The most racist thing I've ever done..

[JohnJohnson]

So what is the most racist thing you have ever done? I figure this might make for some interesting bar conversation.

 

[Dirk]

I was white once.

 

[nightmare]

I was white once.

How dare you.

 

[JohnJohnson]

I was white once.

Apologize.

 

[JGlass]

I was white once.

I'm white right now.

 

[Dirk]

I'm white right now.

I'm not. Power's out for the second time today.

 

[JohnJohnson]

I'm not. Power's out for the second time today.

Oh shit, I just remembered that I forgot to pay my electric bill. Thanks Dirk.

 

[Alex]

Watched American History X and Blazing Saddles

 

[Bernkastel]

I was white once.

I'm white all the time. I make my black friends jealous just being around them.

 

[Alex]

I'm white all the time. I make my black friends jealous just being around them.

I'm black and white. I make everyone jealous because I have the best of both worlds

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm black and white. I make everyone jealous because I have the best of both worlds

One of my friends is white and black... everyone else thinks he's Hispanic.

 

[Dirk]

I don't have any black best friends.

 

[JohnJohnson]

I'm black and white, someone asked me today if I am Cuban. I also often get, Puerto Rican, Mexican, and Korean. Oddly enough I also get full black sometimes and full white once.

 

[Alex]

I have an afro. Large penis size and everyone says I have a wonderful skin complexion. They sometimes say they wish they could get that tan. It's great

 

[Rayne]

I brake suddenly in front of black and Asian women and cause collisions in order to reinforce raciosexual stereotypes.

 

[Ty Burna]

My persona conflicts with my complexion, leaving the masses in racial confusion on who I actually am.

 

[Alex]

My persona conflicts with my complexion, leaving the masses in racial confusion on who I actually am.

Aren't you basically Eminem

 

[Ty Burna]

Aren't you basically Eminem

Without the sleeping pill addiction, mommy issues and generally slightly more sane, sure why not.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I don't usually give white women a chance. Especially down here where everyone's accents get on my nerves.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Burned a cross-stitch of people celebrating racial harmony by accident and put the fire out with my own tears

 

[Lee]

I once beat up someone because of the colour of the skin.

 

[Blade]

I'm trying to ethnically cleanse Ireland.

 

[JohnJohnson]

Ethnic cleansing huh? My grandfather survived the holocaust.

 

[Lee]

My Grandfather survived the holocaust. He wasn't Jewish.

 

[JohnJohnson]

My grandpa is German. I was actually born in Berlin, as was my mom and my sister.