Jack-Hammer
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On WWE.com, they've announced new guest stars that will make an appearance on Raw. This year, Halloween falls on a Monday and appearing on Raw will be......The Muppets.
Yep...yep you...you read that right. The Muppets are slated to guest star on Raw Halloween Night in order to promote "The Muppets", the first theatrical release for the long running franchise in more than a decade. Here's the statement on WWE.com:
The Muppets come to Raw on Halloween night
"To celebrate their first theatrical release in more than a decade Disneys The Muppets, opening this Thanksgiving the Muppets will step into the ring on the Oct. 31 WWE Raw SuperShow to mix it up with the Superstars in Atlanta.
In the new film, The Muppets, the crew is on a mission to save the Muppet Theater from demolition. But before that, theyll have to save themselves from our Superstars!
What will happen when Kermit the Frog meets The Viper? Will the Divas make Miss Piggy flip with jealousy? Will Beaker be confused for Sheamus? On Halloween, its time to play the music, its time to light the lights, because the Muppets are about to get Raw!"
I'm sorry, there's just no defending this whatsoever. Vince McMahon must really be losing if it he thinks that this is a good idea or that it's going to bring viewers flocking to Raw. I can already picture the stupid segments in my head and it's enough to give anyone nightmares that the goriest, scariest horror film can't even come close to.
Yep...yep you...you read that right. The Muppets are slated to guest star on Raw Halloween Night in order to promote "The Muppets", the first theatrical release for the long running franchise in more than a decade. Here's the statement on WWE.com:
The Muppets come to Raw on Halloween night
"To celebrate their first theatrical release in more than a decade Disneys The Muppets, opening this Thanksgiving the Muppets will step into the ring on the Oct. 31 WWE Raw SuperShow to mix it up with the Superstars in Atlanta.
In the new film, The Muppets, the crew is on a mission to save the Muppet Theater from demolition. But before that, theyll have to save themselves from our Superstars!
What will happen when Kermit the Frog meets The Viper? Will the Divas make Miss Piggy flip with jealousy? Will Beaker be confused for Sheamus? On Halloween, its time to play the music, its time to light the lights, because the Muppets are about to get Raw!"
I'm sorry, there's just no defending this whatsoever. Vince McMahon must really be losing if it he thinks that this is a good idea or that it's going to bring viewers flocking to Raw. I can already picture the stupid segments in my head and it's enough to give anyone nightmares that the goriest, scariest horror film can't even come close to.