The EWA Presents PWA Torture
Episode 1
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007
live from the Kemper Arena in Kansas City
"Flat on the Floor" by Nickleback starts up as the opening video for Torture starts up.
"Two more" the anthem for the know-it-all
A shot of Stone Cold guzzing beer in the corner is shown
You won't be standing up for long
Clips of Chris Sabin, Super Crazy and Sonjay Dutt are shown diving to the outside
You better learn how to crawl
Jericho is shown with the Walls of Jericho locked in on a jobber
8 minutes from losing it a little bit
Paul Bearer is shown holding the urn with Taker walking behind him
5 minutes your description might be starting to fit
The New Age Outlaws are shown walking to the ring, with a mic
3 to go and I'm forgetting all that I've ever known
The Dudley Boyz are shown giving someone a 3D through a table
I won't be standing up for long
Triple H is shown spitting water in the air on the apron, RVD is shown flying through the air
I better learn how to crawl
Ric Flair is shown locking the Figure Four on someone
Can't stand anymore
Clips of all the Torture wrestlers are flashed through real fast
In 10 minutes I'll be laying out flat on the floor
The last clip shows Torture GM Randy Savage flying with an elbow into the chest of someone
When his elbows lands, the song ends and then the cameras cut to the arena and the stage explodes with a huge fireworks display that goes down the ramp and then up at the top. Cameras pan around the arena but for not long because the first thing we hear after the display is....
::GLASS SHATTERS::
JR: IT'S STONE COLD!! STONE COLD IS ON TORTURE!!!
King: Not this idiot, his neck is so red that bulls charge at it.
The crowd erupts as "The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin walks down to the ring wearing his traditional jean shorts, long sleeved shirt and camo hat. He goes around the ring and poses at all four posts with his middle fingers held high and proud. The crowd is going crazy as they finally settle down and he is handed a microphone from Tony Chimel.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: (the crowd is chanting "Austin", "Austin", "Austin" they finally settle down and allow him to speak) If all you people here in Kansas City are glad to see Stone Cold Steve Austin back in an EWA ring gimme a big old "Hell Yeah"!! (Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!) Now that we know that I am here for a damn reason, let's cut to the chase, (WHAT?) let's get down to business (WHAT?) let's get this show on the road (WHAT?). Stone Cold Steve Austin is here on Torture for one thing and one thing only (WHAT?) one prize (WHAT?) one possession (WHAT?) The PWA Championship belt! (the crowd erupts in cheers hearing that) Now if our nice GM would come on down and tell me how............
The lights in the building go out!
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King: WHOO HOO!! NOW HERE'S A REAL MAN TO BE HAPPY ABOUT SEEING!! IT'S CHRIS JERICHO!!!
JR: I have never seen such a cocky and arrogant prick.
A ball flies down a tunnel and then a huge pyro shoots off on the stage as Y2J Chris Jericho is shown standing at the top of the ramp with his arms out as "Break Down the Walls" hits the PA system, he spins and heads down to the ring to some boos from the crowd, he walks to the ring and is talking smack with some fans, he gets even more boos. He walks around and gets a different mic from the timekeeper's table. He stays on the outside of the ring to address Stone Cold.
Y2J Chris Jericho: (crowd is booing very loudly) Now if all you assclowns here in Kansas City would please shut thee hell up, I could say what I have to say!!!!! (crowd boos even louder)
Stone Cold: Hey Chris why don't you step in the ring with me instead of staying out there like a little baby (WHAT?) a coward (WHAT?) a chicken shit (WHAT?) a yellow belly.
Jericho cautiously gets on the apron and then into the ring. He then decides to speak some more.
Y2J: Is this better assclown?! But what I really came out here to say is that you are dead wrong on thinking you deserve to be the PWA Champion (WHAT?) I am the most deserving wrestler on this roster (WHAT?) I am the King of the World!! (WHAT?) SHUT THE HELL UP!!! (WHAT?) (WHAT?) (WHAT?) (WHAT?) (WHAT?) (WHAT?) DAMNIT!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!! MACHO MAN GIMME THE DAMN TITLE!!!! (Austin is cracking up in the ring)
A loud screech is heard over the PA and then it cuts into the familiar of "Hitman" and out onto the stage walks Bret "the Hitman" Hart. He has a mic in hand and stays on stage.
Bret "the Hitman" Hart: I hear all this talk about who "deserves" to be the first PWA Champion, but when you think about it, no one has really earned a shot at that belt. You guys expect to just be handed the belt, I am the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be, if want that belt, you've gotta go through ME!!!
Triple H's old "My Time" theme hits and The Game walks out on the ramp looking pissed off, he goes to Bret and gets up in his face but then gently takes the microphone from him.
Triple H: You all stand here claiming to be the best on this brand, but let me remind you that I have won more titles than any of you have, I am a former 10 time world champion. I am the Game (WHAT?) I am the Cerebral Assassin (WHAT?) and I am that Damn Good! And I am sick of everyone else running their mouths trying to talk their way to MY title!!
Another familiar hum hits and the crowd is getting restless with all these guys coming out.
The hum cuts into "One of a Kind" and "Mr. Tuesday Night" Rob Van Dam makes his way to the ring with a mic in hand.
RVD: There is only one man who deserves that belt and his name is ROB....VAN....DAM!! (crowd chant with him and then cheers)
HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT!!!!!!
The JumboTron shows Torture GM "The Macho Man" Randy Savage sitting back in his office.
Macho Man: Now as much as all of you would love for me to just hand the belt over to you, it's not gonna happen that way. Like Bret said, the guy who holds the belt is gonna have to earn that right. And right here tonight, each of you will have that chance because in a match just signed by, well me, THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, in our main event it will be a six pack challenge to determine the first PWA Champion. That match will feature Stone Cold Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, Bret Hart, Rob Van Dam, Triple H and... a sixth opponent that will be determined by me later in the night, OH YEAH!!!! Now everyone clear out of there, we got a show to run.
Cameras show Jericho with a cocky smile on his face in the ring, the camera shows the face of Bret, HHH and then RVD and then shows the ring where Austin stands right behind Jericho. He taps him on the shoulder and Jericho turns around, kick, STUNNER!!! Austin's music restarts as he calls for a few beers, the others exit and the cameras go to JR and Jerry "the King" Lawler at ringside.
JR: Did you hear that King?? Right here tonight in Kansas City there will be a six pack challenge to determine the first PWA Champion!!!
King: I can't wait JR, it's Stone Cold, Bret Hart, Triple H, Rob Van Dam, Chris Jericho and a mystery opponent! This is gonna be an historic night JR!
JR: Indeed it is, but we need to take a quick commercial break. when we come back we'll have some awesome X-Division action for you all, stick around!
-- Commercial Break --
-- Bell rings --
Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's opening contest is an 8-man X-Division tag team match scheduled for one fall, where the winning team will advance to the next match of the tournament.
OH YEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!
Tony Chimel: Making their way to the ring first, at a combined weight of seven hundred and ninety two pounds, the team of "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt, Kid Kash and Sean Waltman!!
These four get a mixed reaction from the crowd, but Lethal starts spinning the arm in the air and the crowd is getting behind them now. They get to the ring and all get in, they go to four different corners and each one does a different pose.
HAIL SABIN!
HAIL SABIN!
HAIL SABIN!
Tony Chimel: And their opponents, making their way to the ring at a combined weight of seven hundred seventy seven pounds, this is the team of Chris Sabin, Billy Kidman, Yoshihiro Tajiri and Super Crazy!
JR: Should be a high paced match here King, all these men want to move on to the next match in the series for the X-Division title.
King: These guys are crazy JR, you'd never see me doing any of the moves these guys attempt.
Those four slide into the ring and they stand across the ring from the other four and they stare each other down. All eight men charge and start throwing punches wildly, they break off into pairs and the bell rings, Sabin, Tajiri, Crazy and Kidman all take the advantage on their foes, Sabin tosses Sonjay out of the ring! Kidman knocks down X-Pac who rolls to the outside, Tajiri nails a kick to Lethal that sends him to the outside as well!! Super Crazy knocks Kid Kash to the outside, all four are on opposite sides of the ring, Crazy, Tajiri, Sabin and Kidman all run across the ring and simultaneously dive to the outside of the ring taking out all four of their opponents!!!!!! The crowd is up and going crazy, the ref has no clue what's going on, after about nine seconds, Sabin pulls Sonjay up and rolls him into the ring as the other six start to head to their corners.
So we are now officially underway and in the ring is Sabin and Dutt, Sabin has a front facelock applied to Dutt, he walks back into his corner and Billy Kidman tags into the match, Sabin holds the facelock and Kidman leaps over the top rope and comes down with an elbow across the back of the neck of Sonjay Dutt! Sabin releases and exits as Kidman delivers a couple hard stomps to the back of Sonjay's head. Kidman pulls Dutt up and nails him with a European uppercut the sends Sonjay staggering into a neutral corner, Kidman follows him in and whips him across the ring, Kidman charges after, but Sonjay uses the ropes and dives back with a SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY!! Cover.
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Kickout by Kidman!
Sonjay quickly rolls over to his corner and tags in Sean Waltman! Kidman rises and then backs to his corner where Super Crazy decides to tag into the match. These two come to the center of the ring and go to tie up, but Waltman decides not to, he ducks under the attempt and comes back with a high spin kick to the head of Crazy. Sean runs at the ropes and as Crazy rises, Waltman leaps with a running spinning heel kick to the head!! Waltman backs to his corner and tags in Kid Kash. Kash enters the ring and comes at Crazy with three straight kicks to the kidneys! Kash holds his arms out and motions for the crowd to pour it on, but only receives boos. He goes back over to pull Crazy up to his feet, but gets rolled up into a small package!!
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Kickout by Kid Kash!!
Crazy rolls back and tags in the only man on his team yet to get in the ring, Yoshihiro Tajiri!! Tajiri comes in and Kash has rolled up to his feet, Kash looks pissed and charges at Tajiri with a clothesline, but Tajiri ducks under it, Kash turns right into a stiff kick to the side of the head, he receives three more consecutive kicks and decides to roll to the outside of the ring to shake off the cobwebs. He turns back to face the ring, but too late, Tajiri had hit the far ropes and comes back across with a SPINNING SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!! He takes Kash down hard, once these two hit the outside, all hell breaks loose in the ring, as the six others decide to come into the ring at the same time. After about ten seconds of brawling, Kidman, Sabin and Super Crazy were all knocked to the outside, along with Tajiri and Kash. They all rise and as they do, Sean Waltman comes flying over the top with a CORKSCREW PLANCHA!!! HE KNOCKS DOWN ALL FIVE ON THE OUTSIDE, AS THEY RISE AGAIN, SONJAY DUTT COMES RUNNING ACROSS WITH A NO HANDS FLIP DIVE LANDING ON ALL OF THEM!!!!!! LETHAL IS NOW THE ONLY ONE STANDING IN THE RING, HE WALKS AROUND WAVING HIS HAND AROUND AND THE CROWD IS REALLY GETTING BEHIND HIM NOW, HE GOES OVER AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE, EVERYONE STANDS AND HE JUMPS OFF WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH?? VINTAGE MACHO MAN THERE BY BLACK MACHISMO AND IT KNOCKS EVERYONE DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!
"THIS IS AWESOME"
"THIS IS AWESOME"
"THIS IS AWESOME"
"THIS IS AWESOME"
Machismo pulls the legal man Tajiri up to his feet and slides him into the ring, he pulls him up and hooks him, taking him over with a picture perfect vertical suplex. He then points to the top rope and the crowd pops, he heads over and climbs up, he stands on the rope, but Chris Sabin hopped on the apron and shook the rope causing him to crotch himself on the top turnbuckle, he climbs into the ring and Tajiri is up, they go over and it looks like they will go for a double superplex here, no, Sean Waltman and Sonjay Dutt enter the ring and nail a shot to the back of Sabin and Tajiri, they now get underneath them looking for electric chair drops. No time though because Super Crazy and Billy Kidman are close behind they get underneath Waltman and Sonjay and lift them up and CONNECT WITH SIMULTANEOUS POWERBOMBS!! IT'S TOWER OF DOOM!! EVERYONE GOES CRASHING INTO THE RING AND THE CROWD IS GOING BALLISTIC!!
"THIS IS AWESOME"
"THIS IS AWESOME"
"THIS IS AWESOME"
"THIS IS AWESOME"
After about fifteen seconds, Kid Kash, the only guy not involved in that tower of doom now slides into the ring and pulls Tajiri up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut and then positions his head between his legs, he taunts and then hooks his arms up, looking for the Money Maker, but Tajiri spins out of it and SPITS GREEN MIST IN KASH'S EYES!! He then kicks him in the head, Kash turns and staggers right into the CRADLE SHOCK FROM A STANDING SABIN!! Tajiri falls back to his corner where Kidman tags in (he rolled to the corner and stood on the apron after the move) he climbs to the top rope and jumps off and CONNECTS WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO KID KASH!!! COVER!!
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Tony Chimel: Here are your winners in 11:51, the team of Billy Kidman, Chris Sabin, Yoshihiro Tajiri and Super Crazy!!
JR: What a phenomenal display put on by those eight!! They had me at the edge of my seat the whole way.
King: And now next week, it will be the four winners paired off in a tag match and the winners of that match will face at All Out Assault live on pay per view, Tuesday, August 7th!!
JR: Yes indeed, but it looks like Billy Kidman wants the microphone, the stipulation stated that the winner got to pick his partner for the next round.
Kidman is handed a mic as his time is standing in the ring and the other four have started to head towards the back.
Billy Kidman: Since I am the guy that scored the pin, I have the honor of choosing my partner for the match next round, and I have decided to choose none other than, CHRIS SABIN!!
Kidman and Sabin hold their arms in the air, but then turn and have a brief staredown with Tajiri and Super Crazy.
JR: Great pick there by Kidman, he has to know about the history between Crazy and Tajiri, they had their wars back in the old ECW.
King: Yeah, but not only that, Chris Sabin is one of the best young wrestlers to emerge in the X-division of the past five years. He is a great choice as a partner with that alone.
JR: Yeah, but he's also one of the cockiest young guns too, something that I think is a little over the top. But right now let's kick things back to Jeremy Borash where he is with the New Age Outlaws before their tag title qualifying match later tonight.
Cameras go backstage where Borash stands along with The Road Dogg Jesse James and The Bad Ass Billy Gunn.
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time are none other than the New Age Outlaws, who coming up next will compete in a PWA Tag Team Championship qualifying match against Mark Jindrak and Sean OHaire, The Natural Born Thrillaz.
"Road Dogg" Jesse James: Listen here Borash, the New Age Outlaws are thee best team here in the PWA, no questions asked and tonight me, the Road D-O-DOUBLE G and my tag team partner, Mister A DOUBLE CROOKED LETTER will go out to that ring, beat the Natural Born Thrillaz and eventually advance to the tag title match at All Out Assault.
"Bad Ass" Billy Gunn: And if you ain't down with the New Age Outlaws, I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!! (SUCK IT!!!)
Cameras cut to GM Randy Savage's office.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage: Okay guys, now tonight one of you will be going out there and competing for that PWA Championship, and the other one of you will be involved in a #1 Contender's match at our first pay per view on August 7th, All Out Assault. So gentlemen, who's it gonna be?
Cameras turn around to show "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and "The Franchise" Shane Douglas standing there looking at the GM thinking who will take each task.
--- Commercials ---
Cameras return in the office of GM Randy Savage.
Randy Savage: So it's settled, right here tonight it will be Triple H vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Bret Hart vs. Chris Jericho vs. "THE NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR!! in our main event and at All Out Assault, Shane, you will be involved in a PWA title #1 contender's match, sound good to you two?
Flair: WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Cameras cut back to the ring.
"Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes hits and out on the stage walk Sean OHaire and Mark Jindrak to some boos from the crowd.
Tony Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a qualifying match for the tag team championship match, making their way to the ring first from the Power Plant, at a combined weight of five hundred forty seven pounds, Sean O'Haire and Mark Jindrak, The Natural Born Thrillaz!!!
Jindrak and O'Haire are now in the ring, they both pose on opposite turnbuckles and are getting booed by the crowd.
"OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW??"
"YOUR ASS BETTA CALL SOMEBODY!!!"
The New Age Outlaws walk out from the curtains and the crowd is going crazy for them.
Tony Chimel: And their opponents, from Marietta, Georgia, at a combined weight of five hundred and four pounds, "The Road Dogg" Jesse James and Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws.
Road Dogg has been talking smack on the mic, they get to the ring and slide in, the crowd quiets down as their music cuts off. Road Dogg stands in the middle of the ring with a mic.
Jesse James: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages..........
Jindrak and O'Haire bum rush the Outlaws from behind and start laying the boots to them.
Bell rings.
The grab Billy and toss him out of the ring, Jindrak goes to the corner and it looks like O'Haire and the Road Dogg will start this one out. O'Haire pulls the Road Dogg up and lays three stiff punches to his head and then he leaps up and takes him down with a viscous spin kick. Sean now pulls James up and backs him into a neutral corner, he gets down and nails three consecutive shoulders into the gut of James, he then whips him across the ring, Road Dogg hits the corner hard and Sean charges in at him, but the Road Dogg gets an elbow up into his face!! O'Haire staggers out of the corner, James charges at him but right into a picture perfect powerslam! Cover.
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Kickout by the Road Dogg!
O'Haire rolls up to his feet and tags in Jindrak, O'Haire then pulls James up and lifts him up in the air so James head is even with Sean's but off to the side, Jindrak comes off the ropes and leaps way up with a super high dropkick!!! What elevation!! O'Haire exits the ring and Jindrak covers.
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Kickout by the Road Dogg!
Jindrak pulls him up and backs him into his corner, Jindrak nails him with some hard shots and the ref pulls him off, as Jindrak and the ref are arguing in the center of the ring, O'Haire uses the tag rope to choke the Road Dogg, Mr. Ass sees this and gets in the ring to try and stop it, the ref cuts him off and is telling him to go back to his corner, O'Haire gets in the ring and he and Jindrak both hook James, they lift him up and take him down hard with a DOUBLE STALLING BRAINBUSTER!!! Jindrak rolls out of the ring as the ref comes back and sees O'Haire making the cover!
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Kickout by the Road Dogg!
Billy Gunn is now banging the turnbuckle with his hand and the crowd joins in, they are trying to rally behind the Road Dogg who has taken a real beating in this match. O'Haire pulls the Road Dogg up and whips him off the ropes, James comes back right into a big back body drop!! O'Haire tags Jindrak back in, Jindrak pulls James up, no small package!!
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Jindrak barely gets the shoulder up!!
He immediately unloads with kicks to the back and head of the downed Road Dogg, he pulls him up and whips him towards the turnbuckle, reversed, Jindrak runs into the corner but he leaps out with an impressive SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!! NO! James ducked it, Jindrak is up and turns into a left hand, another, another, another, Road Dogg does a little dance and then takes him down with a big right!! Road Dogg hits the ropes and comes across with the SHAKY KNEES KNEE DROP!! He covers!!
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O'Haire runs in and breaks it up!!
Both Jindrak and Road Dogg are down, they are crawling towards their corners, Billy Gunn is fired up and
THEY BOTH MAKE THE TAG!!
Billy Gunn comes in like a house on fire, clothesline to O'Haire, he pops up into another, he pops up into a big hip toss from Billy Gunn!! Jindrak charges but is met with a back body drop!! Jindrak leans on the ropes, the Road Dogg charges and clotheslines him, they both go over the top to the outside!! In the ring, Gunn turns right into a ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE FROM SEAN O'HAIRE!! O'Haire signals for the end and heads to the top rope, he leaps off with the SEANTON BOMB!! NO-- GUNN ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!! O'Haire is leaning over holding his back, Gunn runs at him FAME-ASS-ER!! COVER!!
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Tony Chimel: Here are your winners in 10:13, and advancing to the triple threat match next week, the Road Dogg and Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws!!
Gunn and James celebrate their win in the ring as the Natural Born Thrillaz head back up the ramp.
JR: An impressive win there for the New Age Outlaws, but Jindrak and O'Haire showed us all something in that match too.
King: They are not a team to be taken lightly, they dominated that match and were unfortunate to not come out on top in the end.
JR: But I understand right now, we are going back to the back where Chris Jericho has requested some camera time.
Cameras cut back and show Chris Jericho who is taping up his wrists, he looks right into the camera.
Chris Jericho: Tonight, I set foot in that ring with five other men to once again fulfill my destiny and become the King....of the World. And in order to do that, I have to beat a 100 year old fossil, a pot head, a guy who says he's "The Game" whatever the hell that means, a beer drinking redneck assclown!! and some guy who claims to be the best there is, was or ever will be. But one thing that none of them are is the Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla!! And after I defeat them all tonight and win the PWA Championship, you idiots will never.....EEEEEEEEEVER have another champ a-gain.
Cameras cut to a video.
"He is here with a mission"
Shows a guy in the desert with the sun overhead.
"He will destroy anyone that steps in his path"
He is shown slamming someone.
"His name is...
The Great
Muhammed
Hassan"
Video ends showing him with his arms crossed wearing a turban with the words "coming to PWA Torture" on the screen.
--- Commercials ---
Cameras return showing Jeremy Borash backstage with a microphone.
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time, Rick and Scott, the Steiner Brothers!! (Cameras pan over to show them) coming up next, the two of you will face the Naturals in a qualifying match for the tag titles, what are your thoughts on this?
Borash holds the mic up for them to speak, but neither does, they just stare over the top of Borash, cameras pan out and show the Dudley Boyz in the picture!! The two teams come face to face.
Buh-Buh Dudley: Good luck out there tonight fellas, hope to see ya next week.
Scott Steiner: You are the ones who are gonna need the luck.
The two teams stare down before the Steiners walk off because their match is about to start.
JR: Getting a little heated back there huh King??
King: Well it's gonna have to be that way, we have a very competitive tag team division here on PWA Torture.
JR: And we will showcase more fine tag talent here as the Steiner Brothers will take on the Naturals.
The old Brood music from 1999 WWF hits and a ring of fire lights on the stage, from below rises Andy Douglas, Chase Stevens and Gangrel from below the stage, they walk out and this looks like a darker side of the Naturals.
JR: I had heard earlier that Gangrel had found a new team to take under his wing and now we see that it is the Naturals.
Tony Chimel: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, making their way to the ring first, being accompanied to the ring by Gangrel, at a combined weight of four hundred forty pounds, Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens, The Natural Brood!!
They enter the ring and Gangrel drinks blood from his glass on the steps, they both go to corners and pose to a mixed reaction from the crowd. They hop down and await their opponents.
Dogs barking over the PA is heard and then that cuts into "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses, and out walk Rick and Scott Steiner to a big ovation from the crowd.
Tony Chimel: And their opponents, from Detroit, Michigan at a combined weight of five hundred sixty nine pounds, they are Scott and Rick, THE STEINER BROTHERS!!
They slide into the ring now and are getting a big ovation from this crowd, Andy and Chase exited and are talking strategy with Gangrel on the outside. The Steiners hop down from the ropes and stand in the middle of the ring they remove their accessories and look to be ready. They look out and see the Naturals still discussing, they go out to the outside of the ring, each grabs a Natural and slides him into the ring. They slide in also, the bell rings!
The Steiners start wailing away at the Natural Brood, Scott on Andy and Rick on Chase, Scott lifts Andy up and press slams him in the ring, Rick nails a twisting belly to belly suplex on Chase! Andy rolls up into a back body drop by Scott, he rolls up again into a clothesline from Rick!! They pull Chase up and hook him and take him over with a double suplex! Scott covers Chase!!
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Scott gets off and does push ups taunting Chase in the process.
Andy is back up and charges at Rick, but is planted with a SPINEBUSTER!! Scott is up to the middle rope, he jumps off with a front elbow drop across the head of Chase Stevens!! Rick and Scott look at their two downed competitors and start barking to the audience, who start barking back. Scott grabs Andy Douglas and applies the Steiner Recliner, Rick grabs Chase Stevens and applies a Boston Crab!!!
After twenty seconds both members of the Natural Brood tap out!!!
Tony Chimel: Here are your winners by submission in 1:37, and advancing to the triple threat match next week, Rick and Scott, THE STEINER BROTHERS!!
JR: That one was over before it started King!
King: Yeah, those Steiners really took the Natural Brood to school, I thought that would be a lot more competitive.
JR: I guess the Natural Brood has a lot to learn yet. But still to come tonight we have the third tag team match between the Dudley Boyz and the World's Greatest Tag Team!!
King: And don't forget about our huge main event for the evening, that six pack challenge for the PWA Championship!!
JR: And right now, one of the competitors is ready to tell us about that match, let's go to the back with "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair!!
Cameras cut backstage where Ric Flair is laid out on the ground in a pool of his own blood. What happened???
--- Commercials ---
We cut back to the back where Randy Savage is with Ric Flair as he is being loaded into an ambulance. Randy Savage looks pissed and looks into the camera.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage: I don't know who did this, but they will reveal themselves, because later tonight I am entering you into the six pack challenge in his place!!!
Cameras cut to a backstage interview area and show Jeremy Borash standing there with a mic.
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, joining me at this time, he is the Cerebral Assassin, TRIPLE H!! (Camera shows HHH) Now Hunter, later tonight you step in the ring with five of PWA Torture's finest in a six pack challenge for the PWA Championship, what are your thoughts going into this huge match?
Triple H: Well, JB those other guys may be fine but if you want to see the finest, look no further than Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Tonight those other guys don't even know what they are getting themselves into, I will walk in that ring, beat their asses and walk out with the PWA Championship around my waist because I am the Game and I am that damn good!!!
(As Triple H starts to walk off the screen, he stops and the cameras pan over and show
THE OLD MASKED KANE!!!
Triple H looks up at him and then walks off, Kane watches Triple H as he walks off.
JR: What the hell is Kane doing here!!??? He isn't scheduled for tonight!!
King: Maybe he's the guy that laid out Ric Flair earlier!!
JR: That Kane is a sick demonic monster!!
King: But enough about that, we have more tag team action for everyone, its the Dudleyz and the Worlds Greatest Tag Team, right now!!
The World's Greatest Theme Music hits and out to the ring walk Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas is gold singlets.
Tony Chimel: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, making their way to the ring first, at a combined weight of four hundred seventy nine pounds, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, the World's Greatest Tag Team!!
The WGTT bounces around in the ring and really look ready to go here in this matchup.
A loud screech is heard and then three pyros drop from the ceiling down to the top of the ramp, the last one explodes big time and the music blasts "Turn the Tables" by Saliva as Buh-Buh Ray and D-Von come out onto the ramp.
Tony Chimel: And their opponents, from Dudleyville, at a combined weight of six hundred three pounds, Buh-Buh Ray and D-Von, the Dudley Boyz!!!
They walk to the ring with their arms up in the 3-D symbol. They slide into the ring and both pose to some decent cheers from the crowd, they go to their corner and talk strategy as do Shelton and Haas.
Shelton and D-Von come to the center of the ring and it looks like we will have our first proper start of the night. The bell rings as both teams appear to be ready to go here.
Shelton and D-Von come to the center of the ring and lock up, D-Von has a power advantage and starts to back Shelton to a neutral corner, but Shelton slips out and behind D-Von with a rear waistlock. D-Von misses with two elbows trying to break the grip, Shelton drops down spins and knocks D-Von's legs out from under him, as soon as D-Von hits the mat, Shelton applies a side headlock! After ten seconds, D-Von is up to his feet and backs Shelton to the ropes, D-Von uses his power to push him off and whip him across the ring, Shelton comes back off with a shoulder block, BUT D-VON DOESN'T EVEN BUDGE!! Shelton looks stunned, he hits the ropes again and comes with another, STILL NO BUDGE!! D-Von hits the ropes and comes at Shelton, but Shelton leaps up and connects with a leg lariat!! He rolls over and tags in Charlie Haas! Haas hops over the ropes and into the ring, he pulls D-Von up to his knees and applies a front facelock, D-Von quickly gets to his feet and drives Haas back into his corner, where Buh-Buh tags into the match.
Haas breaks the hold and scurries back to the center of the ring, getting out of the hostile corner, Buh-Buh enters the ring and heads towards Haas, Haas steps to him and brings him down with a drop toe hold! Nice little move there, he then jumps on Buh-Buh's back and applies a rear choke hold, Buh-Buh rises to his feet and then reaches back and pulls Haas off with a slam to the mat, he rolls up and turns into a clothesline from Buh-Buh, Haas rolls to his feet again and this time he is taken up and over with a big back body drop!! Buh-Buh goes over and tags in D-Von, Buh-Buh pulls Haas up to his feet and takes him back down with a scoop slam and then points up, D-Von goes to the top rope! (WHASSSUP??) D-Von leaps off with a diving headbutt right in the testicles of Haas!!!!! D-Von now stands and starts spinning, Shelton charges, but is tossed over the top to the outside by Buh-Buh!! D-Von makes a cross in the air with his arm and then Buh-Buh smacks him on the chest "D-VON!!!!!!! GET THE TABLES!!!!" D-Von goes to the outside and pulls a table out from under the ring, Buh-Buh joins him and they set it up on the outside by the entrance ramp, as they go around to the opposite side of the ring, Charlie Haas runs and leaps to the outside taking out the Dudleyz with a suicide dive!!!!! Shelton is back up and walks over to the wreckage and pulls Buh-Buh up to his feet and slides him in the ring, Shelton slides in and makes the cover!
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Buh-Buh kicks out!!
On the outside, Haas has D-Von and takes him over to the table, Haas beats down on D-Von on the outside, in the ring, Shelton pulls Buh-Buh up and backs him into a corner, he nails a couple shoulders to Buh-Buh's gut, Shelton runs to the opposite corner and then comes back with a head of steam and leaps and CONENCTS WITH A HUGE SPLASH IN THE CORNER!! Buh-Buh drops to his ass and rolls out of the ring, the ref goes out because it looks like Buh-Buh landed funny on that one. Shelton then turns his attention to Haas and D-Von, he yells something to Haas and Haas pulls D-Von up and positions D-Von so that his legs rest on Charlie's shoulders and his head and body are on the table on the outside. In the ring, Shelton leaps up to the top rope and then leaps off with a HUGE SEATED SPLASH ONTO D-VON FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! Haas pulls D-Von out of the wreckage and slides him into the ring, he yells for the ref to come in, he does and Haas makes the cover!
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Buh-Buh Ray dives in and makes the save!!!!
Haas is up and puts the boots to Buh-Buh, but he fights up to his feet and so does D-Von, Buh-Buh whips Haas across the ropes and D-Von takes him down with a spinning shoulder tackle!! Buh-Buh goes to the ropes and looks like he will attempt a Senton Bomb, but Shelton runs in the ring and to the corner, HE LEAPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE FROM THE MAT! He nails Buh-Buh with a couple punches, but then D-Von comes up and knocks Shelton's legs from under him, Buh-Buh then grabs Shelton and positions him for a powerbomb, Buh-Buh leaps off and nails a SUPER POWERBOMB TO SHELTON ONTO HAAS!! Shelton staggers up to his feet and turns right into 3-D!!! Cover!!
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Tony Chimel: Here are your winners in 11:18, and advancing to the triple threat match next week, Buh-Buh Ray and D-Von, THE DUDLEY BOYZ!!!
JR: What a big time win there for the Dudley Boyz!! That sets up a huge triple threat match next week!
King: Three of the best teams to ever set foot in the ring all in there at the same time!
JR: The Steiners, The Dudleyz and the New Age Outlaws!! What a match that will be!!
King: And speaking of great matches, coming up next is our main event!!
JR: Six pack challenge for the PWA Championship!! Don't go anywhere!!
Main Event in next post.
