The fucking g-mod closed my thread!

[klunderbunker]

I need to get them a gift.

 

[klunderbunker]

Does anyone know if birds are partial to egg drop soup?

 

[klunderbunker]

I mean I know they're hatched from eggs and everything, so would that be like a fucked up form of cannibalism?

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't want to come off as a guy that's suggesting the future rulers of the world are baby eaters.

 

[klunderbunker]

Has anyone ever made a horror movie about eating fetuses?

 

[klunderbunker]

That would be freaking sick.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd try out for a part in it if nothing else.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Where were those kids parents? They should have been severely punished.

Same place this kids in Pokemons parents are.

 

[klunderbunker]

Although I hope the fetus had pepper on it. Wait, I hate pepper. THIS MOVIE SUCKS!

 

[klunderbunker]

Why are you people following me??? I didn't do it!

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok so maybe I did. Unless you have proof that I broke that horse you've got nothing!

 

[klunderbunker]

You'll never take me alive! To dinner maybe but alive never!

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Same place this kids in Pokemons parents are.

In the ground.

 

[klunderbunker]

And thus it all comes back to eating while not being alive.

 

[klunderbunker]

Isn't it amazing how things always come back around?

 

[klunderbunker]

It's like a dog chasing its own tail.

 

[klunderbunker]

Dogs that do that are fucking stupid.

 

[klunderbunker]

I mean why would you chase your own tail?

 

[klunderbunker]

DOn't they know what their tails look like?>

 

[klunderbunker]

I certainly would know what my tail looks like.

 

[klunderbunker]

Wiat....do I have a tail?

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh tahnk goodness. For a minute there I thought I was a fish and didn't have any water to breathe in.

 

[klunderbunker]

Talk about a weird way to die.

 

[klunderbunker]

Imagine how fucked up that would be: thinking you're a human but really you're a fish that can't breathe.

 

[klunderbunker]

Do fish dream?