The Funeral of El Konnan de Heart Throb

[klunderbunker]

No it wasn't a deer. Something much worse. But deer would actually be a good clue.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Gilbertti was the Gimp

He was on a chain at least.

 

[bambam]

He was on a chain at least.

Isn't he usually?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Not a spiked, rusty one, no.

 

[bambam]

That poor goat/deer......

 

[klunderbunker]

*hard sigh* I guess it's too late now. Konnan was with...............a woman.

 

[bambam]

NO.........NO.......Xfear don't listen. He was high, that's the only way this could be true.....

 

[klunderbunker]

He just looked so happy. Gilbertti was there playing gin rummy with the goat. It was so sad.

 

[bambam]

like I said before, That poor Goat...... having to listen to Gilbertti...Think of the goat!!!!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

Idk. The goat won $847 and 38 cents.

 

[bambam]

oh...in that case..... so next topic, what are we going to do for Xfear?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Maybe if Klunder didn't spill the damn beans!

 

[klunderbunker]

I cant help it. You have no idea how long its been building up inside me. All we hvae to do now is keep him out of prison.

 

[bambam]

Well, It's going to be hard........I just heard how wrong that sounded in my head...

 

[klunderbunker]

So let me make sure I have this straight. Konnan cheated on X with a woman whom he gave a mexican chili bowl to as gilbertti lost 847.38 dollars to a goat playing cards, and then konnan faked his death and now we're trying to keep them both out of turkish prison?

 

[bambam]

Yes, and then after Xfear kills Konnan for faking his own death, and cheating on him with a woman, we will then try to keep Fear out of everyother prison..... We need a plan....Uncle Sam, you come up with a plan, I'll get the equipment, and KB, you just try and keep your pants on when you see X ok.....

 

[klunderbunker]

But what if he rips them off again?

 

[bambam]

well then....... ............well then ,that's ok i guess

 

[Uncle Sam]

Easy. Tell Bush there's weapons of mass destruction in Turkey and say that Xfear is a hostage. Beautiful.

 

[klunderbunker]

Alright. But X knew about the insurance thing. It was a set up. Konnan double crossed him. At least that's what I thought.

 

[Lil Wes]

Meh, fuck Konnan.

 

[bambam]

Easy. Tell Bush there's weapons of mass destruction in Turkey and say that Xfear is a hostage. Beautiful.

Great idea!

 

[klunderbunker]

But what do I do in this plan?

 

[Uncle Sam]

You're the one secretly executed for giving the US government false information about advanced nuclear warheads. Enjoy!

 

[klunderbunker]

You mean I don't even get to go to the after party?