That n00bzer reminds me of...

[Blue Chipper]

I can use some rub.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I still get a wing? Awesome. I figured you were getting ready to kick me out of the nest sometime for another, hotter version of me.

I would never do that. I might cheat when you start getting old and unattractive, but I love the quiet times together on the couch, fighting over the remote.

 

[Via Armbar]

I would never do that. I might cheat when you start getting old and unattractive, but I love the quiet times together on the couch, fighting over the butt plug.

fixed.

 

[FromTheSouth]

See, just when you start to rise up the charts.......



you say something hilarious and shoot past people who think I'm their friend.

 

[Razor]

I'm going to have to kill Armbar, aren't I? I like the dude, but I'm going to have to murder him outright.

 

[Via Armbar]

I can use some rub.

How much you got. Im down for some good ol bartering as well.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I'm going to have to kill Armbar, aren't I? I like the dude, but I'm going to have to murder him outright.

You are in no danger. Stop worrying. I was like that with a girlfriend once. She wound up cheating. Take that as you will.

 

[Razor]

You are in no danger. Stop worrying. I was like that with a girlfriend once. She wound up cheating. Take that as you will.

Consider me cool-headed and collected.

When you think you notice something rustling your bushes, I totally didn't pay Doc to spy on you or anything. Promise. FromtheBack

 

[Via Armbar]

When you think you notice something rustling your bushes, I totally didn't pay Doc to spy on you or anything. Promise. FromtheBack

ba-zing

 

[FromTheSouth]

Anyone but Doc. He's kinda creepy without being a stalker.

Kidding Doc. Love the sigs.

 

[Razor]

Well, I can't really hire Stuntz. He's the creepy pedo-stache/smile man. Jane?

 

[Via Armbar]

Ill do it. dont know what IT is, but i aint got shit to do.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Well, I can't really hire Stuntz. He's the creepy pedo-stache/smile man. Jane?

That might work.

 

[Razor]

Alright, I totally won't be hiring Jane to stalk you and make sure you aren't making secret deals with Armbar behind my back. I just have to figure out if Canadians use dollars or some kind of deformed Canadian Dollar.

..Wait, they just do all of their trading in Maple Syrup and Hockey Pucks, right? How much would stalking a Texan be in Hockey Pucks/pints of Maple Syrup?

 

[Via Armbar]

Alright, I totally won't be hiring Jane to stalk you and make sure you aren't making secret deals with Armbar behind my back. I just have to figure out if Canadians use dollars or some kind of deformed Canadian Dollar.

..Wait, they just do all of their trading in Maple Syrup and Hockey Pucks, right? How much would stalking a Texan be in Hockey Pucks/pints of Maple Syrup?

454 pucks. Or one quality basketball team.

 

[Razor]

Ah. Thanks for that conversion factor, Armbar. I don't know what I would do without you.

 

[Via Armbar]

cry. but im not going anywhere so don't fret.

 

[Kanye South]

I'd say Via is the next Tenta.

If you get what I mean.

 

[The Doctor]

He's well-loved and a great poster?

 

[Kanye South]

He seems like he's going to be the greatest posters of all the times, and then leaves.

And before you go all white knight on me, yes, I know why Tenta's gone.

 

[The Doctor]

I hope Armbar doesn't leave.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'm not planning on going anywhere. Bump my Get To Know Armbar thread.

 

[Kanye South]

Hopefully you don't get crotch fleas, Via.

 

[Leafy]

Me and Razor made a bet that Via would be the next Tenta. Sorta.

 

[Via Armbar]

Hopefully you don't get crotch fleas, Via.

I have no problem setting my crotch on fire if need be.