The Cage Dwellers thread

[The Dewbliners]

Why would Sly shut this one down? It's not an (Official) thread, and we are discussing more than Young Doc.

BTW, how'd you like the Newport the other night, bro? Did ya go to Hofbrauhaus?

 

[The Doctor]

People want to talk to Doc, so why close threads where people are willingly posting?

And is your friend Helen the Lesbian Decepticon you were speaking of in the thread that shouldn't have been closed, or is this a different Ladyfriend?

No, Ky is the Lesbian Decepticon. Helen is someone I knew in my senior year in high school. She still goes to that high school. We're going to its homecoming together, basically just so we can dress weirdly for the lulz.

 

[The Doctor]

Why would Sly shut this one down? It's not an (Official) thread, and we are discussing more than Young Doc.

BTW, how'd you like the Newport the other night, bro? Did ya go to Hofbrauhaus?

No, I went to Southgate House. The Neon Indian concert was AMAZING, very active, very fun, and very loud. I felt so sick afterwards and my calves still hurt from dancing so much, but it was worth it.

 

[Stormtrooper]

No, Ky is the Lesbian Decepticon. Helen is someone I knew in my senior year in high school. She still goes to that high school. We're going to its homecoming together, basically just so we can dress weirdly for the lulz.

ahh. So Helen is someone with similar interests you're trying to get with by going to homecoming together. Smart plan (unless you're not trying to get with her, then whatever, have fun).

And this should be renamed: The Doctors NEW office. But don't put [official], because then it will be closed for some reason that makes no sense, when a bunch of less deserving people have less interesting official pages.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

LOL @ a page or two ago.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Fucks sake.

 

[The Doctor]

ahh. So Helen is someone with similar interests you're trying to get with by going to homecoming together. Smart plan (unless you're not trying to get with her, then whatever, have fun).

Yeah I'm definitely not trying to get with her. Just friends.

I'm going to have to continue my hunt for a girl today, though it'll be cut short because I have to go home to get my thyroid medicine and play Majora's Mask.

Speaking of videogames, AJ Lee just tweeted her new gamertag (AJLeeNXT) and her email ([email protected]). You can't say she doesn't keep her promises.

 

[D-Man]

I'm going to have to continue my hunt for a girl today, though it'll be cut short because I have to go home to get my thyroid medicine and play Majora's Mask.

I can't even COUNT how many things are wrong with this statement. Are you serious??!?

 

[Slyfox696]

Yankees vs. Rangers, Giants vs. Phillies


Should be a good set of LCS games.

 

[D-Man]

Nice thread-name change, Sly.

And yes, should be a great series.

 

[The Doctor]

I can't even COUNT how many things are wrong with this statement. Are you serious??!?

Why, whatever could you mean?

 

[D-Man]

Why, whatever could you mean?

How about this...

"Hmmm... Majora's Mask or vagina? Whichever will I choose? I go with Majora's Mask."

Dude, you need help.

 

[The Doctor]

Dude, there's plenty of time for me to be chasing girls. You need to balance out all the things you enjoy in life. Anyway, my brother is visiting and I want to see him.

 

[Slyfox696]

Nice thread-name change, Sly.

And yes, should be a great series.

Thanks.

As anyone who has ever asked me knows, I HATE the Yankees. But I don't see any way they don't win their series. The Rangers have traditionally turned tail and hid at the sight of Yankee pinstripes. Cliff Lee can't be used until Game 3, and the Yanks rotation is set up nicely.

On the NL side, it's going to be a HECK of a game. Tim Lincecum vs. Roy Halladay should be a pitching matchup for the ages.

 

[Macca]

Dude, there's plenty of time for me to be chasing girls. You need to balance out all the things you enjoy in life. Anyway, my brother is visiting and I want to see him.

Why, is he bringing pussy with him?

I don't have a brother, but I know that if I did, him not bringing poonani over when he visits would make him dead to me.

Glad my sister has no problem sharing her friends.

 

[Via Armbar]

Dude, there's plenty of time for me to be chasing girls. You need to balance out all the things you enjoy in life. Anyway, my brother is visiting and I want to see him.

you're absolutely right Doc and I'm not being sarcastic. There's going to be some macho men in here telling you to worry about nothing but pussy but for fucks sake don't let it lead your damn life. Either they don't get enough of it or want to sound manly.

I'm sure NorCal will agree that as great as vag is, sometimes you want to say fuck it, kick back with a pizza and play video games.

 

[Macca]

DISREGARD MY LAST POST, MY PRIORITES ARE WAY OFF IN THIS SITUATION. POOTANG>EVERYTHING.

Phew, was gonna have to ask you to hand your man card back in Armbar.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'm more than likely a virgin or have had sex very few times with less than attractive girls, thus putting such importance on my mostly unused penis. I also understand that the people who aren't talking about it constantly are the people that are actually getting ass and are allowed to go about their day.

I'm understanding of your situation Macca, I really am.

 

[Macca]

While I come on these here forums and say that because I own a restaurant bitches be jumping on my dick like Kobe be jumping on white wimmen, I secretly am ridden with jealously for I know I will never have more sexual escapedes with beautiful women then Macca. Also, my restaurant is actually called Olive Garden and I don't own it, I wash dishes there with Justin Credible. Sigh.

Ah Armbar. You and your tall tales.

 

[Via Armbar]

WRONG.




Just Credible waits tables.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Great, this thread has gone from awesome to another thread full of Doc saying "I did something today that only a complete virgin would do, why am I a virgin?"

Fucks sake.

 

[Via Armbar]

Well that's what it started off as Luther. So full circle I guess.

 

[Macca]

I have a secret, in real life I sound just like legendary Chicago Cubs announcer Harry Caray. This is the only place people will accept me because they don't hear me speak.

Also, Macca is so very sexiful, I want him to have my last Rolo <3.

Well, I don't mind a Rolo here or there Luther.

 

[Via Armbar]

You're killing it Macca.

Very very fast.

 

[D-Man]

Dude, there's plenty of time for me to be chasing girls. You need to balance out all the things you enjoy in life. Anyway, my brother is visiting and I want to see him.

This is why you're a virgin.

Thanks.

As anyone who has ever asked me knows, I HATE the Yankees. But I don't see any way they don't win their series. The Rangers have traditionally turned tail and hid at the sight of Yankee pinstripes. Cliff Lee can't be used until Game 3, and the Yanks rotation is set up nicely.

On the NL side, it's going to be a HECK of a game. Tim Lincecum vs. Roy Halladay should be a pitching matchup for the ages.

I'll be following it all closely. Yanks should definitely get to the WS. But they've dropped the ball before...

Great, this thread has gone from awesome to another thread full of Doc saying "I did something today that only a complete virgin would do, why am I a virgin?"

Fucks sake.