""The Diary of Jane"" hits with a video before the camera pans out into the Cobra Pit.
Scotty:Ladies and Gentlemen,this is EAW Collision Course!
Palmer:Yes it is,and tonight it's a Fatal-Four Way match to decide our first ever Hardcore Champion as Youth Suicide takes on Justin Credible,Kid Cocky Kash,and Ruckus.Not to mention a Texas Death Match for a shot at the DOA Division Title as its Kidman vs. Air Paris.
Scotty:And Tag Team Ladder action as Filth and the Fury take on Hollywood Honey Chasers and The Naturals with the innagural Tag Team Titles on the Line.
K-Kwik's ""Gettin Rowdy"" hits and K-Kwik runs out to a huge pop,screaming and dancing.Then an original song called ""Tornado Warning"" hits and Human Tornado comes out to boos across the arena and gets into the ring.
Match 1:Human Tornado vs. K-Kwik
Kwik locks up with Tornado.Tornado goes for a fist but Kwik reverses it into a suplex and gets a legdrop hit.He then goes for a steel chair and hits Tornado with it.He then goes for a Whisper in the wind but misses.Tornado hits an engizuri and gets a two-count.Tornado then hits a standing moonsault and then goes for an olympic slam but in mid-air Kwik drops down and hits a dropkick to the back.Kwik then goes for a neckbreaker and connects.He only gets a two-count.He then goes for a table and sets it up on the out side.He Then trys to slam Tornado through the table but Tornado reverses and and goes for a stroke on the outside and connects.He then hits a corkscrew moonsault off of the top rope but still only gets two.
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When we come back Tornado and Kwik are both laying out in the middle of the ring because of a double headbutt but they are both getting up.Kwik hits a snap suplex and brainbuster and gets a two-count.Kwik connects a swinging neckbreaker.He then goes for a samoan drop but it gets reversed into a neckbreaker and Tornado then hits a backbody drop through the table on Kwik and then hits a high-flying crossbody over the top rope.He then rolls
Kwik into the ring and poses but Kwik hits a low blow.But Tornado has BALLS OF STEEL!It dosen't affect him.Tornado then hit a spinning wheel kick for the 1-2-3.
Scotty:Oh My God!What an amazing match-up Tornado just won!
Palmer:Oh Crap,What A Match-Up!That was a great match-up
Backstage
anielson:Congratulations on winning a title shot,Gangrel.
Gangrel says nothing and walks away.
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A sinister rap-like theme music entitled ""BloodBath"" blares into the arena Gangrel rises up through a ring of fire with a chalice of blood in hand which he drinks and spits out.He makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic.
Gangrel:Tuesday on Attitude I won a battle royale and now I am #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Campionship.And Bryan Danielson,I WILL beat you for your world title and then give you a BLOODBATH!
He drops the microphone and leaves the ring.
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As we come back Ring Annoucer Malia Hosaka has the mic and says ""Will everybody please rise and have a moment of silence for the recently departed John Kronus"" and then a music video of Kronus is shown with ""Hard Habit to Break"" by Chicago playing.It ends with a In Loving Memory of Jhon Kronus showing.As we return to the ring The Naturals and The Filth and the Fury are standing in ring.The Hollywood Honey Chasers then enter the ring and the match starts.
Match 2:Triple Threat Tag Title Ladder Match
All six men start brawling in the ring.Cross and Hart hit a double-dropkick on Stevens.Douglas then starts hitting both members of the Filth and the Fury while Parisi and Mercury get a ladder and set it up in the ring and climb it but get knocked off of it.Hart then sets up the ladder and climbs it but Douglas and Stevens drags Hart of and hits a double-suplex.Cross hits a missle dropkick off the ladder onto both opponets who took out his partner.He then climbs the ladder but gets stopped by Parisi who hits a russian leg sweep off the top of the ladder.
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When we come back a table has been set up in the ring.Cross hits Stevens with a stop sign,Hart hits Douglas with a trash can lid and then gets DDT'ed on a trash can by the H.H.C's.Parisi and Mercury start to climb a second ladder brought into the ring during the break.But Stevens and Douglas knock them both off the ladder through the table.But The Filth and the Fury have steel chairs and knock The Naturals out cold.They then climb the ladder and grab the belts to win.
Scotty:Hart and M-Dogg win!The Filth and the Fury win the new Tag Team Titles!
Backstage:Chris Hero:On Attitude,we issued an open challenge to any promotions wrestler to face our World Champion and no one has answered and we want someone to answer soon!
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As we come back Air Paris and Billy Kidman are in the ring.
Match 3:Air Paris vs.Billy Kidman:Texas Death Match:#1 contenders match
Paris hits a kick to the gut and rocker dropper.He then gets a Singapore Cane and cracks Kidman in the head with it.He does this four more times and then hits a DDT and Swanton Bomb.He gets a three-count.The ref starts a ten-count but only makes it to seven before Kidman makes it up.Paris then goes for a clothesline but misses and gets hit with a superkick and a three-count.Paris makes it up on a 6-count.
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A steel chair meets Kidman's head and a three-count ensues.Kidman makes up at the 8-count and gets hit with a missle dropkick by Paris.Paris then gets a 3-count followed by a 9-count before Kidman makes it up.Kidman then hits a polish hammer and a Full-Nelson Slam before connecting with a flying legdrop and 3-count.While Kidman gets a steel chain and table,the ref counts to nine before Paris makes it up.Kidman than punches Paris with the steel chain then gives him a spinning wheel kick and Paris falls back on the table and Paris then gets Frog Splashed through the table by Kidman.Kidman covers Paris for the three-count and the referee counts to ten while Kidman picks up the win.
Scotty:Kidman just won!Kidman just won!
Palmer:What an amazing match-up!
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As we come back Ruckus and Justin Credible are are in the ring.
""Cocky"" by Kid Rock hits as Kid Cocky Kash makes his way to the ring.""Bodies"" blares into the arena as Youth Suicide comes to the ring.
Match 4:Fatal-Four Way Elimination match for Hardcore Title
Kash hits Credible with left and rights while Ruckus and Suicide take each other out of the ring and brawl up the enterance ramp.Kash hits a backbreaker and a reverse suplex and gets a two-count.Ruckus gets a near fall on the ramp after a reverse DDT.Kash gets a musclebuster from Credible and Credible hits a Thats Incredible but only gets a 2 and a half count.Ruckus hits a kneebreaker on Suicide and then finds a steel chair under the ring and hits credible with it.He then covers Credible 1-2-3.
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As we come back Kash hit a suicide plancha on Ruckus and Suicide on the outside.He then sets up a table and puts Ruckus through it but only gets a two-count.Youth Suicide then hits Ruckus over the head with a sheet of glass and pins 1-2-3.Kash meanwhile gets a barbed wire baseball bat and a razorwire board from under the ring.Kash trys to hit Suicide with the baseball bat but misses and Suicide then hits a suplex on Kash but only gets two.Suicide then trys to hit Kash with the bat but Kash ducks,hits a superkick,and then hits Suicide with the bat and then irish whips him into a corner.He then charges Sucide into the corner three times and sets up the Razorwire Board in the corner and then Kash dropkicks Suicide into the board and covers him one-two-three.
Palmer:Kash won!He did it!He did it!
Scotty:Well that's all for this week,see you on Attitude!
The show goes of the air.
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