I go for beautiful women. You know, the kind who are really hot and wouldn't give you the time of day because you sit on here making fucking lame "insults" just to impress people you will never ever met. I, on the other hand, am happily married to a beautiful woman and I live in the real world by having a life outside of this forum. Try getting one. Epic Fail on your part.
While I'm glad you got the cream of the crop from the AV club, I guarantee that you'd sell your woman to an Amsterdam brothel if it meant getting one of my sexual escapedes. You wouldn't be able to get anywhere near the type of poonani that I do. Go get yourself turned away at the door of another nightclub, Quasimodo.
Also, Epic Fail was
so 2008.
That's the best you can do? Macca, your "insults" are the lamest things I have ever heard. Stop trying to impress people that don't give a crap about you.... and while you're at it, just get a damn life.
My lame insults are the best thing to happen to you round here, people are actually interested to see what I say to you. Also, I love ignorant fucks like you, your brain is too under-developed to undertake when you're being verbally arse-fucked, so you dismiss them as lame. It's easy, watch:
MACCA: Your wife sells you to an Indian 7/11 manager so he can have his way with you and she can afford to try and put her fat ass leg behind her head in yoga classes.
DIAS: My god, your insults are so lame.
MACCA: I was porking your old lady last night. She came and I almost lost my hand in her backfat. That thing should come with a caution sign, when you can have body limbs swallowed whole in that tidal wave of obesity.
DIAS: Man, your insults are the lamest thing ever.
I don't get where all the hate is coming from, Dias. I'm the best friend you ever had in here.
No, you're annoying and they want to see who finally shuts you up. There's a difference.
And after reading the last few posts of insurmountable awesomeness that is Dagger Dias, I have no doubt that the guy that finally puts me away is you. The truth is, I'd rather have sex with a South African prostitute and put myself in the position to obtain various life-threatening diseases then put myself in harm's way by getting into it with you again.
You know, I bet they have a special spot on the bus for a ****** like you, just so you can sit by your favourite window and lick it all day long.
NorCal, D-Man, Uncle Sam, Falkon, Dave, Ty Burna, GuyCompton, TheOneBigWill, Stinger, Blue Cardinal, Leafy, Theo, TLC, Mustang Sally, Phoenix, GD, Mitch Henessey, HBK-aholic, Doc, Indyjon22, Numbers, Ferbian, Deexter Jorgan, Matt Fox, Anonymous Mozzarella, SpoodBeest, Notorious718, DirtyJose, and Tenta....
They all seemed to care. Epic fail once again.
Random name-dropping is epil fail. I bet about 40% of those people didn't knew you came back, another 40% knew and didn't care, and the remaining 20% who did care would rather have me around then you. So that didn't make a bit of difference.
This coming from someone who has about 800 rep? Whatever, I have over twice as much rep as you, and most of it came from non-spam posts. I actually put in the time to make non-spam posts instead of sitting on here making terrible attempts at "insults" all day.
Man, I'm so jealous. If only I had countless n00bs blue rep me constantly for making shit threads in the WWE section. I bet all your rep looks like this:
Date: Monday 27th September
Thread: How awesome would it be if John Cena and The Rock had a match?
Member: CENAIZDEFINaTINELYINROIDS
Comments: Hey man great thread it would be awesome if Cena and Rock had a match I love tha Rock and Cena is such a gayboy i mean who wears Jean shorts in 2010
If I wasn't in Prison for so long, I bet my rep would dwarf yours, elephant man.
Somebody is SO jealous that it's not even funny.
LOL. You actually alleging that makes it funny.
I don't steal anything. If I post something.... it's because it's what I think about the subject matter. They are legit honest opinions from an honest man. Unlike other people who run around on here saying they are the so called "saviour of Wrestlezone" and how they will "conquer" this place. Give me a break. Turn off the computer, go outside, get some fresh air, try giving "real life" a chance. It's not so bad, you might actually LIKE it! I can tell you from experience, it's a lot more entertaining than coming up with pathetic "insults" that fail to tick off people you'll never meet anyhow.
I don't care wherever or not your posts are honest, I'm more interested in why I can't stand 5 seconds reading what you have to say before wanting to perform ******io on a shotgun.
I am a saviour, look at how I saved this thread before you sank it for example.
I love how you can accuse me, the guy who was out all night on Saturday painting the town before bagging myself a stunner and then proceeding to rock her world repeatedly until this Monday morning. Dude, I've seen that picture of you in your room, for you a great night out is a few hours at the Internet cafe playing WoW before coming home and *********ing to hentai.
You rebel.
I got a better one for you...
Your horrible attempts at "insults" are the.... Worst. Insults. Ever.... and that's the bottom line because Dagger Dias said so!
You do realise that putting up as little of a fight as you have, this whole argument has just become a massive vanity project for me?
Your graciousness knows no bounds, Dias.
