"The Lemming Award" for self-depreciating stupidity

[Derf]

Not in person. But one day, I hope.

The girl could make money off them tits. People will pay to watch anything involving big boobs.

OR...

They could use the inernet, and find not just a picture of boobies, but maybe a video!

Alright, I'm caving, you say these tits are so nice, do you have any footage of them? I know some of the older forum members that never left her thread probably do, but I wanna see what the big deal is. Because I've been with girls before, as I'm sure you have to. so whats the big deal about a girl you're possibly never going to meet?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

VERY sly of you derf, trying to creepy your way into seeing the girls tits postumpuously

 

[klunderbunker]

They're nice. However, the real pair that I last saw were better. Know why? I could reach out my hand and touch them.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

OR...

They could use the inernet, and find not just a picture of boobies, but maybe a video!

Alright, I'm caving, you say these tits are so nice, do you have any footage of them? I know some of the older forum members that never left her thread probably do, but I wanna see what the big deal is. Because I've been with girls before, as I'm sure you have to. so whats the big deal about a girl you're possibly never going to meet?

Jake's Tip O' The Day:

Find a girl with nice tits. Get somebody to make her a website in which she does personal photo requests. Take 10% of the charge.

Goldmine.

 

[Derf]

VERY sly of you derf, trying to creepy your way into seeing the girls tits postumpuously

Haha. You caught me.

No really, I mean, unless their actually a REALLY nice pair of tits, why would a guy that works in a porn shop, or anyone on the forums, be so fasinated by them? I mean, if I was still a 15 year old virgin who'd had a girl how m her tits, I'd be in love, but I'm not. I've seen many a real tit, and almost any real tit is bettr then a picture of one on the internet, of a girl you'll never see.

 

[Derf]

Jake's Tip O' The Day:

Find a girl with nice tits. Get somebody to make her a website in which she does personal photo requests. Take 10% of the charge.

Goldmine.

That, I suppose I could agree with. I'd just need to find a girl with nice tits. Most of the girls I'm with are a little bigger, so that just wont do...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

you shoudlve just asked her while she was here Derf. the girl was a total ****bag, she woulda done it.


Never saw what Jake saw in here anyhow. that girl was ugly as two ******ed rats fucking. The way her hair was done, she kinda looked like a sheep dog

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That, I suppose I could agree with. I'd just need to find a girl with nice tits. Most of the girls I'm with are a little bigger, so that just wont do...

Weight isn't important. What you have, people want. It's all in the promotion.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

you shoudlve just asked her while she was here Derf. the girl was a total ****bag, she woulda done it.


Never saw what Jake saw in here anyhow. that girl was ugly as two ******ed rats fucking. The way her hair was done, she kinda looked like a sheep dog

Goth, piercings, big tits. They all sell.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

you could even work beastiality in there

 

[Derf]

I've seen her pic in Jakes sig before, and I can see how some people would think she was hot, I even though she seeed hot. Of course, I'm into the whole piercings and goth or whatever look (which is why I STILL think Ashley Marraso was one of the hottest Divas the past 5 years) and I can see where some people would disagree (like everyone else thinking Ashley Mrraso is one of the trashiest divas ever)

None of the girls I've been with, sans one, wold pose nude. And the one was simply a freak, not in a good way. I'm possibly the father of her child, for which reason we no longer talk.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

you could even work beastiality in there

Meilichia, tits out, sitting on a rocking horse. People would pay for that if you convinced them it was worth it.

Look at the activity in that thread, she'd have no problem creating a buzz. If she's taking pictures for free on here, then it's no trouble her answering requests and doing personal ones on her own website.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

no, I meant becuase that fucked up hair cut made her look like a sheepdog. you could say it was a half half. or a woman TRYING to also look like a sheepdog. people who like that type of shit cvould fantasize about banging a girl who LOOKED like a dog...jus sayin

 

[Derf]

You got a point about the traffic, but I don't know i it was the person in general, or just the fact that you could get a personal photo for yourself from someone. I'd like the idea of having a girl pose nude, but if I could chose from more then one girl, who's to say I'd pick her? Honstly Jake, if you had her, and three other girls you found hot, and could pick one of the four for a personal photo, it's obviously not a garentee you'd pick her... I don't even know where I'm going with this. I have to sleep now. lol

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You got a point about the traffic, but I don't know i it was the person in general, or just the fact that you could get a personal photo for yourself from someone. I'd like the idea of having a girl pose nude, but if I could chose from more then one girl, who's to say I'd pick her? Honstly Jake, if you had her, and three other girls you found hot, and could pick one of the four for a personal photo, it's obviously not a garentee you'd pick her... I don't even know where I'm going with this. I have to sleep now. lol

You'd be surprised who people would pick.

The ****ty available girl, or the hot one that is way is way out of your league? It's proven that you find people more attractive if you think you could ''have'' them, or if you find out they like you.

 

[CCS]

For the love of God vote for me. I'm a dumbass and i admit it. CCS > Melichia's Gothic boobies.

 

[Spunky]

you dont need to tell us.

 

[CCS]

I realy dont think this would be a good award to win......

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I may add Murfish to the nominations list. Ever since he became "Modfish" and moved himself off of the "future moderators shortlist," I think that qualifies for a lemming nod.

 

[NSL]

Would it just be based on principle? Doesn't seem like he'd get enough votes, starting this late?

 

[Murfish]

I may add Murfish to the nominations list. Ever since he became "Modfish" and moved himself off of the "future moderators shortlist," I think that qualifies for a lemming nod.

A) No way I was on that. I don't post nearly enough.

B) It's just my opinion that the definition of playing mod is skewed if it encompasses teasing, giving an opinion about a rule, and expressing discontent about some issues.

Still love ya though, IC.

 

[CCS]

What happens if there's a tie ?

 

[Lee]

Then whoever uses the wrong "there/their/they're" loses

 

[CCS]

It was a honest mistake

 

[Showtime]

That does it CCS gets my vote. You sir, caused the biggest argument I've ever seen hit the Bar Room. It really does pay to be dumb, good show.