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There's this girl. Last year I hated her...and well...I thought she hated me. But this year...She started saying Hello to me a lot...like almost every time I saw her...Then in our verbal written class...after I wrote a speech where we we're supposed to give a toast to somebody, and I gave it to myself (in the future). She thought it was funny, and the next speech was to teach a skill to the class, and she suggested I do "How to be Cute", I'll get onto to that particular though in a second. Well, the Hi's and Hello's continued for awhile. Awhile Back she offered me something, I can't exactly remember what, oh wait...it was a calender she made in computer class...I now regret not taking it, but she was "angry" at me for declining. I just didn't want to carry something, and I don't every really bring my backpack home...But she seemed to..I guess forget about that. She then claimed to she upset with me because I didn't say Hi to her...Well, she started to seem to talk to me more often, and I started to develop a crush on her. I would make comments about her to my friends, sometimes good, sometimes rude (Not like she's ugly or anything..just..sexually.), not that I meant the rude ones though. Her table in which she sits, with all her friends...was somewhat in front of ours. My friends began to pick this up. And one of them even told a few people. Although I think she definitely picked it up, as she would then begin to..as I think..get in my head. She'd say very apparent things to me like "I love you". She asked me to join her group for this dancing thing she does for the school, and for an assembly, even though it was a day before they we're scheduled to perform, so I don't think it would have been possible. Her friend (with her right next her, offered for me to go over her house that friday, I nervously said I was busy. When I would be gone for long periods of time, or after christmas break, she'd say she missed me. She cheered me on during gym class (although I heard from this fat, obnoxious, unintelligent kid that she was making fun of me, though he's not the type to trust). I've had dreams about her. One was a week ago, It was short, she said she was something with an S to me, can't remember the word, but it meant being nice because she felt bad for me, and I was at her locker. The other one was much longer, and positive. I was at her house, her room was messy. I had actually slept their, on the floor. I can't remember all the little details, I remember seeing her dad (who I actually never seen in real life before, nor do I know what he looks like.), and I remember holding her, and telling her I love her, and she's Beautiful. This morning she asked asked me what happened to my elbow (it's like all roughed up, think its from my carpet, which is what I told her.), and she told me my hair looks nicer then usually, and has that flippy kinda look. So I flipped it for her a bit. She also then, asked me to carry her books to her next class, which I excitedly said yes. At this point, I realized she might be trying to make this kid she hangs out with jealous, as he has sorta "flippy" hair, and he always carries her books. This kid is basically a Jock, he's got everything, the looks, he's on the football team..., he gets hugs from her, although so does a lot of other boys...besides me. Well he comes up to me, and talks to me about a game I play, basically calling me a *** for playing it, and I would to if I we're him, except for the fact that he played it too. I quit the game a few months ago anyways, which he didn't believe. He then proceeded to take the books off me, and then thanked me for them. I was shocked, but didn't do anything. She didn't say anything to me the rest of the day. Although I did send her a message on myspace, and asked her if I could carry her books tomorrow, and that he rudely took them off me. She hasn't responded yet. Do you think she actually likes me? Or is she just messing with my head, trying to get some laughs from her friends?

In the original format and all. What kind of douche bag would make a word fort like that? I would never type something like that nowadays. When I type big paragraphs, I usually try to make sure it's broken up and looks okay. They're still usually long to read, but at least it doesn't hurt your eyes.
 
I have pinned up on my fridge. Although I don't trust my home security, so I might have to tattoo it on my inner-thigh. Memento-style

I had my Grandma print it out and put it in a picture frame, but that's about as far as I'll go. I would get at tattoo, but I want to save room on my skin for all the Steeler ink I'll be getting.

You still see this gal around?

Yeah, she's in my grade. A matter a fact, she used to "visit" our lunch table a lot. Our entire lunch table always looked at her ass, damn does that thing look fine in those yoga pants she wears. Anyways, she'd usually ask for gum or something, and I'd usually give it to her, not because I liked her, because I'm generally a nice person.

Except she stopped going to our table after we smashed one of those ice cream snickers bars on her books. It was more of an accident, but she was pissed. We'd also always take her pencil and drop it on the ground, just so we can see her bend down. Of course though, she had to be a bitch and squat down. She came back though after the ice cream thing.

Here's how it would go.

Her: Does anyway have any gum?
Me: I do.
Her: Give me some.
Me: Give me a blow job.
Her: Seriously, give me some gum.
Me: Seriously...give me a blow job.

I never got my blowjob...but yet I still won because she didn't get any gum either...actually never mind...the fucking muslim kid had to give some to her. That Muslim kid hates me...usually because I always make racist jokes towards him.

I really feel nothing for her anymore, I mean I'd still love to get a piece of that, but a relationship would be horrible with her. She's one of those demanding type of chicks. She tells you to do something with those little puppy dog eyes, and when you say No a bunch of times, she gets demanding, and then when you still say no, she starts begging. Although the type of person I am, if I decline something after the puppy dog eyes, there's no way you're breaking me.

Honestly though, I'm not interested in dating anybody. I'm not even interested in sex. Which is odd for a 15 year old boy, I just don't like the idea of it, especially at my age. I'd rather focus on school work and other things in my life, over having some 2 week relationship with a girl. People are always so eager to date, but I really find it silly. That's obviously just me though, I don't have any problem with any one else dating at this age, I just don't want to.

Though knowing myself, I'm a fucking push over. If some girl out there likes me and forces herself on me, I'm going to give in. I could see the entire situation happening. I'm just too nice of a guy, it might be because I'm shy...but really I'm not shy. I'm the type of person who is really shy at first, but once I get to know you and accept you as a friend, I become a real asshole. Most people take this as an asshole type of asshole, but I'm really only being more of a friendly type of asshole.
 
Charlie said:
Hey D, lemme PM/AIM you real quick. Just reread his shit and something about this girl doesn't sit right with me, wanna get a second opinion before I say anything and you seem to know your stuff

Charlie said this in that thread, and later I asked him what didn't sit with him, and D-Man said it didn't matter. It's probably nothing, but I'm still very curious on what it was.

Do you remember Charlie?

and also

wwetributes897 said:
No, I think i'll be too busy thinking "Damn, this bitch has the smallest pussy I've ever seen, it's even worse then her moms'!"
 
This thread is about Deadman, not Sully. Sully already has enough supporters. One of them can make a thread for him. This belongs to Deadman. I'm sure all of you will agree with me once I can find the "You Can't Bant A Killa" thread.
 
Charlie said this in that thread, and later I asked him what didn't sit with him, and D-Man said it didn't matter. It's probably nothing, but I'm still very curious on what it was.

Do you remember Charlie?

and also

Something along the lines of you posting one giant fucking block of text, so I didn't see that the part where she "stayed over your house" was a dream, and didn't really get how PMs worked since for some reason mine were disabled and I didn't know vBulletin at the time
 

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