FlexAmerican Dynamite
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Tons of questions, none will probably be answered.
Teen Choice Awards 2012
- Thread starter Wicked Valentine
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Tons of questions, none will probably be answered.
Showing porn to minors is illegal too, genius.
Wicked Valentine
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I do not kiss and tell. I have more class than that, don't ya know?
When I say I'm gonna post a pic soon, I do not mean my boobs. Just like my face or something. Maybe with a little upper body. But my tits are not going to be accentuated.
Just FYI
Wicked Valentine
Bight Me
Yes we all know you do so ZIP IT
I'll post a pic soon.
God damn men
No, I don't think you understand. Let me explain.
I don't really care about your breasts. The Internet is a cavalcade of every sort of imaginable pornography I could ever want to acquire. I could, at this moment, indulge in well over a thousand different fetishes, very likely at no cost. I will gain no sexual pleasure from your breasts.
What is at stake here is a matter of the societal order. In the physical world, your being female grants you an advantage over men. It makes us want to do things for you. It makes us want to be nice to you. In general, it places you above us. It is readily identifiable in the physical world whether you are or not female, however. This distinction is not so easy to make on the Internet, and therefore we, through long years of work, have created an acceptable standard for proving that you are, indeed, what you say you are. This has grown into the admittedly vulgar "TITS OR GTFO". This should be the standard of any conversation on the Internet that takes place with a claimed, but unverified, female.
And yes, it is necessary that it be vulgar. In the event you don't give in, we need not treat you any differently, and we are on equal footing. In the event that you do, we have been placed on equal footing again, except that now we can be entirely honest with one another and carry on. You will be female, of course, and we will act as is accustomed. But we will also have forced to you to post a demeaning picture, and in so doing, harmony is maintained.
I hope that you have learned something about the customs of the Internet today. I'm available for any and all questions, and there will be a quiz next Tuesday.
EDIT: And for further clarification, because this is also pretty important to the customs of the Internet, pedophilia only applies to an attraction to those who are prepubescent. Therefore, a desire to view the breasts of a seventeen year old would not qualify as such. The word you're looking for in this case - if this had anything to do with sexual interest at all - is ephebophilia, and for most of human history was generally considered to be pretty A-okay.
FlexAmerican Dynamite
WZCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
Like I said last time, I somehow doubt that. But I'd rather just speculate from behind my computer screen.
Wicked Valentine
Bight Me
I completely understand Harthan, and I commend you for conveying your meaning so eloquently.
For that I'll post a pic of me tonight and so you know that it is actually me, and not a potential random pic of a girl, I'll take a picture with my kick ass arrow I was awarded at camp.
Stay tuned boys
For that I'll post a pic of me tonight and so you know that it is actually me, and not a potential random pic of a girl, I'll take a picture with my kick ass arrow I was awarded at camp.
Stay tuned boys
Wicked Valentine
Bight Me
Okay here ya go
that's why I like you
Unfortunately I have no idea who that is
that's why I like you
Unfortunately I have no idea who that is
Wicked Valentine
Bight Me
Wicked Valentine
Bight Me
Happy yet?
Sorry my camera is shit
Wicked Valentine
Bight Me
Cool story bro
I just received word from my source
TEEN WOLF WON
OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY
I just received word from my source
TEEN WOLF WON
OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY
FlexAmerican Dynamite
WZCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
But, it's the Teen Choice Awards....
Wicked Valentine
Bight Me
You just don't understand
You can never understand
You don't know what would not happen if they lost
You can never understand
You don't know what would not happen if they lost
Awesome_Miz
Proud LSN mentee
Nothing and I like the show.
Wicked Valentine
Bight Me
It's a surprisingly good show. I saw it all over my dash on Tumblr and just thought I'd might as well see what all the buzz is about and then I was hooked.
By the way you still have a freebie to throw any gif at me and I will not respond with or start a gif war.
Awesome_Miz
Proud LSN mentee
I just want to find the right gif.
I saw the first episode with my cousin and I couldn't believe how good it was.
FlexAmerican Dynamite
WZCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
I can only assume it would be the end of the world as we know it.
Wicked Valentine
Bight Me
Come at me, bro
Well the end of an entire fandom's world.
Seriously the entire Teen Wolf community was going bat shit crazy just because it wasn't announced on TV, imagine what would've happened if Teen Wolf lost entirely.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
If it's plastic it's shit
