The fucking g-mod closed my thread!

[klunderbunker]

Would there be a need for fire hydrants?

 

[klunderbunker]

Anyone ever wanted to just smack someone in the head with a pipe wrench?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

its called detroit!

 

[klunderbunker]

I tried that once to a guy on TV. Glass and sparks came shooting everywhere.

 

[klunderbunker]

It looked really pretty, until the walruses came.

 

[klunderbunker]

Koo Koo Catchoo.

 

[klunderbunker]

I miss the Beatles.

 

[klunderbunker]

It's a shame I wasn't born int he 60s. I could have told myself how odd I would be.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm practically a 5.

 

[klunderbunker]

At least I'm not a 3. They're just too odd.

 

[klunderbunker]

Lucy was a funny show.

 

[klunderbunker]

I want a barber named Vascalupez.

 

[klunderbunker]

And my name should be Carolyn.

 

[klunderbunker]

Or was it Lillian?

 

[klunderbunker]

Why would you change the name of a character midseries? this isn't Cheers where actresses leave in the middle of a successful series.

 

[klunderbunker]

When Kermit and miss Piggy had sex, how did that work? WOuld that be considered beastiality/

 

[klunderbunker]

Why is that illegal? Haven't you ever wanted to get some chicken ass?

 

[klunderbunker]

I mean a lot of us like chicken breasts. Accept the rest of them damn it!

 

[klunderbunker]

You don't want to be an elitist do you?

 

[klunderbunker]

Is chicken ass not good enough for you? Do you have to think it's someone else?

 

[klunderbunker]

I mean it's all feathery so it's not like you could iamgine it was Nelson Mandela or something like that.

 

[klunderbunker]

I wonder if the full nelson had anything to do with him.

 

[klunderbunker]

Also, why can't it be a 1/9th nelson? Alice's last name was Nelson on the Brady Bunch so they were 1/9th nelson.

 

[klunderbunker]

I wouldn't mind Marcia. She still looks good in her 50s.

 

[klunderbunker]

Although the same is true of my aunt.