Tag Team Championships: DevilSpawns v. W.V.C.

[TheOneBigWill]

Tag Team Championships: DevilSpawns w/ Cammy v. Washoe Valley Crew:

Last week on Meltdown, the DevilSpawns had a dominating performance in a handicapped match against Alex Bowen. During the encounter, a female fan was accidentally struck. Will there be any actions from this accident?

The DevilSpawns have NOT issues any statement expressing any type of concern for the matter. Furthermore, Reaper has went on record for exclaiming that "every fan sitting at ringside should know the danger of being where they are."

The DevilSpawns and Washoe Valley Crew have had a huge rivalry building in W.Z.C.W.. tonight, the Tag Team Championships are being put on the line in a "Last Chance" match. If W.V.C. does not win, then they will not receive another Tag Team Championship match as long as the DevilSpawns are the Champions

Please keep ALL RPs in here. RPs are due March 16th, 2008

 

[ozzman14]

(We see Kenny in a dark room, with a faint light above his head)

Kenny: Many things have happened lately, it's been a lot to process, but there is one thing that stands out above them all, The DevilSpawns are The (Paper) WZCW Tag Team Champions.

(Kenny looks at the camera)

Kenny: Now look at me, TP, Raper, you two couldnt wrestle your way out of a wet paper bag without chairs and low blows. You two are doing nothing to those titles but keeping them warm for me and Joe, and trust me, we will make the best of our last chance.

(Kenny looks down)

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(Kenny gets mad)

Kenny: And now, because you two decided to take the cheap way out and use chairs to beat me and Joe at All or Nothing, we only get 1 more chance to save those titles, now is that fair?

(There is a clip of The finish of the Tag Title match)

Kenny: Now you see, what is wrong with that picture? The first title match for those titles, and you two think its close outs at Home Depot, in fact, have you two even won a match without cheating? Well, maybe against those two twigs that Joe and I beat in Iraq. You two, and in fact, all of Dynasty are a cancer in WZCW, on Meltdown, Joe and are going to beat you two so bad that you are going to leave WZCW and go to a second rate company like Vince's World or Angle Land.

(Kenny shifts in his seat, and looks a little uncomfortable)

Kenny: But now, I want to talk to my partner, Joe, I realize last week that we kinda cost each other a good shot of winning that Lethal Lottery preview match, but I want to put that all behind us, and focus on being The Chemo-therapy that rids WZCW of the cancer known as Dynasty. TP, Raper, you two had better be ready for the fight of your lives, and once its all over your faces will be melted, and the crowd will be wanting an encore!

(The Camera Fades Out)

 

[Reaper]

We are inside the arena where the nest Meltdown is to be broadcasted. The enitre arena is bathed in darkness. Suddenly a spot light hits the ring, but all that is there is a chair. The light goes off and then a red spotlight hits the ring and a man in a black cloak is sitting in the middle of the ring. A house mic lowers slowly from the rafters and stops about 6 feet from the ring. The man in the cloak stands up and pulls back his hood to reveal Reaper snearing from one ear to the other. He pulls the mic a little closer.​

"Kenny you have a lot of nerve. Gimmic infringing like that. You know doing your promo's in a dark room is my thing, but no matter I know deep down you wanna be just like me anyway. Actually, I take that back. You wish...that you could be me. Even if for just a moment, just to feel the weight of this tag team belt on your shoulder. You can bitch all night and into the day about me and DP being "paper" champions, but the fact of the matter is that we have the belts and you and Joey do not."​

Reaper walks to the opposite side of the ring from where he was at and there is a table and there are some "objects" on the table. Reaper reaches onto the table and pulls back with a Singapore Cane. He walks back to the mic, cane in hand, and continues.​

"You see this you morose piece of shit. This is what they use in foreign countries to punish those who have broke the law. Well, once you step in this ring with Disasterpiece and myself you enter our country. In our country we have laws. Law number one states "If a party shall attempt to take what is rightfully the property of the DevilSpawns. The DevilSpawns have free reign to punish that party by any means they deem necessary." Okay, i should clarify we just have one law, but we will be thinking more up as they come to us. That's not important though. What's important is that you follow that one rule we do have. You see if you bring your punk asses into our ring you will be punished. It will not be fun, it will not be enjoyable, but what it will be is damn painful. We are going to show you why we are the most ruthless tag team in WZCW history. There is nothing you can do to us that we haven't seen from you. You two are as predictable as the sunrise and the sunset. You have no athletic ability to speak of, you're weak, you have a leader that can't keep a title or a girlfriend, and you can't wrestle for shit. I mean you guys are batting 0 for 4 in the good qualities to have for a successful tag team catagory."​

Reaper sits back down in the chair still holding the Singapore cane in his hand. ​

"Another thing you and "The Demon" have been incesently bitching about is our use of weapons in our matches. Could we have beat you and everyone else being fair? Sure, but kind of fun is that? I mean if you want us to walk our happy asses out to the ring and just beat the hell out of you for 10 minutes then fine. We will be very happy to oblige. I, however, would prefer to have atleast a little bit of fun though. I mean can I get a burning table or a barbedwire bat? Something, just so I can see a little blood. However, if you don't like that I guess we could wrestle one match fair and square. We will beat you, it won't be watchable to the norma human being. Your blood will spill over the ring apron and you will wish that your mother had aborted you so that you could avoid the pain you will be feeling. I am done with playing around with you kids. I am going to beat your ass and go take a nap cause me and Cammy got shit to do afterward and lets just say I'll need my energy. So, you can come down to the ring if you want to or not. however, if you do The DevilSpawns will be waiting and we will show you that the death of your careers is near and I will show you that HELL...IS...CALLING!"​

The red spotlight shuts down. The normal white spotlight kicks in and the ring is empty save the chair. The scene then fades to black. ​

 

[joe81014]

We see Joe standing behind a podium, there is gas and a blow torch sitting on the top of it

Joe: Now, i know what you all may think, that I am going to rip-off Reaper, "infringe his gimmick" if you will, but this is WZCW, who do you think you are complaining about that, Paul Levesque? Is Chuck Myles your step dad? is Rios your husband? Well maybe, but thats not the point.

Joe picks up the blow torch

You see this? I could easily pour the gas on this podium and light it on fire, and stand laughing maniacally, the trademark of our so called, Tag Team Champions, which you are, by using unsavory tactics, and i will admit, it is MUCH more fun to use chairs and low blows in a match, but that is no way to win a Tag Team Championship, much less to start the first reign of those said titles.

Joe sets down the torch and throws the gas on the floor, it spills everywhere.

And what pisses me off more than anything is that since the 4 of you are in bed with Myles, that we only get 1 more shot at those titles, and knowing you, you will cheat your asses off, because well, quite frankly, thats the only way that you can defeat Kenny and I. Oh, but don't get your panties in a knot, because we will defeat you on Meltdown, and yes, we will take those titles from you. We will beat you two into a pulp, begging for your meaningless lives, yet alone The WZCW Tag Team Championships.

Joe gets a more uncertian look on his face

Kenny, i've known you since 2nd grade, i know that you are very competitive, and that you have anger issues, but that does not excuse your behavior last week, you cost us both a great run going into the Lethal Lottery match. But I agree with what you said, that Dynasty is a cancer, and it must be removed from WZCW, Gus will take care of Will, Rios is in bed with Myles, so he probably doesnt have much time left before the AIDS gets to him, that leaves you and I with, what did you call them, TP and Raper.

Joe looks serious again

It doesnt matter what you two say, because our actions will speak louder than your words, and without a doubt, we will defeat you two and save The WZCW Tag Team Championships from suffering any more tarnishing, and when its all said and done, TP will be back on the frontlines, pissing himself and getting shell shock, and Raper will go back to Michael Jackson's house, and I will personally send you two to THE DEPTHS OF HELL!

Joe lights the blow torch and throws it on the gasoline covered ground, it explodes in a flame, and you can see the WVC logo catch on fire and start to burn

Now where have I seen that before?