Turd Ferguson
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Let's face it, this is going to be the Summer of Lebron. The amount of attention he gets after the NBA Finals ends is going to be unbelievable. It will probably be about as big, if not bigger, than the amount of attention that Brett Favre gets every offseason.
Lebron is going to be the focal point of the summer for two reasons:
1.) Where he winds up going.
2.) The ongoing saga alleging that his teammate Delonte West, was sleeping with his 41-year-old mother, Gloria James.
There were rumors that he wants John Calipari to be his coach, and that it could be a package deal for whatever team that signs him. Then that rumor was denied. The playoffs haven't even ended yet and the Lebron Hot Stove is already firing up.
Here's a list of rumored destinations:
Knicks - It's been rumored about for awhile now, but I don't think its anything close to certain that he'll go there. The Knicks really have no real supporting pieces, and I think Lebron wants to win now.
Cavaliers - It's entirely possible he stays in Cleveland. It's his home state, and ownership always seems willing to spend to bring in the best available pieces for him to win with. It's just that those pieces have underachieved.
Bulls - I think this is the best destination for him. There's Derrick Rose, Joakim Noah, Luol Deng, and Kirk Hinrich there. If Calipari wound up coaching there, he could do some amazing things with Lebron and Derrick Rose, and they'd absolutely be the East favorites, especially if they managed to bring in another high profile player in the meantime.
Clippers - If Lebron wanted to, a Los Angeles rivalry with Kobe would be on the table here. He would also have the opportunity to be the savior of this franchise. There is also a coaching opening for Calipari to fill. This is also a team with a very good nucleus with Baron Davis, Blake Griffin, Chris Kaman, and Eric Gordon. A Lebron James addition would make this one of the best starting lineups in basketball.
And an under the radar pick...
Thunder - They're under the cap. They took it to the Lakers in the playoffs. They have two future stars in Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook, and a bunch of good role players. If Lebron wanted to win so badly, he'd go here. If they were still in Seattle, this would be a slam dunk.
Then there are rumors about his mother possibly sleeping with Delonte West. At first this rumor seemed a little too out there, but this rumor has legs, and it is not going away. It should be interesting to see how this continues to unfold. With Delonte's playing time dropping after Game 3, and the team seeming kind of lost after that point, I really think this might be true, and if it is, it's a juicer story than Tiger Woods' scandal.
Nothing says "Fuck You" more than sleeping with a guy's mom. I would have to say that it has to be worse when it's a teammate.
Lebron is going to be the focal point of the summer for two reasons:
1.) Where he winds up going.
2.) The ongoing saga alleging that his teammate Delonte West, was sleeping with his 41-year-old mother, Gloria James.
There were rumors that he wants John Calipari to be his coach, and that it could be a package deal for whatever team that signs him. Then that rumor was denied. The playoffs haven't even ended yet and the Lebron Hot Stove is already firing up.
Here's a list of rumored destinations:
Knicks - It's been rumored about for awhile now, but I don't think its anything close to certain that he'll go there. The Knicks really have no real supporting pieces, and I think Lebron wants to win now.
Cavaliers - It's entirely possible he stays in Cleveland. It's his home state, and ownership always seems willing to spend to bring in the best available pieces for him to win with. It's just that those pieces have underachieved.
Bulls - I think this is the best destination for him. There's Derrick Rose, Joakim Noah, Luol Deng, and Kirk Hinrich there. If Calipari wound up coaching there, he could do some amazing things with Lebron and Derrick Rose, and they'd absolutely be the East favorites, especially if they managed to bring in another high profile player in the meantime.
Clippers - If Lebron wanted to, a Los Angeles rivalry with Kobe would be on the table here. He would also have the opportunity to be the savior of this franchise. There is also a coaching opening for Calipari to fill. This is also a team with a very good nucleus with Baron Davis, Blake Griffin, Chris Kaman, and Eric Gordon. A Lebron James addition would make this one of the best starting lineups in basketball.
And an under the radar pick...
Thunder - They're under the cap. They took it to the Lakers in the playoffs. They have two future stars in Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook, and a bunch of good role players. If Lebron wanted to win so badly, he'd go here. If they were still in Seattle, this would be a slam dunk.
Then there are rumors about his mother possibly sleeping with Delonte West. At first this rumor seemed a little too out there, but this rumor has legs, and it is not going away. It should be interesting to see how this continues to unfold. With Delonte's playing time dropping after Game 3, and the team seeming kind of lost after that point, I really think this might be true, and if it is, it's a juicer story than Tiger Woods' scandal.
Nothing says "Fuck You" more than sleeping with a guy's mom. I would have to say that it has to be worse when it's a teammate.