wishes that the thread J-Glass made about his mock bar mitzvah really did happen.
Hell yeah...you know how much money they give away at Bar Mitzvah's? Uncle Issac alone would've been writing me a big fat check. With all the income from his sporting goods store, I'd be able to go to Wrestlemania this year.
If only though...the only thing I get to do now is go to The Steelers vs Rams game this Christmas eve...and why would any diehard Steeler fan want to do that?