Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to my brand new project, and the brand new way to extend my posting on these boards, to make sure I have a whole week of non-spam posting. This is a brief glance of all the major works across the United States of America. Id like to think of myself as a fairly patriotic man, with loyal ties to the great old USA. Now, Id be foolish to insinuate that America is the most important country for professional wrestling, but its certainly up there and home to the largest current market for pro wrestling. For years, most Americans have felt like we had the best professional wrestling
And boy, are we wrong. But thats no reason to ignore the contributions of the work of our home states, and the land in which we love. This, ladies and gentlemen, is:
And today, we start off our look at the United States with the Good Old Keystone State.
Ah, Keystone So, so many nights in which youve helped me get drunk, and so many drunken hook ups youve led to. Through the glory, and the mistakes, you were always my cheap little buddy. Always there to satisfy me, and always there to be by my side. Sure, you tasted like absolute crap, but that wasnt the point. The point was, you were there, and you were always there for me. For that, my dear friend, though my palette has broadened, and now you taste like the backside of a mule, I will always love you.
Whats that? I actually have to post about wrestling on here? Fuck Well, anyway, Keystone Well always be together Though Ive thrown you up too many times to count.
Anyway, with that love fest out of the way, surely well all know Im talking about that good old home of the Quakers. Yes, home to Benjamin Franklin, and plenty of the other peaceful founding fathers. Technically, the first USA Capitol could be found here, as well, as the Founding Fathers all met here to outline what the US Government would indeed look like. It was here that the foundation of democracy was born (For us, at least. You see, those pesky Greeks had the system down long before us. But, eh, whos keeping score here.) And it also is home to plenty of the best professional wrestling youll ever find. As a matter of fact, this state happens to be one of the best amateur wrestling hotbeds in the whole country, as Penn States team is one that is continuously ranked in the top ten every year. Naturally, this fact becomes a bit obvious when one considers, arguably, the best wrestler to come out of Pennsylvania (Wow, only a couple paragraphs in, and Ive almost spoiled the whole induction. Clearly, I need to work on being subtle). So without further ado, lets put this American puzzle together with the first state, voted by you to start this Nifty Fifty:
Yes, yes, Pennsylvania. This state is largely notorious for having perhaps the most passionate fans in the world, for just about every sport. Growing up with the Eagles, Steelers, Phillies, and other such teams learns you to toughen up, and be hardcore about your teams, or in this case, wrestling. Its something you have a passion for, which always makes Pennsylvania crowds so much fun. The fun comes from watching these extremely hot crowds give all their energy into a match. Its things like that that turn a decent match into a great match, and a great match into an all time classic. And these hardcore fans make any event thats held in Pennsylvania a hot event, always filled with hardcore fans waiting to either pounce on a guy they dont like, or cheer for the matches they love.
And speaking of Hardcore Im now officially brought to Pennsylvanias most important contribution to the world of Professional Wrestling.
Who couldve guess that, when Tod Gordon purchased the remaining stock of the flailing Tri-State Wrestling Alliance, owned partially by Joel Goodhart, that he was on the brink of a revolution that would forever change the landscape of professional wrestling.
Well to be fair, no one did, because it wasnt exactly his revolution. No, that revolution belonged to the brilliant, if not twisted, mind of Paul Heyman, arguably the greatest booker in the history of American professional wrestling.
Yes, I said it; Paul Heyman very well may be the best booker in the history of American professional wrestling. Now, as an owner, the man was inept, if not a tad corrupt. But absolutely nobody had a mind and a passion for the pro wrestling business than Paul Heyman. Itd be interesting to consider how things would have worked if Paul owned WCW, instead of ECW. Still, he took an independent promotion, performing weekly in a Bingo Hall in the bad sections of Philadelphia, and made it a legitimate member of the Big Three in the heyday of Professional Wrestlings late 90s boom. He took the wrestlers that no one else would give a chance, because they were too small, or didnt look good enough, or didnt wrestle a certain style, and he made them superstars. He took a bleak outlook, and got a cable deal out of it. He is the reason you know men like RVD, Tommy Dreamer, Raven, and Taz. Without this promotion, there would probably not be hardcore wrestling to the extent we have now. The entire glorious ladder matches that we were spoiled within the 2000s and the consequential TLC matches would have been nowhere without ECW. That little Bingo hall in Pennsylvania is responsible for launching so many careers, and providing fans with entertainment that, quite frankly, WCW and the WWE just werent offering at this point.
Also, ECW is the fatherland for all fans known as smarks. Ive said it before, and I do legitimately believe it; ECW fans are the most intelligent breed of fans in the world of professional wrestling. And its not just because they look up the dirt sheets, and always have the info they always need. Its not even because they boo John Cena. Smarks are smart, because they know when a promoter is feeding them shit, and wont put up with it. They let their voices be heard, and let the owner know that they will not put up with the kind of television any longer. You want to know why Vince invests in attracting children? Because children are naïve, and wont know to voice their opinions so much if they dont like something. That was the appeal of ECW It catered to its fans, and gave them the entertainment they wanted, with double the passion of any other promotion out there, including the big boys. ECWs following was loyal, and as long as ECW did all they could to entertain the fans, they were going to put their all into the success of ECW.
Though ECW did apparently rub one certain wrestler the wrong way when it attempted to court him Apparently, he took offense to a certain crucifixion angle run by Raven and Sandman. Thus, what once was supposed to be this wrestlers debut would be put on hold for three more years, where hed then debut, as the most decorated rookie in the world of professional wrestling. Now, he is known as the greatest wrestler in wrestling today, and may go down in history as one of the all time greats, if not the greatest wrestler of all time. And this man calls the Keystone State his home. Ladies and gentlemen, Pennsylvanias greatest wrestler;
This man is pretty much the total package, and everything you could possibly look for in a professional wrestler. Of course his amateur skills are legendary. Aside from Dan Gable, Cael Sanderson, and possibly Brock Lesnar, one could make the argument that he was the greatest American wrestler. His technical skills are only a fraction of his real talent, and thats truly saying something. Even as a rookie, the guy was gold on the mic. The amount of different characters the guy can play leaves you astounded. He can go from a cowardly heel to a psychotic freak faster than you can say Rhaka Khan. The man will always have a lasting legacy for his Three Is, and his ability to use all of them to enhance his persona is downright classic. The guy has faced them all, and beaten every single wrestler hes ever faced. A fourteen time heavyweight champion, the man has an outside shot of breaking Ric Flairs record, and at the rate TNA is going, he may wind up with the TNA strap about seven to eight more times before he hangs up the boots. Having said that, his personal issues may come back to haunt the guy. But we shouldnt let that affect how we view the guy. This man is sheer greatness, and we should simply note that for the legend he truly is.
So many threads have been made about the guy, and I cant do him justice. So, as will become customary, Im going to show his greatest match, and have you view greatness. This, fittingly enough, occurs in Pittsburgh, right in Kurts hometown. And it is arguably his best match ever. Considering hes only a two year vet here, thats saying something. So without further ado, allow me to take you to Kurt Angle VS. Steve Austin, at 2001s Unforgiven:
Now, that was wrestling excellence. Now, that was our recap of Pennsylvania. Dont think Kurt Angle was the best. Want to add your own contribution? Feel free to add your own fantastic moments, and add what you love about Pennsylvania. In the meantime, Ill be researching for next week, as I do (This may be difficult for me) Rhode Island. If anyone would like to help me, let me know. I know X is from Rhode Island, so any help would be great.
However, that is all for this state. Join us next week for Rhode Island.
See ya.
Tentas Fifty Nifty
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And today, we start off our look at the United States with the Good Old Keystone State.

Ah, Keystone So, so many nights in which youve helped me get drunk, and so many drunken hook ups youve led to. Through the glory, and the mistakes, you were always my cheap little buddy. Always there to satisfy me, and always there to be by my side. Sure, you tasted like absolute crap, but that wasnt the point. The point was, you were there, and you were always there for me. For that, my dear friend, though my palette has broadened, and now you taste like the backside of a mule, I will always love you.
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Whats that? I actually have to post about wrestling on here? Fuck Well, anyway, Keystone Well always be together Though Ive thrown you up too many times to count.
Anyway, with that love fest out of the way, surely well all know Im talking about that good old home of the Quakers. Yes, home to Benjamin Franklin, and plenty of the other peaceful founding fathers. Technically, the first USA Capitol could be found here, as well, as the Founding Fathers all met here to outline what the US Government would indeed look like. It was here that the foundation of democracy was born (For us, at least. You see, those pesky Greeks had the system down long before us. But, eh, whos keeping score here.) And it also is home to plenty of the best professional wrestling youll ever find. As a matter of fact, this state happens to be one of the best amateur wrestling hotbeds in the whole country, as Penn States team is one that is continuously ranked in the top ten every year. Naturally, this fact becomes a bit obvious when one considers, arguably, the best wrestler to come out of Pennsylvania (Wow, only a couple paragraphs in, and Ive almost spoiled the whole induction. Clearly, I need to work on being subtle). So without further ado, lets put this American puzzle together with the first state, voted by you to start this Nifty Fifty:
Pennsylvania

Yes, yes, Pennsylvania. This state is largely notorious for having perhaps the most passionate fans in the world, for just about every sport. Growing up with the Eagles, Steelers, Phillies, and other such teams learns you to toughen up, and be hardcore about your teams, or in this case, wrestling. Its something you have a passion for, which always makes Pennsylvania crowds so much fun. The fun comes from watching these extremely hot crowds give all their energy into a match. Its things like that that turn a decent match into a great match, and a great match into an all time classic. And these hardcore fans make any event thats held in Pennsylvania a hot event, always filled with hardcore fans waiting to either pounce on a guy they dont like, or cheer for the matches they love.
And speaking of Hardcore Im now officially brought to Pennsylvanias most important contribution to the world of Professional Wrestling.
ECW
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Who couldve guess that, when Tod Gordon purchased the remaining stock of the flailing Tri-State Wrestling Alliance, owned partially by Joel Goodhart, that he was on the brink of a revolution that would forever change the landscape of professional wrestling.
Well to be fair, no one did, because it wasnt exactly his revolution. No, that revolution belonged to the brilliant, if not twisted, mind of Paul Heyman, arguably the greatest booker in the history of American professional wrestling.
Yes, I said it; Paul Heyman very well may be the best booker in the history of American professional wrestling. Now, as an owner, the man was inept, if not a tad corrupt. But absolutely nobody had a mind and a passion for the pro wrestling business than Paul Heyman. Itd be interesting to consider how things would have worked if Paul owned WCW, instead of ECW. Still, he took an independent promotion, performing weekly in a Bingo Hall in the bad sections of Philadelphia, and made it a legitimate member of the Big Three in the heyday of Professional Wrestlings late 90s boom. He took the wrestlers that no one else would give a chance, because they were too small, or didnt look good enough, or didnt wrestle a certain style, and he made them superstars. He took a bleak outlook, and got a cable deal out of it. He is the reason you know men like RVD, Tommy Dreamer, Raven, and Taz. Without this promotion, there would probably not be hardcore wrestling to the extent we have now. The entire glorious ladder matches that we were spoiled within the 2000s and the consequential TLC matches would have been nowhere without ECW. That little Bingo hall in Pennsylvania is responsible for launching so many careers, and providing fans with entertainment that, quite frankly, WCW and the WWE just werent offering at this point.
Also, ECW is the fatherland for all fans known as smarks. Ive said it before, and I do legitimately believe it; ECW fans are the most intelligent breed of fans in the world of professional wrestling. And its not just because they look up the dirt sheets, and always have the info they always need. Its not even because they boo John Cena. Smarks are smart, because they know when a promoter is feeding them shit, and wont put up with it. They let their voices be heard, and let the owner know that they will not put up with the kind of television any longer. You want to know why Vince invests in attracting children? Because children are naïve, and wont know to voice their opinions so much if they dont like something. That was the appeal of ECW It catered to its fans, and gave them the entertainment they wanted, with double the passion of any other promotion out there, including the big boys. ECWs following was loyal, and as long as ECW did all they could to entertain the fans, they were going to put their all into the success of ECW.
Though ECW did apparently rub one certain wrestler the wrong way when it attempted to court him Apparently, he took offense to a certain crucifixion angle run by Raven and Sandman. Thus, what once was supposed to be this wrestlers debut would be put on hold for three more years, where hed then debut, as the most decorated rookie in the world of professional wrestling. Now, he is known as the greatest wrestler in wrestling today, and may go down in history as one of the all time greats, if not the greatest wrestler of all time. And this man calls the Keystone State his home. Ladies and gentlemen, Pennsylvanias greatest wrestler;
Kurt Angle

This man is pretty much the total package, and everything you could possibly look for in a professional wrestler. Of course his amateur skills are legendary. Aside from Dan Gable, Cael Sanderson, and possibly Brock Lesnar, one could make the argument that he was the greatest American wrestler. His technical skills are only a fraction of his real talent, and thats truly saying something. Even as a rookie, the guy was gold on the mic. The amount of different characters the guy can play leaves you astounded. He can go from a cowardly heel to a psychotic freak faster than you can say Rhaka Khan. The man will always have a lasting legacy for his Three Is, and his ability to use all of them to enhance his persona is downright classic. The guy has faced them all, and beaten every single wrestler hes ever faced. A fourteen time heavyweight champion, the man has an outside shot of breaking Ric Flairs record, and at the rate TNA is going, he may wind up with the TNA strap about seven to eight more times before he hangs up the boots. Having said that, his personal issues may come back to haunt the guy. But we shouldnt let that affect how we view the guy. This man is sheer greatness, and we should simply note that for the legend he truly is.
So many threads have been made about the guy, and I cant do him justice. So, as will become customary, Im going to show his greatest match, and have you view greatness. This, fittingly enough, occurs in Pittsburgh, right in Kurts hometown. And it is arguably his best match ever. Considering hes only a two year vet here, thats saying something. So without further ado, allow me to take you to Kurt Angle VS. Steve Austin, at 2001s Unforgiven:
Now, that was wrestling excellence. Now, that was our recap of Pennsylvania. Dont think Kurt Angle was the best. Want to add your own contribution? Feel free to add your own fantastic moments, and add what you love about Pennsylvania. In the meantime, Ill be researching for next week, as I do (This may be difficult for me) Rhode Island. If anyone would like to help me, let me know. I know X is from Rhode Island, so any help would be great.
However, that is all for this state. Join us next week for Rhode Island.
See ya.