The John Tenta Memorial Invitational

[Ferbian]

Sounds good. I'll be a loyal follower to the best of which my knowledge does me. But I feel I did fairly decent debating in the WZ tournament with a large margin of the names which I didn't know much of.

 

[The Brain]

Battle Kat, Who, Max Moon

After this you should do one that involves the worst angles.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Adam Bomb and Battle Kat?

Damn you Brain.

 

[The Doctor]

This. It could have been a modern day Doink, if the guy playing him didn't absolutely suck. Kizarny did have potential

Actually, I felt the guy wasn't that bad. The gimmick just had some flaws. For one thing, they brought him in as a face.

What they should have done was make him a dark, creepy heel with the gimmick of a carnival freak. Have him speak in English (though a few "-iz-" words here and there wouldn't have been too bad) and make him seem to enjoy pain. Bam, you got yourself something that could have really worked well.

 

[Tenta]

Battle Kat, Who, Max Moon

After this you should do one that involves the worst angles.

Katie Vick would win. Outright. Nothing matches that utter atrocious abortion.

I'm looking at the names. This has the potential for mat classics like Mantaur versus The Shockmaster. God Save us.

 

[I_Steal_Cheese]

Let me get in on this. Repo Man , Glacier , and Max Moon

 

[The Brain]

Katie Vick would win. Outright. Nothing matches that utter atrocious abortion.

I'm sure you're right, but it could be interesting to relive some old terrible angles. Especially from the early 90s in WCW.

 

[The Doctor]

Shockmaster would trip and try to squash Mantaur, but Mantaur's horns would impale the Shockmaster and kill him. Mantaur wins.

 

[Ferbian]

The thread would explode in sadness.

 

[Tenta]

We're at twenty, and need ten more.... For the sake of time, I may start the first four match drawings now. Tenta: Bringing LDs together with The Cage.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Big Dick Johnson and heel Colin Delaney?

 

[Ferbian]

SHH! Big Dick Johnson was magic waiting to happen!

 

[Tenta]

Shockmaster would trip and try to squash Mantaur, but Mantaur's horns would impale the Shockmaster and kill him. Mantaur wins.

Mantaur's horns just reach the third layer of Shockmaster's fat. Shockmaster suffocates Mantaur after tripping. Shockmaster wins.

 

[The Brain]

Xanta Klaus

 

[Tenta]

Four more names to pick, and only four more.


First Match Drawing

Our first match features tag partners facing each other...

 

[I_Steal_Cheese]

How about NAILZ

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Damien Demento, Executioner, Gobbeledy Gooker, and The Dicks

 

[The Brain]

If tag teams are accepted, the Ding Dongs

 

[The Doctor]

Mantaur's horns just reach the third layer of Shockmaster's fat. Shockmaster suffocates Mantaur after tripping. Shockmaster wins.

Ends in a DQ after Colin Delaney runs out and inexplicably turns heel by attempting to spear Shockmaster, only to get lost in Shockmaster's stomach.

 

[Tenta]

Damien Demento, Executioner, Gobbeledy Gooker, and The Dicks

I'll take Gobbeldy Gooker, and The Dicks, for more tag teams.

Speaking of tag teams, our fist match in the tournament is a Disaster waiting to happen

 

[The Doctor]

....Oh God. Golga vs. The Shockmaster?

 

[The Brain]

I'll take Gobbeldy Gooker, and The Dicks, for more tag teams.

Speaking of tag teams, our fist match in the tournament is a Disaster waiting to happen

But someone once said the Shark should have worked.

 

[Tenta]

....Oh God. Golga vs. The Shockmaster?

Our first match features Golga of the Oddities taking on his old partner, Fred ottman, as The Shockmaster.


Should I post up a bracket at the original Post, too?

Oh.... The Next Match is one of the opponents dream come true... An inmate versus someone with a large ass.

 

[The Doctor]

 

[Dave]

The Boogeyman and Fake Kane