Silence. Dim lights. Time freezes.
Three.
People curious, eager to see what is in store for them.
Two.
Momentum. Anticipation. Excitement. All building.
One!!
And were off. Lights shoot up, which reveals a regular, everyday, wrestling arena, with a wrestling ring, which is set up uniquely. An Iraqi flag, set up nicely and neatly, one on each turnbuckle. An antique Turkish rug, placed on the ring mat. A comfortable, red, velvet couch for the host. A second chair is by the couch. It is white, furry love chair for the other host to sit. There seems to be a small mat, pad kind of thing, opposite the two fancy chair. The final thing that makes the ring unusual is the fact that there is a cut out of Saddam Hussein in 2 corners, diagonally across from each other. If you could see it, then you would swear that terrorists designed it.
Suddenly, purple lights appear and erotic Muslim music hits. Two Indian girls belly dance down the ramp, one going to the, outside, left side of the ring and the other went to the right. Music still playing, two more belly dancers come out and stand by the ring poles, on the outside, one on the right and one on the left.
Suddenly, Mohammad Hasheems theme song hits and both he and Rajeem come out in a very special way. Carried by 4 men, each, they are sitting on a kind of thing, in which the men hold, carrying Rajeem and Hasheem in the process. Both men are wearing matching white robes, with ancient designs. They are also wearing matching white turbans. They are on their knees, on the pad thing, arms stretched, acting like they are bigger than everyone else. Pyro goes off as he yells in his native language. He is brought down, as well as Rajeem. They get into the ring and they start twirling, with their arms stretched out as if they are presenting the ring. They look around the ring with huge smiles, as his music stops. The house show fans are booing the crap out of Rajeem and Hasheem, and both of them are eating it up.
Hasheem: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all.
Davari: Shallam, Achi Achkoom!! SHALLAM!!!
The heat is huge. They can hardly even be heard talking, due to the loud booing. They dont even acknowledge it though.
Hasheem: Thank you for the warm welcome, I truly appreciate it. I feel honored. May Allah give you all that you wish!! Lets all praise ALLAH!!
It is obvious that the crowd is going nuts with booing him.
Hasheem: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the trial edition, of hopefully many, The Sultans Shoot Out with your hosts: Yours truly and Rajeem. This is my show. This will go my way. I am in control. This will be uncensored. Unscripted, and unplanned, where anything goes, where there ARE no ruled!! You disrespect us on our turf, our turf, and you will be whacked!! Now, this show is obviously going to be a little interview segment, but only if I feel like it. Now, tonights very first trial edition of The Sultans Shoot Out needs to be impactful, making impact! So you fans of WZCW are in for a treat. This is a house show, and it is not being aired, so to cut to the chase, I have something huge in store for you
The crowd cheers. A little weak cheer, but still an okay pop.
Hasheem:
filthy, worthless, disgusting Americans.
Forget the pop, we are hearing cheap heat, as Hasheem and Rajeem are laughing. Speaking of Rajeem, he is sitting in his white, furry love chair, resting like a king.
Hasheem: Anything can happen on this show, MY SHOW!! And tonight I, the great Mohammad Hasheem, the Sultan of WZCW, will be holding an interview. The man I will be interviewing is: drum roll please.
An upbeat drum roll plays.
Hasheem: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time: MOHAMMAD HASHEEM!!
The crowd boo and start chanting You suck!!
Hasheem: Thank you for having me on your show.
Its an honor to have someone with your expertise. So how are you?
Good, and I must say, this thing you have, is brilliant!!
Yes, yes I know. Haha.
The crowd isnt liking this at all, as Hasheem laughs it off.
Hasheem: Ladies and gentlemen, let me get to the point. You all hate me because of who I am. Because of what I have done. I have taken out your favorite stars like Arch Angel and El Guerrero. I have clearly made my mark, and actually marked my territory here in WZCW. Also, I have clearly shown my hatred for all you and that stupid America.
He spits on the floor when he said America
Hasheem: But you know something, there is so much I have to say and I never get the time to express my thoughts. Well that all changed, right now!!! Tonight, we start!! My hate for stupid America!!
He spits on the floor again, and gets massive heat.
Hasheem: There are many reasons I hate it. Their lack of respect for others is the best reason I, and everyone else, hates it.
The crowd boo in disagreement.
Hasheem: Oh? You dont believe me? Well then how do you explain the KKK? How do you explain the whole petition for banning Gay marriages?
The crowd boo at the slur.
Hasheem: Hey!! I dont have to like it. Anyways, how do you explain the War on Terror, the War in Iraq taking place currently? Oh yea, sure, the U.S. wants peace, well just like all of you filthy Americans, the US is full of shit!! Fucking hypocrites. The innocent children of Iraq get beaten, abused, and killed daily because of the bombs, courtesy of you people. You say that the U.S. troops defend your rights? Your freedom? So does that mean they represent you?
They all cheer, and start a small U.S. chant. He starts chuckling when it dies down.
Hasheem: Well then that means that you are all killers and cold blooded, killing, savages!!
The crowd boo.
Hasheem: Oh? You dont believe me? Why? Because Im different? Fine, then explain this. Oh, sorry I forgot you are all stupid Americans, and that I have to explain everything. Haha.
Hasheem spits on the floor.
Rajeem: Ya, chimeegee, haha, toopoya Amracans.
Rajeem spits on the floor.
Rajeem: Haha.
Hasheem: Anyways, please all take a look at the tron, and then well see who was right.
We see a video clip on the titatron.
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Hasheem: Well? Im waiting for an apology!!
The crowd boos.
Hasheem: Fuck you all!! You guys dont even deserve to be in my presence!!
Major heat.
Hasheem: So now you finally see that you are all savages. Cold blooded killers!! Because of you, because of stupid U.S.A. innocent children get hurt and killed. I hope you are all happy!!
Hasheem starts screaming, as he keeps bad mouthing everybody.
Hasheem: You should all be shot!! I hope you and your children and your childrens children all experience what those poor and innocent children in Iraq experience!!
Rajeem: Amen. Amen.
The crowd starts booing but it quickly turns into a USA chant.
Hasheem: You know what?!? I dont know why I decided to have my trial The Sultans Shoot Out segment here, in this dump. Never again will you people ever see this segment done in this kick of a town!! NEVER!!
The crowd cheers and still chant USA
Hasheem: GOOD DAY!! Lets go Rajeem!!
Hasheem storms out as Rajeem follows him, as the crowd still chants USA!!