The Official Jeff Hardy is a Hack/Spot Monkey/ We Told You So Apprecitation thread.
- Thread starter Shocky
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sevenwithcheese
Dark Match Jobber
What is the appeal of the Swanton? I mean maybe Teddy Hary being a jag-off isn't the only reason WWE won't put him on TV. If WWE fans saw him in the ring Jeff would no longer have any appeal. Maybe thats why they've told the cruiserweights they're not allowed to do anything for years. They really think Jeff Hardy is gonna be a star ......................
If people are really still impressed with the Swanton ... then please look up Jack Evans, or Teddy Hart on youtube. Two minutes of a Jack Evans match puts Jeff's entire career to shame. He actually has charisma, he actually bumps, and he can do 10 times what Hardy could in his prime. I'm not a big fan of spot/flip wrestling, but Jeff is MAYBE a 5/10 in terms of a spot/flip wrestler. He sells the exact same way whether you knock him down with a punch or you throw him off a 20 foot ladder. He looks insanely lazy in the ring, andhe's not in great shape for what is he. I mean all he has to do is be skinny ... they're not even requiring him to look strong, so what does he do? Ah I'll just wear 5 shirts they won't notice. I don't understand why he's still in WWE.
There are half a dozen guys, that do what Jeff does, with more talent and charisma on every indy show.
If people are really still impressed with the Swanton ... then please look up Jack Evans, or Teddy Hart on youtube. Two minutes of a Jack Evans match puts Jeff's entire career to shame. He actually has charisma, he actually bumps, and he can do 10 times what Hardy could in his prime. I'm not a big fan of spot/flip wrestling, but Jeff is MAYBE a 5/10 in terms of a spot/flip wrestler. He sells the exact same way whether you knock him down with a punch or you throw him off a 20 foot ladder. He looks insanely lazy in the ring, andhe's not in great shape for what is he. I mean all he has to do is be skinny ... they're not even requiring him to look strong, so what does he do? Ah I'll just wear 5 shirts they won't notice. I don't understand why he's still in WWE.
There are half a dozen guys, that do what Jeff does, with more talent and charisma on every indy show.
I say, I've been swindled! When I looked up those matches on YouTube I thought, "these are OK matches I guess, nothing that good or special about them". But I went along with the bet anyway. Since then, it's been confirmed that the matches in question aren't good by numerous people, meaning I am not Jeff Hardy's lover.
And his matches in TNA weren't any good. The only just about watchable ones were the ones where he jumped off of tall things or was thrown off of tall things by Abyss. And that was because of Abyss. The ones he turned up to, that is.
I want my name changed back!
And his matches in TNA weren't any good. The only just about watchable ones were the ones where he jumped off of tall things or was thrown off of tall things by Abyss. And that was because of Abyss. The ones he turned up to, that is.
I want my name changed back!
Yeah, dont you know he has had some great non gimmick matches with _____, and _____, and ______.
I dont mind him, but he isn't that good. He is entertaining, but only when he jumps off of a lot of things..
Exactly. That is why he should be Khalis tag partner. He can do the Swanton off his shoulders.
Slim Pickns
Has Been Drafted To RAW
Funny Fact- PWI named Jeff Hardy comeback of the year for 2007. If those awards had any credibility left, they don't anymore.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
THE biggest moron EVER. Shocky read my post in the Hardy is suspended thread. I think you will fully enjoy it.
Freedom 35
Kyle Orton Legend Killer
its beautiful I knew that rainbow haired crackhead would fuck up eventually
Slim Pickns
Has Been Drafted To RAW
JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS
That otta keep kids off smack.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Does anyone else forsee Jeff Hardy being the next guy to get an "In Memorium" Tribute Show? Anyone, or is it just me?
I actually just thought of something really funny. At WM, each of the MITB participants should wrestle like Jeff Hardy. It'd be the best "so bad it's good" match ever.
I actually just thought of something really funny. At WM, each of the MITB participants should wrestle like Jeff Hardy. It'd be the best "so bad it's good" match ever.
Shadowmancer
I am The Last Baron
yeah especially if Khali is supposed to be in the match
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
I thought Khali's appearing in Battle Royal? I wish he were in MITB. I would totally mark out for a Khali Whisper in the Wind.
From what I've read, Matt Hardy may get in MITB if he's back in time. Would WWE give him the win as a way to stick it to Jeff? I would. I'm vindictive like that.
From what I've read, Matt Hardy may get in MITB if he's back in time. Would WWE give him the win as a way to stick it to Jeff? I would. I'm vindictive like that.
Shadowmancer
I am The Last Baron
No the match is supposedly going to be Hardy Vs. MVP for the US Title. They just haven't announced it yet
Shadowmancer
I am The Last Baron
They have to have a pay off for that feud.
Shadowmancer
I am The Last Baron
Why? They could of had a good match at Mania. I know MitB has been thrown wide open now. But they could have at least had the ending of the MVP Vs. Matt Hardy feud at Mania.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Matt may not be cleared to wrestle yet, or he's not in good enough shape to wrestle in a one-on-one match. If he does show up in the MITB match, he may play the same role that Edge did last year when he was too injured be a major participant in the match. I could see some sort of angle where Hardy falls off a ladder and either lands on his injured elbow, or busts his appendicitis stitches. I'd rather they build the match back up again rather than rush it into Wrestlemania. Besides, MVP is gonna BE MVP of the Ladder Match, guaranteed.
