The Genie Granted You 3 Wishes...

[TJWWE]

The Genie granted you 3 wishes...
What would your 3 wishes be to change the WWE?

Here are mine:
-Push the right people who are great in the ring and great all rounders
-Release the ones that aren't be used at all & never will be pushed i.e. rosa mendes, heath slater, jinder mahal etc..
-Give the divas a chance and let them showcase what they can do or atleast what the real wrestlers can do (beth, natalya, aj, tamina & kharma when she returns)

what will your 3 wishes be?

 

[Kermit]

So is it a specific genie designed for the WWE, or are you seriously wasting away three wishes on the WWE?

 

[DirtyJosé]

-Eliminate whiny internet fans, jaded 30-something fans, and all the old supposed "insider" critics who can't accept that the business and the product are not what they were 15 years ago.

-Erase the "Monday Night Wars" from everyone's memory so that people could enjoy the program of their choosing without having to defend everything against the dreaded "They're just like WCW/ECW before the end, THEY'RE DOOMED!"

-Restore Kayfabe in the minds of the viewers.

 

[Harthan]

- Kelly Kelly no longer allowed to wrestle with clothes on

...

I don't really need anymore wishes.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

-Eliminate whiny internet fans, jaded 30-something fans, and all the old supposed "insider" critics who can't accept that the business and the product are not what they were 15 years ago.

-Erase the "Monday Night Wars" from everyone's memory so that people could enjoy the program of their choosing without having to defend everything against the dreaded "They're just like WCW/ECW before the end, THEY'RE DOOMED!".

The two above, plus my own personal third is to eliminate the crowd noises from Smackdown because they're beginning to piss me off. TNA is much worse but lately WWE is just as bad.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

1. Infinite amount of wishes.

Then continue from there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

1. Daniel Bryan world heavyweight champion
2. CM Punk WWE champion
3. Thirty minute make out session between the two to open and close every show

 

[sikkbones]

1. free beer at every show instead of 9$
2. free merchandise instead of waiting in line for an hour for a 30$ SHIRT.
3. Talented wrestlers instead of HHH's buddies.