Thank-you Jeff Hardy.

[Coco]

Yes, a lot of us are having a hard time dealing with the idea that Jeff Hardy would screw over the WWE after the two years they invested in making him one of the top draws in the company. But what people fail to realize is that Jeff Hardy's most important work lies outside of pro wrestling, where he will attempt to fix the most challenging economic crisis of our time.

How?

One word:

Cocaine.

As I'm sure you've heard, 90% of the money in the United States has cocaine on it. While it is joked about freely that the cocaine is the only thing keeping the money worth anything, some sholars actually hold this to be the reality of the situation. As a result, Jeff Hardy has signed on to be part of a crack team whose sole mission is to increase the cocaine content of the United States' paper money and help pull the country out of financial peril. Unfortunately, he can't do that within the WWE because of their confining drug testing policy. So Jeff will have to save us independent of the WWE.

I hope all of you understand that Jeff Hardy is doing this for you, your children, and all future generations of Americans. I personally thank Jeff for being brave enough tackle such a daunting task. Here's to you, Jeff Hardy!

 

[BooCocky]

you should have posted this masterpiece in his thread...

 

[Coco]

No way Becker. This is bigger than the WWE and a lot of the mindless marks in there won't be willing to accept that Jeff's duty to his country is more important than his wrestling career.

 

[Mr. TM]

Jeff Hardy 4 Prez

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Jeff Hardy is even more of a hero to me now. May God bless his selfless actions.

 

[Leeds Guy]

*Yawn*

 

[Mr. TM]

The fan in your sig in the front with the black shirt looks like he wants to kill Jeff Hardy.

 

[Coco]

Jeff Hardy 4 Prez

Well I will admit that the Hardy Party definately doesn't scream "politics as usual" to me. It's about time they run somebody for the White House.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Booooo!

 

[gd]

The fan in your sig in the front with the black shirt looks like he wants to kill Jeff Hardy.

This

 

[Mr. TM]

 

[gd]

I agree

 

[Coco]

Me too.

 

[Mr. TM]

Glad it is decided.

 

[Coco]

If Jeff ends up selling any of his art, I think we should all buy some to make sure he doesn't run out of money or cocaine.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Seeing as how I am an Australian whom everyone's middle name here is patriotism... when you country needs to be served, you must get up off your ass & do what is needed. Serve your country or GTFO... thank goodness Jeff didnt GTFO, wouldn't have survived anywhere else... maybe Amsterdam?