The little girls next door

[Uncle Sam]

They're doing that annoying 10-11 year old thing where they sing nonstop and think their voices aren't annoying. They are. I wish they'd shut the fuck up or at least go inside.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Is it still cold in England? Like, freezing cold? If so.. water balloons, random tosses.. end result = peace and quiet.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, it's warm. And now they're scaring my cat.

 

[Meilichia]

Start singing along with them, that should do the trick.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Or I could throw pornographic magazines over the fence.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm sure Will, like me can tell you that you get used to little girls singing all the time.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So, the porn idea then? Or the water balloons?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The porn idea could get you arrested. Really.

Water balloons.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

The porn idea could get you arrested. Really.

Water balloons.

Hes telling the complete truth. You start tossing porn to 10-11 yr. old girls, and they could randomly assume you're trying to lure them over to your place.

Since you said its warm, I suggest placing a few ice cubes in the water balloons. I'd also say just toss rocks at them.. but then they could get you for assault. At least if you injure one with an ice filled water balloon, you could claim it was an accident. A rock seems pretty unexplainable.