The Best "The Best "The Best" Thread" Thread

[Coco]

Poll forthcoming for her pleasure.

 

[JGlass]

I picked this thread because it creates a paradox.

 

[Coco]

Horse shit it does.

 

[Theo Mays]

This thread hurts my drunk head. So many choices, so little time!!!

Someone please puck for me.

 

[JGlass]

This thread hurts my drunk head. So many choices, so little time!!!

Someone please puck for me.

 

[Coco]

I maintain that this only becomes a paradox if we actually turn this into the best thread for discussion of Best Of threads. Otherwise, we're just jerking each other off. Get crackin', fellas. Show me a paradox.

 

[JGlass]

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? I found a painting of them where they have belly buttons, but I'm afraid to post it because Eve's boobies are hanging out.

 

[JGlass]

Of course, if it was Eve Torres I'd say fuck it and post it anyway, because that sort of glory needs to be shared with the world, but I fear no picture is in existence.

 

[Tastycles]

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? I found a painting of them where they have belly buttons, but I'm afraid to post it because Eve's boobies are hanging out.

Censor it in paint.

 

[Coco]

It's a painting. If we can have the emoticon, we can have that. Also, IDR posted a video of a monkey *********ing once. No consequences. Mods can get away with soft porn and bestiality videos.

 

[JGlass]

Censor it in paint.

I have a mac, no paint

 

[Tastycles]

I have a mac, no paint

I decided to do it in the style of Lads mags. No doubt this will be lost on my American audience.

 

[JGlass]

Motherfuckers still have bellybuttons.

 

[Coco]

Man: Created in God's image and more appetizing than deer meat to a lion.

 

[Tastycles]

Nice to see that there's enough time to shave your pubes in the Garden of Eden.

 

[JGlass]

Adam should use less time shaving his pubes and more time hitting the gym. That explains why Eve is hanging around that snake so much.

 

[Tastycles]

The lion is clearly an ass man.

 

[Coco]

He looks like ripe for angry barbarian sex. Either that or rape. Maybe something in-between those points. I'm sure I've seen it on Game Of Thrones.

 

[JGlass]

Knaves, the lion is clearly God watching angrily as Adam and Eve eat the fruit. The stag is clearly satan, the horns are a dead give away. The snake is that dude Eve has been spending a lot of time with lately, but Adam is pretty sure he's gay. Have you heard his lisp?

 

[Coco]

Yeah, Knaves. That's the Game Of Thrones character I'm thinking of.

 

[JGlass]

I should start an art appreciation thread just so I can educate the unwashed masses of the cage.

 

[Theo Mays]

Adam doesnt seem to be packing much heat in that picture.

 

[Tastycles]

I don't know, I'm pretty sure the moose is gay. He's staring at what would be Adam's hairy sack and crack combo. Would be, but I imagine he's shaved that too.

 

[JGlass]

I don't know, I'm pretty sure the moose is gay. He's staring at what would be Adam's hairy sack and crack combo. Would be, but I imagine he's shaved that too.

Further proof that it's Satan.

 

[Sparky]

This thread hurts my drunk head. So many choices, so little time!!!

Someone please puck for me.

Further proof that it's Satan.

I'm not allowed to access that website. :/