eric gets a job at a burger joint, Donna says she has to babysit her sister, but then you never hear about this sister ever again. What the fuck happened to that kid?

I heard somewhere that they just kinda wrote the lil sister out

 

[Sully]

It's not exactly late at night yet, but I kinda wanted to post this. Although, I can guarantee none of you will care.


This video is from back in October when my High School was doing good. This was I believe..our second to last game of the season, the next week we won, and then we got killed in playoffs. Just watch the video. Maybe you'll got some nostalgia from your high school football days.

My boys, the guys that are completely awesome, and even drove me home from practice quite a good few times (in fact..they also inspired my username..I've been called Sully before, but now everybody calls me it. Actually...coach money inspired it, but you guys don't give a fuck). Anyway, my guys are #8, #5, #36, #11. The first 3 are captains, and the last ones name is similar to captain (Capan) but is not a Capan. The guy in the video mispronounced a few names.

Oh, and I'm the one standing on the sideline. (We're Deer Lakes by the way..the one's who's uniforms are a direct rip off from the Packers)

[YOUTUBE]OulmLw7uF6c[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Uncle Phatso]

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD It's about that time of the night guys.

 

[JGlass]

In old TV shows they always talk about permanent records, but I've never heard of any such permanent records when I was in school.

 

[Hawkeye]

So I'm still reeling about this whole JoMo being a dick to Trish thing. Why was Melina mad cuz she didn't get the spot? She's too busy being a lame heel who can't get over.

and John Morrison allowed Melina to get thrashed by Batista? I thought they were split at the time, how you just gonna roll over and let you gal get tossed up by this big gorilla?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

In old TV shows they always talk about permanent records, but I've never heard of any such permanent records when I was in school.

How often did you get in serious trouble?

 

[Disturbed]

They keep permanent records and colleges review them if you apply. That's what I have been told. Correct me if I am wrong.

 

[JGlass]

I got in a good deal of trouble in middle school, though I never did anything in high school except got a few detentions from a crazy teacher who got fired halfway through the year after she sexually harassed a student.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

What did she look like?

 

[JGlass]

Old old bitch with bad teeth, crazy eyes, and short black hair. Just your type. One day she brought her laundry to class and threw it at us to teach us the Spanish words for clothing.

It was a math class.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I have never been so aroused before. Now describe her clothing, I want to finish.

 

[JGlass]

No, because if I describe enough for you to finish it means I'll never get an erection again.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Then you can start taking instead of giving, now finish the story.

 

[JGlass]

I've repressed most of it. It was mostly skirts and dresses and a blouse or too. One of them was this really shitty fabric (like the stuff you'd make a dish rag out of), and it was red with little flowers on it. It was disgusting.

If you prefer I could tell you what she did to get fired.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Go for it.

 

[The Bearded One]

My 12th grade English teacher got fired for watching porn during class on a school issued laptop. It was awkward being in the class when he got fired.

 

[Theo Mays]

What's up fellas!!!! Theo just got back from the bar.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

not a damn thing brother

 

[JGlass]

Some kid was supposedly being disruptive, so as punishment she drew a picture of him with devils horns and stuck it on the board. He started to get up to take it down, but she threatened to write him up for an in school suspension if he didn't go back to his chair. Then, for good measure, she sat on his lap to insure that he wouldn't get up.

 

[JGlass]

Heck yeah you did Theo. How's it going my man?

 

[Theo Mays]

Goin goood JGlass and Phatso. Been a fun night. Currently at work eating beef-a-roni and bread. Only I could get away with being drunk at work haha