The Back of the Bus

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Inspired by the leniency of the cage, I thought I would create a hangout spot for Real Life Blacks, and E-******s alike. A place to discuss the important things in life like Popeye's > KFC, which happens to be a fact.

Now, I'm no real life black, but I do enjoy playing one on the internet from time to time. So please come and join me in discussing all things relevant to black people.

What do you call a white lesbain couple with a yeast infection?

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Cheese and Crackers

an inspirational tune about escaping salvery in the 30's.

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[DirtyJosé]

Is this like an "Ask a black dude" thread then?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

more along the lines of the "Ask a Ninja" thread I think.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Is this like an "Ask a black dude" thread then?

Definitely acceptable in the thread.

A place to debunk stereotypes, and inevitably add to them.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

You're not black?!?!

 

[Super Hans]

He is like Robert Downey Jr Black.Right SSC?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

He is like Robert Downey Jr Black.Right SSC?

I do wear a good blackface.

 

[DirtyJosé]

So why is Popeyes better than KFC?

That Double Down is pretty hot.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Meh. If we are talking straight chicken, Popeye's just has the superior bird, they don't try and grill you some healthy chicken, they maximize the flavor and the spices. Their fries and mashed potato's are better too imo. Though I prefer KFC mac n' cheese, as well as the famous bowl, and popcorn chicken whenever that comes around.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Popeye>Colonel Sanders

Popeye's Chicken>Kentucky Fried Chicken

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Popeye>Colonel Sanders

Popeye's Chicken>Kentucky Fried Chicken

They agree

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[DirtyJosé]

Do black people really watch BET?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

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Popeye's chicken is the shiznit.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Do black people really watch BET?

No white people do to keep up on what's cool nowadays.

 

[thrilla11]

Ahhh a black person thread.

Fact:There are three types of black people. *****s, ******s and black people.

Fact: Black people and *****s hate ******s.

Fact: Loud ghetto black girls are annoying as fuck.

Fact: I dated a loud ghetto black girl.

 

[thrilla11]

Fact: Kat Williams and Dave Chappelle are funny as fuck.

Fact: Wayne Brady is a pimp.

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[Super Hans]

They are also great swimmers,even the commentator gives him the big build-up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZp0Bhmq9o&feature=related

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I love me some Katt Williams.

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[Jonnie Walker]

There is a difference between black people and ******s.
Black person:

******:

See?

 

[Via Armbar]

I never understood why black people had a problem with sitting at the back of the bus. All of the cool kids sat there when I was in elementary school. It's just another case of over privileged whites kids trying to act black and black people complaining for no reason.

 

[Big Sexy]

Black comedians are funnier then white comedians. Give me some Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, Chris Tucker, and DL Hughley any day of the week. 4 of my top 5 comedians are black with Ralphie May the exception.

 

[D-Man]

Why are black people such awful drivers? If I had to order the worst drivers in the world, it might go something like this:

3. Asians
2. Blacks
1. Indians

Something to think about.

 

[D-Man]

Black comedians are funnier then white comedians. Give me some Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, Chris Tucker, and DL Hughley any day of the week. 4 of my top 5 comedians are black with Ralphie May the exception.

I can't argue against this. Seriously, something about being on stage and cracking jokes with a ghetto attitude is just fucking hilarious.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Black comedians are funnier then white comedians. Give me some Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, Chris Tucker, and DL Hughley any day of the week. 4 of my top 5 comedians are black with Ralphie May the exception.

I'll give you Katt and Dave, but none of the rest are worthy of grasping George Carlin's cold dead testicles.

EDIT: And Pryor. I love Pryor. But Chris Rock and DL Hughley are complete wastes of life.

 

[Big Sexy]

Why are black people such awful drivers? If I had to order the worst drivers in the world, it might go something like this:

3. Asians
2. Blacks
1. Indians

Something to think about.

Nah it goes

4. Black people
3. Indians
2. Asians
1. Women

An Asian woman driver = instant death