The Online Late at Night Thread

[Vincent Michaels]

I still haven't made a New Year's Resolution and it's been 8 days now.

You're New Year's Resolution should be to make a New Year's Resolution.

Wait...is that even possible?

 

[DirtyJosé]

Wait, did SSC totally intercept a Crock double post? TRIPLE SCORE!

 

[The Holy One]

You're New Year's Resolution should be to make a New Year's Resolution.

Wait...is that even possible?

It could be then again you could be trapped in an eternal cycle of trying to make a New Year's Resolution.

 

[Ty Burna]

Speaking of my dislike for the radio, just found this song right here:

 

[The Crock]

Yeah needless to say I shouldn't have wasted my time with this team this year. The captain sandbags and keeps her average down low enough so she doesn't have to move up to any other divisions, her daughter is just lazy and an alcoholic, and my other teammate is a girl I've known for 7 years, and tries flirting with me all the damn time with my wife sitting right next to me. And they have enough drama between the three of them for me to make a successful soap opera and a spin off series.

I've pretty much carried the team on my back all season so far, and if it weren't for the fact I'm so damn hyper competitive, I would have just thrown in the towel and just got my stats up so when I leave the team behind and move up to the upper divisions and gave a fuck less if we won.

Oh my, sounds like a party dude. Haha.

What are you talking about, Jose?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

It could be then again you could be trapped in an eternal cycle of trying to make a New Year's Resolution.

You could just make one for the next year. Then when that comes you can make one for the year after and so on....

 

[The Holy One]

You could just make one for the next year. Then when that comes you can make one for the year after and so on....

It'll be hard to do that if I can't even make one for this year. I guess I could care more towards others.

 

[DirtyJosé]

What are you talking about, Jose?

Blue never officially said anything, so I hope he comes back... But you never know.

What an epic fuckin' bump, doesn't surprise me that it was DirtyJose who did the deed.

Blue never officially said anything, so I hope he comes back... But you never know.

DOUBLE POST DENIED!

 

[Vincent Michaels]

It'll be hard to do that if I can't even make one for this year. I guess I could care more towards others.

Exactly.

 

[The Holy One]

Exactly.

Well it's certainly won't be easy

 

[Hyorinmaru]

sup bitches?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Yo homie.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I can't sleep for shit. I got chewed out at work on my 4th day there because I don't know the restaurant menu like the back of my hand. They began questioning whether or not I was right for the job.

It really got me thinking, maybe I'm not right for the job, because apparently everyone else there were superhuman androids who were able to download two full 180-item menus to their fucking databases on their 4th day of work.

While I'm in the gray area between employed and not-employed, I'm looking for other jobs.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

That sucks.

 

[The Holy One]

The food must not be good if you can't remember the menu.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I can't sleep for shit. I got chewed out at work on my 4th day there because I don't know the restaurant menu like the back of my hand. They began questioning whether or not I was right for the job.

I had a similar experience in my first week, they told me to come in at 6 a.m. to help unload a delivery truck and when I got there they meant that they wanted me and one other guy(who was hired only three days before I was) to do it. They never told us where to put the items to we just organized them on our own and when the manager got there at 9 she got pissed because we put them in the wrong spots.

Clearly we are all expected to know everything all the time or we are failures that should be unemployed right?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

The food must not be good if you can't remember the menu.

It's not that the food is bad, it's just the menu is incredibly generic. It's just "derp, Great American food," and which means you have like 85 different combinations of the same goddamn foods arranged differently on a plate.

Don't even get me started on the different types of sandwiches and wraps.

 

[The Holy One]

Wow, they actually chewed you out for mistaking a rye bread turkey sandwich with a white bread turkey sandwich?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

How about the sandwitches and wraps?

 

[The Holy One]

Eating a pretty good double decker roast beef and cheese sandwich right now

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I had quite the productive day today, just finished smoking my fifth bowl, hash on all five. I also had four cups of coffee to counter act all those lazy stoner temptations, like napping at 2:30 in the afternoon.

I also constructed a Star Wars lego set designed for 14 year old's, fucked my girlfriend twice before noon, and had pizza for dinner.

w0rd Life

What have all you late night gangsta's been up to?

 

[The Holy One]

Got a stomach virus and lost 3 pounds in the bathroom, so I guess you can call it productive

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Sucks hard!

Stomach virus/food poison is the worst.

 

[The Holy One]

Hell yeah it is, the worse thing about it is that I got it from expired Frosted Flakes.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

HAHAHA!!!

That's ridiculous.