The Battle Rap Thread of Losing Your Dignity to a Beat

[Uncle Sam]

Someone's watched 8 Mile one too many times.

 

[Shock]

Yo, Mark-Ass Bitch
You know you're already dead
And it's because of me
You made the battle rap thread

You're a stupid little shit
You won't leave us alone
So just go get a life
Why don't you just go home?

How old are you man?
You obviously got nothing betta
To do than go on a forum
It's not like you're making chedda

Why'd you have to challenge me
To a damn rap battle?
Because you know I'll just beat you
I'll make you shake, roll, rattle

You're hated here man
It couldn't be much worse
You want somewhere where people'll like you?
Go to the WWE Universe

I'd love to get rid of you
Because you think you're so cool
But you Mark-Ass Bitch,
You're just a little fool


Word. I'm done with you bitch.

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

M.A.B. got PWNED again!

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXlJ9G1Edrg

Yeah, youre favorite wrestler got PWNED!

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

Yo, Mark-Ass Bitch
You know you're already dead
And it's because of me
You made the battle rap thread

You're a stupid little shit
You won't leave us alone
So just go get a life
Why don't you just go home?

How old are you man?
You obviously got nothing betta
To do than go on a forum
It's not like you're making chedda

Why'd you have to challenge me
To a damn rap battle?
Because you know I'll just beat you
I'll make you shake, roll, rattle

You're hated here man
It couldn't be much worse
You want somewhere where people'll like you?
Go to the WWE Universe

I'd love to get rid of you
Because you think you're so cool
But you Mark-Ass Bitch,
You're just a little fool


Word. I'm done with you bitch.

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaYYw511_wE

Haha take that Santino mark

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

Did he just make a thread called The battle rap thread, for you losers, then post in it? Damn this prisoner is stupid.

Shut up ho, no one was talkin to you.

But for the record: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tiiu_p9THA

haha

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

That was a lame rap.

And this was a lame move: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_IqvA-uJAc

PWNED

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

Someone's watched 8 Mile one too many times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-pgX1NstvM

^^ Haha, your favorite wrestler gets PWNED

 

[Shock]

Wow. You went on Youtube and searched those videos. Wow. You didn't prove anything except that you have no life.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Shut up ho, no one was talkin to you.

But for the record: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tiiu_p9THA

haha

Haha?

 

[Fizzy]

Shut up ho, no one was talkin to you.

But for the record: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tiiu_p9THA

haha

You spelled hoe wrong.

 

[TheRealLionheart089]

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXlJ9G1Edrg

Yeah, youre favorite wrestler got PWNED!

Ok....I just watched Johnny Nitro get speared by Edge.

How does that affect me?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I can't find a YouTube video that says "you're a cunt". Damn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

 

[Miko]

what! we get to battle-rap in here like for real?

My street cred's gonna go through the roof when I tell everyone I had a battle-rap on an internet forum.

 

[Fizzy]

Hehe that was a good one i will admit Miko.

And umm Mark ass bitch you still spelled hoe wrong. Just sayin.

 

[Harthan]

Could have rapped something, but this gets to the point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0hPeYS0n_s&feature=related

 

[Uncle Sam]

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[Fizzy]

[youtube]s3HN_MgVYhc&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[Hyorinmaru]

All you SOB's that have been talkin shit.
Well Im going to do what I do best...battle rap.

And I'll take on any of you mother fuckers that wanna verbally go at it.



So whos the first victim?

 

[Uncle Sam]

[youtube]mPgI-7hTZkQ[/youtube]

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

Hehe that was a good one i will admit Miko.

And umm Mark ass bitch you still spelled hoe wrong. Just sayin.

Oh Im sorry.
Lemme spell "hoe" the right way: t-r-i-p-l-e-h-1-2.

Im just sayin.

 

[Shock]

*comes up in a bubble*

Mark-Ass Bitch. He's a mark-ass bitch. I'm just sayin'.

 

[Doody-ka-ka]

Oh Im sorry.
Lemme spell "hoe" the right way: t-r-i-p-l-e-h-1-2.

Im just sayin.

So this is tripleh12? Damn, that's why you're so angry. It was obviously him who chopped off you manhood.

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

*comes up in a bubble*

Mark-Ass Bitch. He's a mark-ass bitch. I'm just sayin'.

Santino Marella sucks and has probably has like a 12-109 win loss record in WWE.



Im just sayin.

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

So this is tripleh12? Damn, that's why you're so angry. It was obviously him who chopped off you manhood.

Someone on this forum edited my post to make it say "I lost my penis" and you know it.
BITCH!

 

[Dewey Coxx]

Hi Mark ass bitch