The Online Late at Night Thread

[The Holy One]

They say you learn something new everyday and I learned that cereal can actually expire. So what did you build from Star Wars in lego blocks?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

It was a Mon Calamari Cruiser/Command Center. It's basically the scene from Return of the Jedi where Ackbar say "It's a Trap". I snagged it half off it was a pretty enjoyable build.

 

[The Holy One]

So did that include an Admiral Ackbar lego figure?

 

[DirtyJosé]

I remember I was going to a concert with a friend of mine a few years back. I got to his place early to partake of some brews, and he was in his room with the cheap Lego Star Destroyer he just got, putting it together. Very interesting.

About half as much weed and sex for me today, and likely half as much productivity.

Stomach viruses suck major ass.

 

[The Holy One]

Today was the day that I was finally going to build my British snowman too. Snowstorms in Georgia happen once in a lifetime and I never got the chance to take advantage of it, b/c chances are by noon that all the snow will be gone.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Fuckin SSC with his bitchin lego skills.

Fuckin Jose with his fuckin relatability.

Fuckin Travis with his fuckin expired cereal.

Whats up buddies?

Edit: fuck you Jose, not posting in my thread. Relatability is gone.

 

[The Holy One]

Who is this Travis fellow?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I don't know. I just got home from smoking a lot of weed with my neighbor and could have sworn your name was Travis.

On a side note, my new female neighbor smokes a lot of weed. How long should I wait till I have sex with her?

 

[The Holy One]

Yes, it is but I like to keep up forum kayfabe somewhat and if you just put what I think you put then why are you on here in the first place. Unless, this female neighbor is an uggo or psycho. You should be hitting that just like SSC did.

 

[DirtyJosé]

What, what thread?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Because she moved in 5 days ago and fucking her seems like bad neighborly manners at this point.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

What, what thread?

My music thread, its the 5th or 6th one down in the cage right now.

 

[The Holy One]

Oh, ok yes must have a sense of chivalry good for you Tiger

 

[Theo Mays]

It's late, I'm still awake, and I'm willing to actually spend some time on the forum and chit chat. Who is with me?

 

[The Crock]

OH HI THEO.

 

[Serious Jones]

sup yo

 

[Theo Mays]

OH HI THEO.

Hey Crocky

 

[The Crock]

Haven't talked to you in 27.67868 years. What's up, man?

 

[Theo Mays]

Haven't talked to you in 27.67868 years. What's up, man?

Yeah I'm rarely on any more now that I've gots me a job. Pretty much after work I don't care enough to post. Though I've been happier than I've been in awhile, working has made me feel good bout myself again. How've ya been champ?

 

[The Crock]

Been good, man. Just doing the usual, college and shit. You work at an old folks home or something, right? You told me once, but I can't quite remember.

 

[Theo Mays]

Yeah I work there full time now instead of filling in and/or working the night shift. I got to bathe an old man today, didn't expect I'd find myself ever saying that.

 

[The Crock]

Did you wash his ass crack? Gotta wash the crack. Better yet, did you pee in his butt?

 

[Theo Mays]

Did you wash his ass crack? Gotta wash the crack. Better yet, did you pee in his butt?

Unfortunately yes on the ass crack. And no I didn't pee in the geezer's tush. I only save the butt peeing for special occasions.

 

[The Crock]

Atta kid, shoveling out the shit. You should be proud.

 

[Hawkeye]

Buying a banana hammock was the best thing I've done in a long time. You've no idea how epic I feel right now.