The Cartoon Era Today

[Y 2 Jake]

In the good old days wrestling was just a hobby for all the full time mounties, clowns, millionaires, preachers, undertakers, ugandan savages & tax men. WWE need to look in different fields and bring in some part time wrestlers again.

What exactly is a Dolph Ziggler? With that blonde hair he should be a milkman. Instant cult status. Any other suggestions?

 

[Slyfox696]

I think an abortion doctor would go over real well these days. Or a Ku Klux Klan member. Instant heat.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't see any reason why WWE shouldn't do that. Or just give Kofi Kingston a middle name beginning with K should work.

 

[hotwater10]

KKK FTW! or a Women Prostitute Diva.

 

[Miko]

KKK FTW! or a Women Prostitute Diva.

Ashley Massaro?

 

[Crush1]

You can blame Vince Mcmahon for this. Then again the man took his promotion as a normal wrestling show, then a golden era, afterwards the attidude era, then a fucking boring 5 years of pro wrestling and now the PG era. Gotta give good o'll Vince some credit here.

 

[OIL]

They should do it for the Divas. It'll stop them being generic.

 

[Lee]

A bus driver would be funny.

 

[Slyfox696]

A bus driver would be funny.

"The wheels on the bus go 'thump', thump', thump', all over your skull. Toot toot!"

 

[Slowdude]

How about a lazy wrestler. Some guy who walks out then half way through a match goes, aww fuck it, this is to much work and walks off.

Great role model for the kiddies there

 

[Danmen001]

"The wheels on the bus go 'thump', thump', thump', all over your skull. Toot toot!"

I thought trains were the ones that went toot toot?

On a related note, they should bring in someone with the gimmick of the Fat Controller.

 

[Slyfox696]

I thought trains were the ones that went toot toot?

So do Tugboats apparently, but who really gives a fuck?

On a related note, they should bring in someone with the gimmick of the Fat Controller.

Better than that, they should have someone play the gimmick of an IWC message board poster.

That'd rule.

 

[agentmichaelscarn]

Better than that, they should have someone play the gimmick of an IWC message board poster.

lol that would be hilarious. You would have to expect him to do a run in during every Cena match. They could set up a nice feud between the two.

 

[Lee]

That would be awesome, he could feud with Disco Inferno.